50 Man Battle Royale Part 1
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"Welcome back to TDW, as now we go to our main event…a 50 man gauntlet battle royale between the legends of wrestling and the roster of Total Drama Wrestling…now we go to Justin Roberts to explain the rules of the match." Tazz said as the camera was on him.
"Ladies and Gentlemen…this match is our main event! It will be a 50-man Gauntlet Battle Royale…between the Legends of Wrestling and the Roster of Total Drama Wrestling!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered loudly.
"There are the rules…it will start with two wrestlers, and every 30 seconds another wrestler will come out…elimination must occur when two feet must be on the floor…the last person standing either a legend or a TDW wrestler will be $100,000 Dollars Richer and receive a title match of their choosing." Justin Roberts annouced as the crowd cheered as the cheering died down.
(Miss Independent by Ne-Yo)
#1 LeShawna Owens
The crowd cheered as LeShawna came out as she sported her dark grey swimsuit plus knee pads and boots as she came down to the ring.
"Introducing first entrant number one…LeShawna Owens!" Justin Roberts announced as the music and the cheering stopped as the crowd was silence.
It's TIME!... IT'S TIME!... IT'S VADER TIME!
Hearing that similar music play all over the arena as the crowd roared.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S VADER!" Michael Cole said as he was in a state of shock as Vader came out of the curtain as the crowd chanted "Welcome back" as the former WCW Champion and former IWGP Heavyweight Champion was welcomed back with cheers all over the place.
"Holy crap! It is Vader!" Tazz said as he was stunned.
Entry #2 Vader
"The entry that entered at number 2…from The Rocky Mountains weighing in at 450 Pounds…he is a former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, and a former IWGP Heavyweight Champion…he is "The man they call" Big Van Vader!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered once more as he entered the ring.
"I promise not to hurt you." Vader said to LeShawna.
"Bring me everything you got." LeShawna said as they shook hands as a sign of respect as the bell sounded as they began hitting away.
"I can't believe that LeShawna is in there with that monster of a man named Vader, but not for long as in less than thirty seconds another participant either a legend or a TDW Wrestler will be in this match." Michael Cole said as LeShawna tried to suplex Vader but she couldn't as Vader countered her with a supex of his own.
"Vader counters LeShawna with a suplex of his own." Tazz said as Vader threw LeShawna out of the ring as she was the first one eliminated.
1st eliminated: LeShawna Owens; Eliminated by Vader; Duration: 0:15
"LeShawna is eliminated early as we immediately reach the 10 second mark as we are about to get our third entrant of the match." Michael Cole said as the clock appeared on the titantron.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #3 Izzy "Psycho Chick" Van Laningham
"You'll never take me alive!" Izzy screamed as she grabbed a chair as she ran to the ring as she whacked Vader in the head several times knocking him out as she got up to the top-rope and did a moonsault as the clock was already 15 seconds through.
"15 seconds in as Izzy already mauled Vader as the clock is about to be at 10 sconds once more until we get our next entrant." Tazz said as the clock was already at 10.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Break The Walls Down!
Entry #4 Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho ran down to the ring as he began working on Izzy as the clock was already at 20 seconds as Vader finally got back up as Vader was working on Jericho as the clock is at 15.
"Y2J just arrived in the match as there is already 10 seconds on the clock." Michael Cole said as the clock was at 10 again.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #5 Trent
"Here comes the number one contender…for the Total Drama Wrestling Intercontinental Championship as Trent is coming down to the ring to work on a former 9 time WWE Intercontinental Champion in Chris Jericho...get it?" Michael Cole said as Tazz was confused.
"Huh?" Tazz asked him stupidly.
"It's because Trent was obsessed with Number Nine for a while during his run on Total Drama Action and Chris Jericho is a nine time Intercontinental Champion." Michael Cole said as Tazz now understood him.
"Oh I get it now." Tazz smirked as the clock was already at 10.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #6 Psycho Sid
A curly blonde headed man which height was at 6 Feet and Nine Inches came out of the curtain as je sported light blue jeans and black jeans as he walked to the ring.
"OH MY! It's the man who rules the world…Sid!" Michael Cole said as Sid grabbed Vader and eliminated him by giving him a Powerbomb.
"Man…Sid just eliminated Vader!" Tazz said as the crowd cheered Sid's elimination.
2nd eliminated: Vader; Eliminated by Psycho Sid; Duration: 3:05
"Sid is tied with Vader who was just eliminated with one as Jericho was near the ropes working on Trent as here comes Sid!" Michael Cole said as he gave Chris Jericho a big boot eliminating him from the match.
3rd eliminated: Chris Jericho; Eliminated by Psycho Sid; Duration: 3:09
"Watch out Trent!" Tazz said as Sid attempted to nailed the boot but Trent lifted both of Sid's boots to eliminated Sid from the match.
4th eliminated: Psycho Sid; Eliminated by Trent; Duration: 0:19
"These eliminations are crazy as the clock strikes at 10 once more.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW!
Entry #7 Shelton Benjamin
A former Ring of Honor World Tag Team Champion has arrived as Charlie Haas was accompanied Shelton to the ring as the crowd erupted.
"OH MY! HERE IS SHELTON BENJAMIN!" Michael Cole said as the crowd chanted "Holy Shit" as Shelton began working on Izzy as the clock was already at 25 as he nailed a T-Bone Suplex on her as he nailed one on Trent as the crowd chanted "Benjamin" as he was pumping up the crowd as the clock was at 10.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #8 Dawn
"Here comes the Moonchild." Michael Cole said as thecrowd cheered very loudly as Dawn arrived she is very underrated as Dawn ran to top rope as she did a missle dropkick to Izzy as she did a hurricanrana to Shelton Benjamin as the crowd cheered.
"Good god that really did hurt!" Tazz said as Dawn did shoot kicks to Trents chest like a certain bearded vegan that we all know and love as the clock was already at 10.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #9 Sabu
"Here comes the Houdini of Hardcore…Sabu!" Tazz said as Sabu grabbed a chair as he nailed an Arabian Facebuster on Shelton Benjamin as the crowd chanted "ECW" as he whacked Izzy on the back of the head with a steel chair as the clock was already at 10 once again.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #10 Topher
"Here comes the guy that's probably more Chris McLean obsessed than anyone obsessed with Tupac even though he's been dead for almost 20 years." Tazz said as Topher ran to the ring as Sabu whacked him with the steel chair as the match ended for him as he went over the ropes.
5th eliminated Topher; Eliminated by Sabu; Duration: 0:01
"Goodbye Topher as for the next 29 seconds time will flyby." Michael Cole said as Dawn and Izzy were brawling as Trent and Sabu were brawling on the otherside of the ring as the clock was at 10 again.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #11 Bridgette
"Here comes the first ever TDW Women's Champion Bridgette!" Michael Cole said as Bridgette ran down to the ring as she grabbed a signapore cane as she hit Izzy, Dawn, Trent, and Sabu as she nailed a "Surf's Up" on Dawn, and Izzy as Trent and Sabu were still recovering from the signapore cane shots.
"Bridgette is hitting away as number 12 is on our way."
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entry #12 Devon Joseph
"Amazing" by Kanye West played as Devon Joseph arrived with Blaineley and Eric Bischoff as the crowd heavily booed Devon and Eric as Devon and Blaineley kissed as Blaineley grabbed his booty as DJ ran to the ring as he nailed a big boot to Sabu as he grabbed Izzy's hair.
"Oh come on! Don't do this!" Michael Cole said as he gave Izzy a chokeslam as he eliminated Izzy as the crowd booed him for pulling her hair.
6th elimination; Izzy Van Laningham; Eliminated by; Devon Joseph; Duration: 8:12
"Asshole" The crowd chanted as Devon Joseph didn't give a damn as he grabbed Bridgette's hair and began mauling the hell out of her as the crowd began booing again.
"This is ridiculous! Bridgette did nothing to DJ." Michael Cole said as he left the commentary table as he grabbed a microphone.
"Stop the clock right now." Michael Cole said as he was about to speak.
"Hey! DJ! BRIDGETTE DID NOTHING TO YOU! NEITHER DID GEOFF! SO WHY IN THELL ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS NOW?" Michael Cole asked Devon Joseph as he left the ring through the middle ropes and threw Michael Cole into the ring.
"First off…I am Devon Joseph, secondly I am the best in all of TDW…I am better than some blonded headed cowboy who thinks that friends are better than oneself!" DJ ranted as he gave Michael Cole a chokeslam as he was broken in half.
"Good god…he destroyed Michael Cole." Tazz said as the crowd was chanting "Asshole" once more.
"I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT I DO TODAY!" Devon Joseph shouted as the clock restarted as the clock was at 10 already once again as the crowd wa counting down as Devon Joseph was still ranting as Jim Ross arrived to be Tazz's partner.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZZT!
"IN CONCLUSION I WILL WIN THIS MATCH AND BECOME THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE TDW WORLD CHAMPION" Devon Joseph said as a certain olympians music started to play.
Entry #13 Kurt Angle
The crowd errupted as the BB&T Arena became unglued as Kurt Angle came out of the curtain wearing his red white and blue singlet with his 1996 Olympic Gold Medal on his neck.
"No way…it's KURT ANGLE!" Tazz said as he was in shock.
"BY GOD! BY GOD! IT'S KURT ANGLE FORMER WWE AND TNA WORLD CHAMPION IS IN TOTAL DRAMA WRESTLING!" Jim Ross said as Kurt Angle nailed a belly-to-belly suplex on Sabu, and began working on Devon Joseph who was about to wet himself as Kurt already eliminated him as the crowd loved it.
"KURT ANGLE HAS ELIMINATED DEVON JOSEPH AND THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY HERE!" Jim Ross shouted as Devon went back into the ring as he eliminated Kurt back as revenge as the crowd booed Devon.
"Damn it!" Tazz said as the crowd was livid.
7th elimination; Devon Joseph; Eliminated by Kurt Angle; Duration: 0:39
8th elimination; Kurt Angle; Eliminated by Devon Joseph; Duration: 0:15
"We have a controversial elimination as there is a brawl at ringside as Kurt Angle and Devon Joseph as the clock is at 10 already." Jim Ross said as the clock was at 10.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZZT!
Entry #14 Mike Bryan
"Here comes a former TDW Hardcore Champion Mike Bryan as he begins working on Sabu." Tazz said as he kneed him in the gut as Trent joined Mike as Sabu was getting double teamed as Sabu was eliminated.
9th Elimination; Sabu; Eliminated by Mike and Trent; Duration: 2:14
"The clock is at 10 again JR." Tazz said as the clock was about to strike 10.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZZT!
Entry #15 CM Punk
"BY GOD! IT'S CM PUNK!" Jim Ross said as CM Punk ran down to the ring as the crowd went ape once more.
"We'll be back after this." Tazz said as the camera.
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