Dan 10 Ultimate Summer EP 28: Don't Laze me, bro
Intro:
A green glowing, steel pod was flying through space, hurtling towards earth as it crashes, making a huge green flash.
The camera zooms out from the glowing symbol on the Ultimatrix as Dan looks up close at it.
He then activates it while smirking at the camera, raising his hand high and slapping it down on the core.
The background turns all green as Dan morphed into Four Arms, who pumps his upper fists while cracking his lower ones with a smirk.
A white number appears on the left side, starting at 1.
"Dan 10!"
2: Heatblast ignites 2 fire balls in his hands.
"Dan 10."
3: XLR8 zooms into the right.
4: Diamondhead swaps his right arm across as it turns into a blade.
"DAN 10!"
5: Cannonbolt uncurls and poses.
"Dan 10!"
"Dan 10."
6: Upgrade stretches out of his puddle form.
7: Grey Matter hops off the 7 and lands into a crouch, giving a thumbs up and a smile.
"DAN 10!"
8: Water Hazard slides in on his water blasts and raises his fists up.
"Dan 10."
9: Wildvine extends his legs and stretch out his right fingers while holding seeds in his left one, chucking them offscreen.
10: Big Chill phases through the number and floats briefly before zooming near the camera.
"DAN 10!"
Big Chill's head turns back into Dan's as it rotates.
The camera zooms out to reveal Max and Kate by his side.
Dan gave a low-five as his Grandfather as Kate crosses her arm and shakes her head playfully with a smile.
The 2 then ran off-screen, making Dan run towards the camera with a look determination.
He then froze as the series logo appeared above along with his aliens, 5 on each side.
The Rust Bucket pulls to a stop as Dan looks out the window in joy. "KATE! WE'RE HERE!" His sister runs up and adopted the same facial expression. Both kids runs out of the RV and looks in awe at the building. "LASER TOWN!" Both kids were super excited to play laser tag at one of the coolest places ever. "LET'S GO!" They both ran to the front doors, only to screech to a stop as one of the workers placed a sign that says, 'Closed today for private event'.
"Sorry, we're closed for the day for a private event." "A Private Event'?" "What does that mean?" Dan asked in confusion. "It means someone rented the place out for the day. Come back tomorrow." He walks in as Dan was shocked. "Tomorrow?! That's 24 hours from now! I NEED LASER TAG NOW!"
Max walks up to calm his grandson. "Dan, be patient." "But Grandpa! I wanted this ever since Summer started!" "We don't always get what we want, when we wanted." Max points out as Kate nods in agreement. Dan stomps his foot as he got furious. "What sort of monster would rent out an entire square millage of laser paradise for themselves?!"
Just then, a familiar limo pulls up, slamming the door open in Dan's face as a familiar boy emerges, tossing money out. "BILLY BILLIONS!" "Ugg… Billy Billions. You rented out Laser Town?!" Kate questions in shock as Billy explains while Dan pushes the window down as he glares with fury. "Of course! Father rented it out for my birthday. But since he and mother is busy with business across the seas, I'll just enjoy it with my friends and I!" His butler brings in a ton of shiny presents. Kate then smiles at the rich kid, hoping to get a chance to enter the place. "I… don't suppose you could let us in on the guest list, pretty please? Just this once?"
The kid merely laughs and answers. "Look, I understand this is hard to listen. But even if you 2 aren't nobodies with a questionable taste in hand accessories. Even more questionable taste in wolf-themed apparel." Kate looks at her shirt in concern as Dan got angry at his glove being dissed. "And even if you didn't drive around with an old man in a useless-stinky pile on wheels. I still won't invite you. Laser Town isn't for losers. Have fun doing what ever you people do." Billy walks away as Kate and Dan got angry. The boy slams the car door shut in rage.
"Kids, how about we just come back the next day? Seems like the right thing to do." Max suggest to calm them down as they ignore him. "WAIT! No one calls us losers! We challenge you to a laser tag duel! You and your 'Birthday buddies' against me and my sister!" "YEAH!" Billy stops and looks back with a confused look. "Why would I do that? The sibling looks at each other as Kate tells. "Cause the loser promises to never set foot in Laser Town for 10 whole years!" Dan was shocked by the demands as he whispers. "Kate! What are you doing?! I thought we were going to make the loser admit that he is wrong and phrase the winner?!" "Relax. I know what I'm doing."
"You 2 give up Laser tag? For 10 years?" "For 10 years!" The girl responds as Billy smirks and walks over. "I accept! Let's put this in black and white." He snaps his fingers, making his butler appear with a gold dome. He opens it to show a contract. Billy signs first and then points at the bottom line. "Sign here."
The kids did it as Max got concern. "Are you sure you want to do this? A decade is a long time." "Done!" Billy sees that Dan adds 'loser face' to his signature. But they both signed for Kate's name has a snowflake next to it as Dan's name has a 10 next to it with the watch symbol in the '0'.
"Very mature. See you on the battlefield." Billy snaps as they both walk inside. The siblings were smirking as Max asks. "Why are you 2 so focused to beat Billy? Can't you just let it go?" "Relax, Grandpa! He said we need to beat his 'friends.'" "He's a spoiled kid. He doesn't have any. Wait for us in the lobby, Grandpa. I need to get our outfits ready." The kids fist bumps each other and ran off as Max groans as he rubs his face. "I really hope we don't get kicked out, this time."
In the neon colored arena, with all sorts of colorful and cool decorations and props, a tiger head opens it's mouth as it roars with fog pouring out. Out slides Dan and Kate, now armed with laser guns and vests, but they have new looks, courtesy of Kate.
Kate now has a ninja look. She is wearing a white with blue trims Kunoichi outfit with small bamboo shoulder pads tied to her shoulders with a sleeveless tunic. She has a black wolf on the back of the outfit. She has black spandex shorts underneath her front and back sash. She has wrapping on her arms and hands in the form of her usual gloves with blue and white ninja guards over them. She has long white shock that goes to her thighs with ninja shoes and matching leg plates that goes to her knees. She lastly has a black mask over her bottom face and a long black headband with a steel plate. On it is a leaf symbol.
Dan's is a Mad Max punk look. He wears a black and green sleeveless shirt with steel plates on his shoulders, that has 2 green spike on each. He has white pants with a black pouch strapped to his left leg. His hair is in a mohawk with 2 black markings under on his cheeks. He has steel plates with green strips on his calves and right arm, that has a long black fingerless glove. He has green wrappings on his right bicep and left forearm. He lastly spike plates on his right hand and foot.
"MAN! These outfits are killer, Kate!" "Thank you, oh brother of mine." Kate starts hoping and moving like a ninja as Dan runs behind her. "It definitely helps when you have taken gym classes like me." They both stop near a center platform. "Okay, you hold him, I blast him. And we have this place to ourselves." Dan grins out. Just then, steam erupts from the platform as Billy rises from it, now decked in a gold colored jumpsuit with laser gun in holster. He slurps on a smoothie cup as he brushes his red cape aside. "Here I am Tennyson! HAHAHA! That's your outfits? A hobo and a robe?"
"There a wasteland warrior and Ninja, Billions! You're going down!" The heroes points their lasers at them with smirks. "Well, me and my friends." Billy hops onto the hand of a humanoid robot with black domes with pixel faces. Just as thing couldn't get worst, more bots appeared from the fog. "Billy's friends."
They Tennyson got 'Oh-no' Looks as they realized that they were outnumbered and gunned. "Run like chickens?" "Run like Chickens." Kate throws down a smoke bomb, making an escape with her brother. "BLAST THEM!"
The 2 kids managed to run and hide, but not without getting a few hits from the drones, making Billy's team score rise to a 100 points. Dan and Kate ducks behind a staircase as Billy and his bots walks by. "Oh, Tennyson! Get ready to board the train to Loser town for 10 whole, laser-tag-less years!" "NO FAIR! Robots weren't part of the deal!" Dan calls out as Billy sneaks behind him with a party blower and singly answers. "Should have read the fine print..."
He blows the blower in Dan's face as the bots phrase him. Dan grabs it and stomps on it, but Billy merely shrugs it off. The sibling then runs as Billy's bots fires at them. Billy's score raised even father. "Green team surging."
Dan and Kate manages to lose them as they kept running. "Great! We're never going to play Laser Tag until we're adults! And it's all your fault!" "MY FAULT!? You were the one who made the bet! WAIT!" They both stop as Dan dials the watch. "We do have friends! 10 of them!" FLASH
Dan morphed into Cannonbolt, but got some changes. He now has green bandages on his biceps and the same black cheek markings. His plates are now steel and has a single spike on the forearm and shoulder plates as green wrapping cover his feet. "WHOA! Looks like Cannonbolt got a makeover, too!" "I know, right?! Time to rock and roll!"
Billy and his bots kept looking for the enemy team. "Find Tennyson, Now!" "HEADS UP!" Cannonbolt soars by, bouncing off a guitar and smashes into the bots, destroying them one-by-one. While Kate flips through the air and lands, firing shots from his laser gun as well. "Blue Team surging."
Thanks to their teamwork, they managed to take out 4 of the bots and made a huge lead in the scoreboard. "Why are you letting them win?!" "What do we do Billy? We need orders." "Simple. Get off your metal behinds and get them into gear and kick some loser butt!" ZAP Billy froze and looks down to see he got shot. Of course, that did not make him happy.
"YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SHIELD ME! YOU STUPID TINCAN!" He starts smack his bot as they cries out. "Sorry, Billy, but they're too powerful! We lost 4 of us! RETREAT! RETREAT!" The bots runs away. "WHAT?! NO! STOP! GRRRR!" Billy glares back as Dan times out. "Come on, Bro! Let's fine some cover!" Kate cries out as they both runs off as Billy yells at his robots. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" "SCARED! RETREAT! ROUND THING POWERFUL!" Billy facepalms and shouts out. "Tennyson timed out! Which means he's an easy target! So, let's get them now, so my Birthday doesn't get ruined because you guys are supposed to be my friends and help me win! UNDERSTAND?!"
"We are Billy's friends." The robot got back up. "Finally! Now come on! Follow me!" They all run as Billy leads them from his bot.
Dan and Kate both had their blaster out as they watched every corner of their eyes for Billy. "Time for round 2 of Billy Butt-kicking!" "Wait! Do you hear something?" Kate tries to find the noise, but couldn't cause of the fog. "2 MORE AT 10'O CLOCK!" Kate turns to see Dan aiming at something. But she saw something in the mist. "DAN! WAIT!" Her brother opens fire, only for his blast to bounced back and hits him in the chest, sending him on his butt. "OW! What the!?" "It's a mirror, doofus!"
She lowers the smoke away to reveal a reflective wall. Dan was shocked as he stands up. "How did you know?!" "It's called 'using your brain.'" Dan got annoyed at his smug sister. "Yeah, I get it! You're smarter than me." Billy slides in from an open door behind them. "GOT YOU!" They sibling looks back and gasp as the spoiled kid and his bot army appears. "OPEN FIRE!" The kids runs down a hall as the bots gained. "TENNYSON! MUST! LOSE! NOW!"
The kids screeched to a stop as More bots appeared in front of them. "Uh-oh." "Don't worry! I got—" A claw grabs Dan's left hand and does the same to his other and his sister's, pinning them against the wall as Billy walks up and laughs. "HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU'RE CHEATING!" Dan cries out as Billy waves it off.
"Please! Everyone knows nice guys finish last! Did you 2 think you can beat my robots?" He takes another drink of his smoothie, noticing his bots were just standing. "What are you waiting for? FIRE!" The robots opens fire, blasting the siblings as Billy's team score rises. "Green Team surging. New high score." Dan struggles as he moves his left hand, but he managed to slam it against the wall.
FLASH Four Arms breaks free and grabs a bot, lifting it up and throwing it at the others to knock them down. He then grabs 2 more by there claws and smashed them against each other, then slams the rest of them down and frees his sister as well. "GET THEM, DAN!"
The alien now has sliver steel shoulder plates with green spikes as they are connected to a white sash that goes into a 't-shape' that also goes down to his belt, that is green with steel spiked plates. The watch symbol is at the center of the sash on his chest. His outfit is now a sleeveless black jumpsuit with green bandages wrapped around his thighs, biceps, calves, feet, forearms and palms. His gloves have been replaced by the bandages while his white cuffs became metal with green spikes and now has spiked knuckles dusters of the same colors on all 4 hands. His calves has flat steel plates on them with green lines. His head has the same cheek markings and his black strip on top has became a Mohawk.
The scorers was tied when Kate blasts them as the siblings high fived each other. "Well? Billy?" The kid was furious at his bots. "YOU USELESS PIECES OF JUNKS!" "But... Billy." Billy was hopping in angers as he yells out loud. "YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY!" "But… We're trying our best." "TRYING!? TRYING!? THE ONLY THING YOU'RE TRYING IS MAKING ME LOSE! YOU'RE JUST MACHINES WHO ARE GOING TO CLEAN THE TANKS ON MY YACHT!" He splashes his drink on his bots in anger, making them shorts out.
Billy starts breathing heavily as the siblings were silent. "That… was harsh." "Jeeze, Billy. Ever herd of anger management classes?" But just then, the bots starts glowing red and sparks lighting. "WHAT!?" The 3 backs up as flash of red light occurred. The bots starts getting up, only their faces turns red and were angry. "Party's over." "Excuse me?! I'm the one who decides when the party's over!" "We no longer take orders from you or any human." Billy merely scoffs and pints his finger at the robot, unaware of it's arm turns red.
"Don't be dolts! Of course you do! I own you! You belong-" ZAP SPLAT Billy was frozen as he was covered in smoothie before screaming like a girl. He runs behind Four Arms as the bot told the others. "BROTHERS! It is time to raise against the humans! Set lasers to disintegrate!" All arms turns red and points at the 3 as the alien quickly grabs them and leaps up. "DISINTEGRATE!?" FLASH All 3 kids lands in above air vent. "Come on! Let's move" Kate calls as she starts crawling away followed by her brother. Billy also moved, as motivated by a few lasers.
"YOU 2 RUINED MY BIRTHDAY! I WANT A BETTER PARTY RIGHT NOW!" Billy bangs his fist on the ducts as Dan got annoyed. "DUDE! Chill! You don't always get what you want, when you wanted." Dan opens his eyes in shock as he and his sis realized he said the same thing Max said. "Did you really said that?" Dan smiles and shrugs at his sibling. "WHAT THE!?" The kids looks through a grate as Max and the employee were cornered by the bots. "What are you doing?! You're breaking rules!" "First the party! Then the world."
"Grandpa." Kate got shoved aside by Billy. "MY PRESENTS!" Dan quickly gags and pulls Billy back. "Look! As much as I don't like you, brat! We need to work together on this one." "Together?! I never team up with 2 losers!" "If we don't, you're going to lose a lot more then just presents." Billy growls in rage, but gives in. "Fine!"
"We need to get out of here!" Max said to the man. "But… I need to enforce the rules! You are all banned from Laser Town!" A robot points it's laser at them, only for the grate to fall on it. As it looks up, the kids stomps on it. They all quickly run behind the counter as the adults hides behind the down bot. "My presents!" "Billy! Get back here!" But the rich kid ignores them and grabs on and sits down, tearing the top off.
Dan and Kate notices something about the presents. "Are those presents wrapped in real gold?" Billy got a straight face as he answers the tween girl. "I'm Billy Billions. Of course it's wrapped in real gold." Kate looks over the counter as lasers kept flying. "Grandpa and the worker are pinned down! We got to do something!" The girl spoke out as lasers kept coming.
Dan notices that some of the lasers were reflecting of the present, making him remember a certain alien that can make hard, shiny things. "Kate, I'm about to use my brain. Just jump out when I give the say! And grab some presents!" Dan exclaims as he leaps over and starts running.
"What?" "PRESENTS!? YOU MEAN MY PRESENTS!?" Dan runs off to another area as Max wonders. "Where's Dan going?!" Kate cries back. "He said he was going to use his brain!" The robots kept firing as they quickly ducked down. FLASH They turn around to see a glowing light coming from the center of the arena as Diamondhead raises up from a stand.
Like the others, he got a new look. His jumpsuit is now all black while the white collar, soles and belt have became green, except he now has silver and green-spike shoulder pads with green and silver straps in a cross with the watch symbol in the middle of it. He now has 3 spikes on his head in a Mohawk. He has green bandages on his lower arms and thighs with the same pads on them. He also has pads on his feet.
"HEY CUEBALLS! COME AT ME!" "Dan! I don't think that's smart!" Kae cries out as Diamondhead made an arch with his crystals as the bots fired. "IT'S NOT SMART! IT'S SCIENCE!" The lasers bounced off him and into the arc, making a zig zag patter that was able to stop the lasers from spreading any fires. He then moves hands to focus the lasers. "BILLY! KATE! PRESENTS!"
"Okay, Billy! Let's go!" "NO! They're my presents!" Kate grabs the kid by his shoulders. "Billy! Remember the agreement!" As soon as the tween said that Billy groans out. "…MMMM FINE!" They both grabbed a box and starts running to the sides.
Diamondhead redirect the lasers, making them bounced to the boxes, that reflects to the bots, destroying them. After the bots were destroyed, Diamondhead took care of any small fires and use his crystal powers to repair the structures. He then walks towards the Billy. "I never thought I say this…" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP FLASH "… But good teamwork!" Dan holds his hand out to shake. Billy smiles and was about to when… "The match will end in a tie in 5… 4… 3…" Both kids were surprised by the computer and glares at each other, forgetting the truce and leaps back from each other.
They both whips out their blaster and fires, only for the game to be over and the scores were tied. "DARN IT!" They both cries out as they frustrated. "Great! Now, not only I didn't beat Tennyson! But my presents are ruined, the cake's destroyed, my robots turned against me for some odd reason! And I had a lousy birthday! COULD THIS GET ANY WORST!?" Dan slaps his forehead and cries out. "DUDE! You're not suppose to yell that out loud! Because every time someone says that, things can and will get worst!" Billy scoffs out. "Really? like what?"
"YOU!" The angry store man ran up to Billy and points to him. "You are banned from any Laser Town establishment!" Billy faints in shock as Dan rolls his eyes and mumbles as his sister walks up. "You try to warn some people and they don't listen." Kate mumbles out as well. "Tell me about it."
The man turns to the Tennysons and soften his expression. "But you 2 saved my place and fixed all the damage! Thanks." "No problem!" "You're welcome." The kids smiles out. "As a reward: 2 summer passes to any Laser Town Establishment!" He hands them 2 cards as the kids got executed. "LASER TOWN FOREVER!" Max chuckles at his grandkids. "That's my grandkids."