1Story Four: They came from SPGXA
Things were getting back to how they were before the Ed attack. The halls weren't as loud, the rooms were getting into order, and the Café was opening today.
"How's it look, Auto?" Roll asked.
"Looks great, Roll."
Roll was currently behind the counter with a horde of Mettaurs, preparing the kitchen for use. There WAS a synthesizer handy, but they somehow lacked the quality of a personally made meal.
"Let's do it!" Auto stated, opening the café.
Mistake. He didn't get out of the way as a stampede of studio workers and residents came charging through, trampling him.
"Ack! Auto, are you all right?" Roll yelped.
Auto stumbled to his feet, staggering.
"Just call me Elmer-" He stated, before falling over with a loud THUD.
Roll just sweatdropped..
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Outside, meanwhile, Bandit Keith was standing under a tree, counting over a deck he 'acquired' from some guy working at the studio.
"Heh, easy mark. It's got some of those new cards too."
Keith smirked, but he didn't long, when he heard an unusual sound overhead.
"The heck is th..."
He stopped, and stared, seeing what looked like UFOs.
"AUGH! WE'RE BEING INVADED!"
Keith turned tail and fled into the studio, as the Space Pirate shuttle landed in part of the clearing, and a ramp descended. Several Space Pirates came out, followed by the knight from before. They looked around, and the knight sweatdropped.
"This certainly doesn't look like a dimensional anomaly..." a pirate muttered.
"Looks more like a human colony."
The knight stopped to think, hand to the chin of his armor, as he glanced around.
"Doesn't it seem odd for one lone building to be in the middle of a forest?" He asked the pirates.
The Space Pirates sweatdropped, and scattered about to explore.
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One of the Space Pirates headed off into the kitchen entrance to the Café, as he was wandering to learn more. He blinked at the sight of numerous short, armless robots manning the kitchen, donning hard hats.
"How do they carry anything?"
His question was answered when one went past him 'carrying' a tray. Despite no arms, they could carry things like they did.
"That just raises even MORE questions!" the pirate yelped.
"Eeeek! Bug!"
The pirate sweatdropped, and turned just in time to be swatted vigorously by Roll, with a giant fly-swatter...
"OW! AIIE! ARGH! AUNTIE EM!"
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A second Pirate had gotten to a door he heard running water in. He looked around, and saw a sign for the door, but since he couldn't read English, it was useless to him.
"Don't they have Zebesian language here?"
He muttered, as he poked his head in to look, unaware the sign said 'Women's Shower Room'...
"EEEK!"
"A TRAMP!"
The pirate sweatdropped.
"Wait! I couldn't care less about-"
Whapwhapwhapwhapwhapwhapwhapwhap!
The pirate yelped as he was pummeled...
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Oblivious to the plight of the former two pirates, a third was heading through the dormitory halls, occasionally taking the time to peek into a dorm if possible. The view in Malik's dorm, however, was none less than disturbing...
"Note to self, get Bendezium collar...so many heads...mounted on the walls.."
The pirate then peeked into another dorm, seeing it was themed after a castle bedroom, and a pink dress was waiting on the bed.
"I wonder..."
The pirate then heard heavy tapping behind him, and turned his head around to see Bowser, tapping his foot, arms crossed.
"What are YOU doing here?" Bowser demanded.
"If your hostile behavior was a clue, I'd guess I'm about to be flattened."
The pirate was quite correct...
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The knight was standing there, not moving at all, waiting for his units to report back. During this time, he noticed a gentle breeze, and a small child with a tiger doll acting casually about his presence. That merited the most reaction out of the knight yet, with a sweatdrop. When he saw his pirates return battered, however, he scowled under the helmet.
"What do you report? Are they hostile?"
The pirates shambled over a bit, each beaten up somewhat.
"Commander Vasilis, I don't know about hostile, but I know their females are dangerous to be around..they have jealous males here..." The pirate Bowser stomped stated.
"They also mistook us for insects."
"And they're extremely hostile towards what they perceive as perverts. My recommendation is to avoid the females at all costs. They're like an army of The Hunter."
Vasilis sweatdropped at the comparison, before he noted what he believed to be the leaders heading their way. He wasn't far off. Forte was practically among those in charge, and CD was technically leader.
"Greetings." CD stated, "Welcome to Earth. Do you come in peace?"
Forte facepalmed. The Pirates blinked out of confusion. Vasilis laughed.
"We're not THAT sort of visitor.." he told them, in English.
"Oh, wait, you must be the beings Lucca said got dragged into this universe with us."
"So you KNOW what happened?" Vasilis asked.
CD laughed sheepishly, hand on the back of his head..
"Yeah...I kinda miscalculated an experimental portal...which went and took stuff from all sorts of realities and dropped it in this universe...sorry about that..."
Vasilis sweatdropped...
"We're here because of a failed experiment on your part!" He yelped in surprise.
"Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to fix it, but this universe's physics aren't the same as the one I came from. I don't know if it'd be possible to even MAKE a dimensional portal, let alone one I can alter to reverse the effect. We might have to accept the fact we're stuck here."
Forte growled in annoyance..
"At least you're lucky I have my eyes on Roll." Forte told CD.
Vasilis was silent, taking this news in. He then handed CD a communicator.
"It seems we should ally ourselves for now, and share our wisdom, in hope of finding our way home. We still have to sort out the confusion back on Tallon VI, but call us later, and we will return to work out the details of an alliance."
CD nodded, as Vasilis and the pirates went back into the shuttle, and took off.
"Well, that was all the proof I needed this world's nuts." Forte muttered...
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The pirates were back in the Frigate, being treated for the injuries from a misunderstanding, and halfway home now. Vasilis was logging an entry of this event, and in quiet thought. It was calm and silent in the ship...until...
"WHOA-HOA-HOA! WOW! ED LIKES!"
Everyone on the ship sweatdropped, and looked to see Ed looking over everything in the ship, giggling happily, and then head over to Vasilis, poking his armor.
"Hi-Hi!"
"Who in Tallon are YOU?" Vasilis yelped.
"I am Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth!"
"..I have a feeling things just got less mundane..."