When Gorillaz GoMissing
by,Amanda and Sara
Disclamer :Me and Sara do not own Gorillaz
Chapter 1 The day the dude takes a crap and murdoc humps the air
One day in Kong Studios the gorillaz were rehersing for a concert in New Jersey.
Murdoc said, "I'll be right back i need to go take a crap"
2-D yelled, " You better not clog the toilet again"
"SHUT UP FACE-ACHE" murdoc screamed
While murdoc was goin into the smelly stall with pee all over the floor he heard a constapaded guy in the other stall.
"What the hell is wrong with him he's been tryin to go to the bathroom for 5 weeks. He still never left the stall," said murdoc
Murdoc then finally went to the bathroom cloging the toilet as usawal.When murdoc finally got out the stall the dude in the other stall finally took his crap witch smelled like someone had just took a turd and roasted it.
"Is someone cooking a piece of shit or something "questioned murdoc? Just then murdoc passes out on pee-covered floor. He has a dream of making out with Paula and starts humping the guy's leg.
"Eewwwwwwwwww" yells the guy he then throws murdoc into a potato sack.
Then murdoc starts humping nothing in the sack.
2 hours later
Russel slams his fists onto the table
"Where the heck is he it 's been 2 hours?" said Russel.
"Let's go check on him," said 2-d
"I suggest we all go," says noodle
The rest of the band goes over to the toilets. The see a bag wiggling around on the ground making moaning sounds. They recognized the voice to be murdoc. They assumed he was humping nothing inside a bag.
Noodle squealed, " That's so wrong i can't look or i'll puke"
"I think murdoc is roasting a turd in there 'cause it smells like someone is cooking a turd or something," said Russel
" I agree," announced 2-d.
Then the three of them passed out.
The dude then walks out of stall and putt's the rest of them in bags. A lot cleaner then the one Murdoc's in and crapped in.
"That was way to easy," Yelled the dude
He then dragged them all out of Kong studios.