Disclaimer: I do not own FF7!
A/N: Finally! This is the last chapter! Enjoy! Have fun at Reno's party!
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SOLDIER Bros.:Chp 5
"Invitations?", Rude asked.
Everyone proudly held up their red crescent moon shaped invitations and walked into the decorated warehouse. Night finally came and it was time for the party.
"This party better be the best darn party I've ever been to after all I've been through to get these invitations", Cloud said aloud.
The inside had been decorated beautifully. Colorful streamers and balloons were all over the walls and ceiling. Many different tables of food were scattered around the gigantic room and people were happily munching away.
Reno, who had been walking around the warehouse's main room and admiring his team's work, walked into another room and picked up a guitar.
"It's showtime!", he announced to Rude and Elena.
Back in the main room, the everyone was having a great time at the party. Suddenly, a voice boomed over the PA system.
"Attention everyone!", Reno announced. The guests curiously looked up at the speakers that were placed around the room, near the ceiling. "First of all, thank you for coming! I hope you're all having a good time. But now, it's time for the big show called 'Reno's Music Attack'! So, if you'd all kindly step through those big white doors, the show will begin!".
"Alright! A show!", Yuffie cheered.
The guests crowded around the stage that was built in the next room. That room had also been heavily decorated with balloons and streamers. Everyone cheered as Reno, Elena, and Rude took the stage.
"Thank you!", Reno said, taking a bow. "Are you all ready to rock?".
The crowd cheered. Rude went to his drums, Elena picked up a guitar, and Reno took the microphone. The spotlight shown on Reno and he began to sing:
Bumbling and fumbling
Screwing up and stumbling
Looks like the Turks are running off again
We're always stinking
It got me to thinking
And now Reno has got the perfect plan
I'll throw a party
Admission will be free
It'll be a snap
When they walk right into my trap
It's never been such fun
Making lots of people run
Tseng-ie ain't invited
'Cause I said so (Elena: -sob-)
Once they hit the dance floor
That's when they're done for
This is one scheme
Even we can't blow
(Elena and Rude)
Reno Reno Reno
This party's so exciting
(Reno)
It'll be the biggest bash of the year
(Elena and Rude)
Reno Reno Reno
Won't you tell us who you're inviting?
(Reno)
Anyone who's anyone is going to be here
(Elena and Rude)
Reno Reno Reno
Oooh...this party's not for fighting
(Reno)
Ice cream for everyone
There's nothing to fear!
(Elena and Rude)
At Reno's party
Blast off at the speed of light
(Reno)
For one night only
No Midgar-ian is lonely
(Elena and Rude)
At Reno's party
The Turks are not going to fight
(Reno)
So move those feet
To the sound of the beat
(Elena and Rude)
At Reno's party
Don't tell the boss
'Bout tonight
(Reno)
I wish this party could go on forever
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"FIRE!", Reno shouted.
The Turks were on the roof, ready to set off some fireworks. Elena hit the switch, but nothing happened. Reno growled.
"Hey! I paid good money for this!", said Reno angrily.
He walked over to the fireworks and inspected them carefully. Nothing seemed to be wrong. Suddenly, the fireworks went off and took Reno into the sky.
"Aaaaaaaaaack!", screamed Reno. "Somebody save meeeeee!".
Aeris, who was walking home with the group through the building's courtyard, gasped happily and pointed at the sky.
"Look, everyone!", she squealed. "Isn't it pretty?".
The sky was lit with beautiful explosions of various colors in the shapes of stars, circles, squares, etc..
"What's that?", Vincent asked, pointing at a big red dot that was rushing down towards them. Yuffie jumped back and Reno crashed into the ground she was previously standing on.
"Ow…", Reno groaned. "That…hurt…".
The gang laughed and happily walked home together.
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A/N: Aaaaand that's all, folks! I've hope you've all enjoyed this little Pichu Bros. Parody! For anyone who's already seen the Pichu Bros, the cast went like this:
Cloud- Younger Pichu;
Zack- Older Pichu;
Aerith- Smoochum;
Reno- Meowth;
Rude- Cubone/ Squirtle;
Elena- Azumarill/Wobbuffet;
Sephiroth- Houndour;
Palmer- Snorlax;
Denzel- Smeargle;
Marlene- Aipom;
and finally the random kid- Oddish.
Okay! And a special invitation to Reno's next party goes to Becky, Shadedsilence, and Silver chocobo 15! Thankies to you three for your lovely reviews!