Passing Notes In Class

Chapter 5: Alice Has No Soul

Disclaimer: sigh if you only knew….I'm not Jo!

Charms Class

So, Lily Billy, how is your morning going?-JP

So far it's sucked!-LE

Why? –JP

One of the girls in my dorm used up all the hot water (so I wasn't able to get a shower) and I have too much homework to wait for it to warm up tonight (because said roommate will take ANOTHER hour long shower) so I'll have to use the Prefects shower, my mum is sick, I can't pay attention, and someone stole my favorite type of jam this morning off the part of the table I was sitting at…-LE

Wow. Well, I know how crept it is to share a bathroom with other people you don't know well (remember Quiditch Captain and Head Boy get to use the Prefects' bathroom) so you can use our dorms (I can make sure the rest of the dorm mates are out, including me) and, I'm sorry your mum is sick, I know I can't help that, and for the whole jam issue, you'll most definitely have the strawberry-peach mix jam wherever you sit at tomorrow. –JP

That note furthers how I think you're a stalker. –LE

That's they way the cookie crumbles, dear –JP

Thanks, James –LE

Anytime, love –JP

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What's your favorite color? –Sirius

I like purple! –Peter

I like red and gold –Lily

True Gryffindor girl, I like that ) –James

Lily could run around looking like Snivellius and you'd still like her –Sirius

My favorite color is blue–Alice

I like yellow –Remus

Me likey the green –James

I swear you have the mind of a two year old. –Remus

Hey! At least I knew what a period was! –James

AGH! –Peter

AGH! –Sirius

Muhahahahahahaaa! –Lily

Did you know that if you take the 'e' put of James, it spells 'Jams' –Sirius

Um, ok, Sirius, dear, did you take your medication? –Lily

…I don't find that funny. –Sirius

I did! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! –Alice

You have no soul, Alice. –Sirius

That I kinda agree with –Peter

Yeah, me too –Lily

Same here –James

Yeah, that's kinda true. –Remus

Yeah, it really is. –Alice

So we've all decided that Alice has no soul? –Peter

Yep –Alice

Yep –Remus

Yep –James

Oh yeah! –Sirius

And we're agreed that Sirius didn't take his medication? –Lily

I still don't find that remotely funny –Sirius

I did! HA HA –Alice

DARN YOU ALICE! DARN YOU TO HECK! –Sirius

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Lily Evans-Potter, Mrs. Potter, Mrs. Evans-Potter, Mrs. Lily Elizabeth Evans Potter Mr. And Mrs. Potte-

You're pathetic, Jamesieboy –Sirius

Great, now there's ink all over the paper! Thanks for ripping it out from under me, bugger!

Anytime, mate.

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Hi James…-Lily

Hiya Lily! –James!

Someone's rather energetic! –Lily

Remus gave me chocolate! –James

Darn that chocolate eating werewolf! –Lily

…wait, you know Remus is a werewolf?-James

Oh yeah, I've known since third year. But don't worry, Remus knows I know, and I haven't told anyone. –Lily

Good-because then we'd have to kill you…0o

That comforts me…-Lily

Sleep with one eye open from now on, k? –James

Will do, freak. –Lily

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Twenty questions! Ok, what are your favorite animals? –Sirius

I have two; wolves and barn owls. –Lily

But you have a Barn Owl –Sirius

Yes, I do. So, what are your favorite animals? –Lily

DOGS! Now, favorite food? –Sirius

Roast potatoes with a herb and garlic sauce. I could eat those forever. –Lily

Hey, Prongs?

Yeah?

Expect to eat Roast potatoes with a herb and garlic sauce the rest of your life

Umm….okie dokie then.

(Back to Lily and Sirius' notes)

Cool, my favorite food is bacon! –Sirius

Rock on, so, wait, Professor Flitwick keeps looking over here. I think he knows what were doing. Talk to you later. –Lily

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James is hyper, I see. –Alice

Yes, he is. –Lily

He's singing "Baby One More Time" –Alice

Yeeeaaaahh –Lily

I can't wait to see what your kids will look like! –Alice

Shut up –Lily

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Hello m'dears , hope you like the update. I may upload another chapter today, because I'm gonna be gone until Tuesday night, so I'm not sure when the next installment will be. Sorry! I will be writing, though. Sorry that this chapter wasn't as funny as the others, I'm looking for inspiration. But I can tell you what the next chappie will hold:

Tree Humping

Macoroni and Cheese

Owl Poop

Old ladies in bikinis

Extreme puppet show-down

Truth or Dare

I hope that can sustain you, ha ha. Well, candy bars to roast potatoes in a herb and garlic sauce to all reviewers and readers! Love you all, hugs, kisses, woot woot

Love,

Sinner!