Passing Notes In Class

Chapter 7: Remus' Puberty Problems

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So….-Alice

So…?-Lily

How was last night for you? –Alice How was last night for YOU? –Lily

Lily….

Alice….

Lily….

Alice…..

Lily! What did you do last night with the Marauders?

Nothing much…went to Hogsmeade and Sirius got drunk and dragged me into a toy store where we bought quite a few plushies…Expect some for your birthday

Will do….and?

Came back here and went to the kitchens, played extreme puppet showdown and that was it.

Lily, I know you are lying

Um….why would you say that?

Because you weren't in your bed last night.

And how would you know that?

Because when I came in at four you weren't in your bed and I knew Extreme Puppet Show Down was over because Sirius was cashed out on a couch drooling. Spill, Lillian.

Gr…OK, fine, but you CAN'T over react, ok?

Fine…just tell me.

Fine…I, uh, sorta spent the night in the Boys Dorms last night…

WHAT!

I told you not to freak out….

YOU WOKE UP IN THE BOYS DORM! HOW IN THE WORLD DID YO LET THAT HAPPEN!

Well, it's sorta a long story…

Flashback

Lily and James walked into the common room at half past three in the morning. Lily couldn't remember when was the last time she laughed so much…or drank so much for that matter. But, she didn't have NEARLY as much as Sirius had. In fact, Sirius had so much to drink that he had passed out while walking up some steps to the Common Room. James had to levitate him the rest of the way as to get him back to the common room.

"Are you sure he's going to be OK out here for the night?" said Lily.

"Yeah, other wise he'll come waltzing into my dorm bed in the middle of the night wanting me to dance the conga line with him." James said laughing. Lily smiled and conjured a blanket out of the air as James placed Sirius' sleeping form on a comfy couch. Lily placed the blanket over him and smiled at James.

"It's like when I used to put my little cousin to sleep in the summers he would spend at our house." Said Lily.

"How old is he?" asked James, sitting on a couch opposite of Sirius. Lily sat down next to him with a sad smile on her face.

"He died when he was 6…" she said, her voice a bit croaky.

"I'm so sorry, Lily…" James said. He put his arm around her shoulders.

"Thanks…his name was Logan."

"Oh…how did he die?" James asked nervously, afraid it would bring out old feelings.

"The police and the doctors couldn't figure it out. They say he was playing in a little fort I helped him make a few months before. They said he died of fright…He was magical, James, I knew it…His family was muggle too…I should have been there to protect him…Those sick people killed him because of his family." She said thickly.

"Oh, God Lily…" James wrapped him arms around her and let her cry for a while.

End FlashBack

I just remember crying and waking up in his dorm…-Lily

Did you…? –Alice

No! Nothing like that happened…James didn't try anything at all…-Lily

Wow…-Alice

Yeah….Alice….-Lily

Yeah, Lily…? –Alice

I think I like him….

FINALLY! Woot woot! I'm gonna be an aunt! –Alice

….I only said I liked him, not that I'm having his offspring. –Lily

Yeah, uh-huh….You guys are gonna have tons of little red and black haired babies! –Alice

………. –Lily

Lily…don't look at me like that. –Alice

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Mr. Padfoot would like to say that Mr. Prongs is a right old stag!

Mr. Moony would like to ask of how Mr. Padfoot came to this conclusion (unless he is talking about the help of my "furry little problem" in which Mr. Prongs is a right old stag)

Mr. Prongs would like to say "Huh?"

Mr. Padfoot would like to say two things

1: either Mr. Prongs is as daft as a board, or taking the Mickey

2: Mr. Padfoot saw a lovely redhead sleeping in the SAME BED as Mr. Prongs

Mr. Wormtail would like to say that this couldn't be possible unless the lovely redhead was drunk from last night's charades.

Mr. Moony would like to ask Mr. Prongs what really happened last night?

Mr. Prongs would like to say that The Lovely redhead did in fact share a bed with the lovely redhead.

Mr. Padfoot would like to give a "WOOT WOOT!"

Mr. Moony would like to congratulations even though it's more likely that nothing happened expect the innocent sleeping in one bed.

Mr. Wormtail would like to say that Mr. Prongs is Mr. Wormtails' hero.

Mr. Prongs would like to say that Mr. Moony was right in saying nothing happened except the innocent sleeping in said shared bed.

Mr. Wormtail would still like to say that Mr. Prongs is still Mr. Wormtail

Mr. Padfoot would like to say that Mr. Wormtail is extremely pathetic

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Have you ever heard of the Marauders talking about Remus' "Furry Little Problem"? –Alice

Yeah, James is always talking about it. Ha ha. –Lily

Yeah, I wonder what it means. –Alice

I dunno…maybe a rabbit? –Lily

Or maybe Remus is having Puberty Problems…Maybe, he's a late bloomer. –Alice

You're Sick –Lily

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Hey everyone! I am sooo sorry about the extremely late update…Tons of cookies and cake to you faithfull readers who kept reading…I love you all! I hope you all liked this chapter, it took a while to think up, even if I've already written the end of this part…well, ttyl! Love ya all!

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