Passing Notes In Class
Chapter 8: Ball Kicking and Nipple Twisting!
Disclaimer: this is getting tiring…like Sirius on a sugar high!
Sirius: HEY!
Did the tea taste like ham at lunch today?
No…why should it?
Because it was by the ham.
So that is supposed to make it taste hammier?
Is hammier a word?
You just might have the shortest attention span, well, second to James of course.
I'm not going to clarify that with an answer, you wanker.
You just did, HA!
Don't try and be funny, Remmie, it'll only scare people…Shut up, Padfoot.
I feel like wearing a Trench Coat and running around with a suavy British accent.
…You HAVE a British accent already, Sirius. Although it may not be suavy, but it is still a British accent.
I do have a suave British accent! How ELSE do you think I can get so many lasses? Looks only go so far, Moony.
Really? I always thought you got girls with a few Galleons down their knickers.
That's just rude.
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Why is Sirius pouting? –LE
I bruised his ego –RL
Let me guess, you took a hit at his sex life? –LE
WHO'S SEX LIFE! –JP
Me and Sirius', silly! –LE
NO! –JP
If James were smart he'd look up at the rest of our notes and see we are not writing about YOU and Sirius' sex life, just Sirius'. –RL
Yes, and if Sirius was smart
he'd make James stop kicking him in the balls. Repeatedly. –LE
Well, maybe Sirius is smart! He did the Nipple twist on James to make him stop. –RL
That's going to hurt in the morning! –LE
Yes, for the both of them. –RL
Tell me about it. –JP
I saw ball kicking! Am I too late? –Alice
Sadly, yes. –LE
Ow, Prongsie, you tit! That hurt! –SB
What hurt? –PP
Your mother. –SB
Oh, OK. –PP
Good thing he wasn't offended –eye roll- Alice
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Lily, did the tea at lunch taste like Ham at all? –SB
Uh, no. –LE
Jimboy, did the tea taste like ham? –Sirius
No, for the last frickin' time! The Ham didn't taste like tea! –RL
Actually, Remus, I said the TEA tasted like Ham, not the other way. –SB
AGH! –RL
Has everyone in this note-circle have a fascination with slamming heads on desks? First Lily, now Remus. –Alice
I Still think the tea tasted like ham…. –SB
Maybe you're pregnant, Padfoot. –JP
OH MY GOD! WHAT IF I AM! –SB
…-RL
…-LE
…-Alice
Well, I guess you learn something new everyday! –LE
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So, Sirius, is it going to be a boy or a girl? –JP
Shut up. I know that only girls can get preggers. –SB
Yeah, after you visted Madam Pomfrey. –RL
SHUT UP, Moony!
But honestly, Sirius, how could you NOT know that? Only girls can get pregnant like only girls can get periods. –Alice.
LA LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING!-SB
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! –Alice
You're mean, Alice. Ha ha –LE
Yes, I try to be. –Alice
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James' notes to himself
I love Lily, I love Lily, James Potter loves Lily Evans, Potter loves Evans, James loves Lily, I love Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily –
I love James Potter.
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ha ha ha! The biggest cliffie yet! Sorry, but only two chapters left, but, never fear, dear readers! There WILL be a sequel! OK, I'm nearly running out of desserts to give you reviewers, so how about MY favorite cake, Red Velvet cake? I looove Red Velvet cake. Yum! Well, that and cookies to ya.
Love,
Sinner!
Ps—I have the best readers/reviewers EVER! You all rock my Sirius lovin' socks!