HnH: Next chapter! YAY! Thanks to xUMIXx and hanyou-samurai! Big shout out to you guys! All the reviewers and readers are the best! Oh...and, uh...sorry for the sore excuse of a fighting scene. I'm not very good with those, so bear with me. -squeezes Roxas-
Roxas: HnH...stop...hugging me! -gasp-
HnH: Nope! Your just so cute like that! -hugs tighter-
Naminé:-suddenly appears with a baseball bat- Let. Go. Of. Roxas. NOW.
HnH: -gulps, screams, lets go of Roxas and runs away- Run! Run away!
Demyx: -suddenly appears- Hey! That's my line and you can't use it because you don't own me, the things I say, or anything in this story! Or the dare that Roxas/Sora has to do later on! Chocoboluver108 owns it!
Wait, I'm With Which Band?
Chapter 9: Crazy Band
"You...read the letter?" Naminé asked. Roxas nodded. They were both in the hospital room, Roxas sitting in the chair beside her bed. Naminé had an IV in her, and she had an oxygen mask to help her breath. Everywhere else was just bandaged...it was a terrible sight. "Oh...As you can see...I thought I was going to die..." She said, her face turning red.
"Well, you should know," Roxas said, looking at her and smiling, "that I'd never let anything happen to you." Naminé smiled back, and then closed her eyes and fell asleep. Just as Roxas was about to get up and go to the vending machine across the hallway, when the door burst open. Who it revealed was Selphie: armed with her nunchaku! "Selphie! Why are you here?" He asked, although he already knew the reason why.
"Roxie-kins! I thought you went away with the rest of the, um...what was it called? The Organizers XIII? Aren't you apart of that, Roxie, dear? I wouldn't be surprised, considering that you're so organized and perfect yourself..." Selphie said sweetly, smiling. "Why don't you go out for a while? You must be exhausted watching over Naminé all day!"
"Do you really think I'm stupid?" Roxas asked, shaking his head as his keyblades appeared. "Once I leave, you'll kill her! I know how you work, Selphie!" Selphie sighed and got her nunchaku ready.
"Oh, Roxie-kins! I wish I didn't have to fight you..." She said, then shook her head. 'If I can manage to knock him out, that'll be good enough...' "But if it's the only way, I guess I have no choice!" She then charged. Roxas did his best to not hurt her(although he wanted to in the first place) because it was against his moral values.(Roxas is a gentleman. YAY for Roxas. )
'I can't keep this up. Sooner or later I'm going to have to strike back. I just hope they get here soon...' Roxas thought, shaking his head.
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"O-Ok...no one's here! Let's get back to town now!" Olette said nervously. She had stayed as close as possible to Hayner the whole time they were searching the graveyard.
"I forgot to check over here...wait there a minute, and don't go anywhere." Xemnas said, walking over behind a tomb. Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning and smoke. Olette and Hayner couldn't see, but they both heard screams.
"HAYNER! OLETTE! HELP US!" They both heard the shouts of Xemnas, Larxene and Axel. Olette was trembling, and she was holding onto his arm like she'd die if she let go.(which she did think that would happen)
"Don't worry, Olette. This is probably just a joke. Let's just go back in town. They'll follow when they see we know they're just kidding around." Hayner said, and Olette nodded. As soon as they both turned around, the smoke cleared and the gates leading back to town shut. An evil, maniacal laugh erupted from seemingly above.
"You have reached the point of no return! You, Strife Olette, have disrupted the peaceful slumber of all the undead. You shall perish!" Said the evil voice. Smoke filled the Graveyard again, and Hayner got pulled away from her, no matter how tight her grip was. Olette screamed.
"Y-Y-You're not going t-t-to eat m-m-m-me are y-y-y-you?" She asked, stuttering because she was scared as anything, and she couldn't see. Once the smoke cleared, all of the Organization(except Roxas), Hayner, Yuna and Tidus all looked zombified! Vexen looked especially creepy...being a zombified school girl. Olette ran to the other gate, the one that would lead to the outskirts of Halloween Town. But the gate shut and a figure wearing a black cloak with the hood up(so she couldn't see his face) and he had a bloody scythe.
"We won't eat you...but you shall spend all of your days in the Underworld, taking souls across the river Styx! And it will be the most boring job ever and you'll be stuck with it! Muahahahaha!" Yelled the Grim Reaper(or, what Olette thought was the Grim Reaper), readying his scythe. Olette's eyes grew to the size of saucers.
"YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME?" She yelled, then spun around on her heel. However, the zombies were closing in on her so there was no escape. "You killed all of my friends and turned them into zombies, too? You...you...you..." She clenched her fist. Now she was more mad than scared. Olette spun around once more to face the Grim Reaper, and socked him as hard as she could in the gut. "You monster!" She yelled. The Grim Reaper doubled over, clutching his stomach.
She was now glad she had taken martial arts as she jumped up and did a scissor kick so her heel landed on the Grim Reaper's back, making the said reaper fall down. Since the gate leading to the outskirts of town had a lock, her bow appeared and she shot an arrow at it, magically unlocking it. She ran out of the Graveyard as fast as she could and shut the gate behind her, and slid down against it. She heard the zombies and the Grim Reaper knocking on it, trying to knock it down and open it.
Once Olette regained her breath, she stood up and made a mad run. Toward no specific place, really, since she didn't know Halloween Town all that well. She saw a figure on top of that hill, dressed in black with a...gunblade over his shoulder? Wait, but Seifer was the only one she knew with a gunblade...so, why?
"Seifer? Is that you?" She called, hoping he hadn't been zombified, too. Or...whoever that was. It was unlike Seifer to wear black, but, hey, you never knew those days. The guy with the gunblade turned around. He was wearing shades and a F.B.I James Bond-ish outfit.
"Olette? What are you doing here?" He asked, then saw the zombies/Grim Reaper closing in on her. He knew that Hayner would punch him in the face for this, but he had no choice... "Watch out!" The figure now identified as Seifer shouted, jumping off of the hill and running towards her with extreme agility. Shooting a blast at the zombies with his gunblade and scooping Olette up with one hand, he stopped. "What's going on? Why is..." His eyes narrowed when he realized who was there, "Why is the Organization and Hayner acting like zombies?"
"Because they got zombified by the Grim Reaper! And he's going to kill me!" Olette shouted, hugging Seifer because she didn't want to be alone and she didn't want him to get zombified, too! Oh, that would be bad...
"Then we're going to have to make them snap out of it, right?" He asked her. Olette wondered what he meant by that, but she didn't have time to ask questions when Seifer kissed her...on the lips! Olette was so shocked that she stood there immobilized for a moment. When she regained her senses, she was about to pull away and slap him in the face, but before she could do anything of the sort, Hayner tackled Seifer.
"I told you to never touch her!" Hayner yelled, but he looked like he had when he entered Halloween Town. Olette looked at the rest of her zombified friends, and they all stopped. What was really strange is that there were...
"Two Hayners?" Olette asked, shocked. The un-zombified Hayner got off of Seifer and shook his head.
"Remember that groan you heard earlier? Well, that was actually me. You see, when we first came to Halloween Town they knocked me out because they knew I would never agree to this and placed a puppet in my place." Hayner said stuffily. "Then, they stuffed me in the Graveyard, behind a coffin." Olette blinked.
"What about the rest of these guys?" She said, as the zombified Hayner went limp and fell to the ground. Seams suddenly appeared and stuffing came out of him. "Are they puppets too?"
"The Demyx, Yuna and Tidus ones are fake. The rest of us put make-up on to make ourselves look like zombies." Xemnas said, popping out the contacts that made his eyes look pure white. The Grim Reaper pulled back his hood, revealing it to be actually Demyx with a headpiece on!
"All scary voices and the Grim Reaper courtesy of me." Demyx said, taking a bow. Olette frowned and placed her hands on her hips, looking slightly ticked off. Yuna and Tidus came towards the group from the Town-area also, looking like they were about to die because they had no idea why there were puppets of them looking zombified.
"But...how'd you get the puppets to move? And...what was with all the smoke and lightning and stuff like that?" She asked. "You all did this to scare me? When we all should actually be saving Sora and Kairi?" Axel shrugged.
"But you should've seen your face!" He said, doing an imitation of what she looked like. "I'm glad I thought of it in the first place!" Xemnas glared at him.
"You? This only happened because I agreed to it! All the credit goes to me!" Xemnas shouted, and Axel didn't protest. In fact, the Flurry of Dancing Flames knew exactly what was going to happen next which was why he didn't bother to argue with the Superior. Olette sent a dangerous glare towards Xemnas.
"So it was you who allowed this?" She asked, and the Superior nodded, looking quite proud of himself. However, when he saw Olette's death glare, he gulped. He pointed to Axel.
"No! No! It was all AXEL'S idea! It was! I just agreed to it because he said he's stop calling me 'that' name for a month!" Xemnas said, almost scared of what she could do. Olette grabbed Demyx's scythe(who then cried about losing his weapon twice in one day) and started to chase Xemnas with it.
"Now, now, Xemnas, don't be so modest. You need to learn to take credit where credit is due." The redheaded pyro(or, he thought he was a pyro, but, anyway) said, patting Xemnas on the back when he passed by.
"AXEL, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Hmm. First Vexen and then Xemnas, all in one day! That's a new record!"
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"Listen, Selphie! I don't want to be mean, but I don't like you!" Roxas shouted. Naminé was still asleep, so that was good... "Please, just leave. Even if you erase all of my memories or whatever else you're thinking of doing...I'll never truly love you. It'll just be false, it'll all be a lie." He said, shaking his head. "And living a lie...is the most terrible thing in the world..."
Selphie frowned. She wasn't going to give up on him! Never! "I don't care...as long as I can be with you..." She said. Roxas sighed. How'd he get himself into this mess? All he wanted was to just be alone with the girl he loved...and that certainly wasn't, and never will be, Selphie. "I'm sorry I have to do this to you, but..." With extreme agility she appeared behind him and then pinched his Vulcan Nerve and he went out like a light.(is that right? I know there's some nerve on your body that knocks you out, but I'm not sure if it's that one...)
Selphie took out her jumprope and swung it around a couple of times, thinking to herself how she could kill Naminé. When she settled on strangling her, the blonde girl rose and removed the oxygen mask from her face and(wincing as she did) took out her IV. "You're not going to kill me." She stated. Naminé was mad-no, really, really, really livid. Why? Well, wouldn't you get mad if someone tried to kill you and then hurt your love? Of course you would! Unless you were some kind of masochist...
"Is that so? You know, I really should've finished you off when I had the chance. But...that'll all change now! If I can defeat you once, I can do it again!" Selphie said overconfidently, moving Roxas out of the way so he wouldn't get hurt. Naminé looked around. There were no weapons in the room(why WOULD there be?)so what could she fight with? Then it hit her. She could use Roxas' keyblades...She walked over to the keyblades(which were on the floor) and grabbed them.
As soon as she did, however, her clothes changed.(like Sora and his forms) She was now wearing an Organization cloak that looked like it had been dipped in gold and the boots were silver. (Just imagine some tricked-up mad-cool outfit for Naminé) "Roxas didn't really go all out on you, but you can be sure I will!" She said, readying Oblivion and Oathkeeper. Selphie laughed. Little did both girls know...that Roxas was watching with barely open(so the girls wouldn't see him) eyes. He was ready to intervene if things got bad, but he'd leave them alone for now...
"I doubt I'll even need my nunchaku to beat you. With a flick of my jumprope you're dead!" Selphie said. Naminé had murder in her eyes as she charged towards Selphie, who had the handles of the jump rope in each hand and she held out her arms so the rope itself would be in front of her like a guard. She didn't expect Naminé to actually put up a fight, though.
The blonde girl lowered Oblivion and then struck it up so the rope flew out Selphie's hands. Then she spun around and(to Roxas, it was like the Matrix all over again) hit the brunette with Oathkeeper, sending her into the wall and cracking it. Naminé charged again, ready to hit Selphie with Oblivion, when she rolled out of the way and did a floorsweep(or whatever those things are called) that made the blonde fall to the ground.
Selphie ran and got her jump rope again. She struck Naminé with the rope, but the latter quickly recoiled before any damage could be done by holding out Oathkeeper, and the rope got tangled in it. Then, with all the force she could muster, she spun around very fast and the rope got off the keyblade, and since Selphie was holding onto the handle, she got dragged with the jump rope and crashed into the wall(again).
Roxas was surprised at how well she fought. Naminé could be pretty scary when she was livid. Selphie got up this time and rolled her neck, cracking it in different places."Alright! No more Miss Nice Guy! You better be prepared!" She yelled, running toward her and striking out her jump rope again. This was another move Roxas saw in Matrix-motion also. Naminé jumped up, grabbed the rope and kicked Selphie in the collarbone and tugged the rope away from her as the brunette flew backwards.
However, before she hit the wall for the third time, Naminé ran behind her and slashed her in the back with one keyblade, and she held the other around Selphie's neck. "How does it feel?" Naminé sneered. "How does it feel to know that you could die right now? Not only that, but never see him again?" Roxas was surprised that Kairi's twin was acting like this...usually she was so sweet, but...
"LET GO!" Selphie yelled, elbowing Naminé as hard as she could in the stomach. She dropped the keyblades momentarily, and just as she was about to pick them up, Selphie struck out her rope(she had retrieved it) and the keyblades flew to either side of the room. "I bet you're regretting your words now, huh? In the end you're going to give up on him and Roxas'll be ALL mine." She said. Naminé shook her head.
"You know what, Selphie? I love him so much that if being with you was what made him truly happy, I'd let him go." She said sadly, sighing. She saw that Selphie had dropped her guard. Naminé hoped to every Kami out there that the plan she had would work. It was now, or never. She closed her eyes and held out her hands. 'Please, please, please, please work...' She kept repeating in her head. Selphie still had not attacked yet. She was probably thinking and rethinking Naminé's words.
Roxas wondered what Naminé was trying to do. It looked like she was reaching out for something. He looked at the Oathkeeper and noticed it was trembling slightly. Then he looked at Oblivion and noticed that it was disappearing and reappearing. Finally, he looked at Naminé's hands. The light in front of them was getting lighter and lighter. Selphie was looking at the ground so she must not have noticed. He kept thinking what she was trying to do...that was when realization smacked him on the back of the head! She was trying to summon the keyblades!
Of course, only he, Riku, and Sora could do that, and Roxas knew that Naminé was trying her hardest to do so, but it just wouldn't work. That was the point he intervened. He held out his hands and both Oathkeeper and Oblivion came to him. Then, he slid them across the floor so they hit Naminé's feet. He immediately acted like he was passed out when she noticed them. After all, he didn't want her to notice him or else she'd say 'Roxas!' and then Selphie would break out of thought.
Naminེ just thought that since she didn't have the requirements it took to be a keyblade wielder, she couldn't summon them to her hands yet, so she didn't think Roxas helped her out. She grabbed the keyblades and with them she was about to slash Selphie, when the girl suddenly looked up at her. Naminé froze. She took too long summoning the keyblades!
"You may be right...but if you don't fight for what you want, then you'll never get it!" Selphie shouted. "And I'm going to fight with everything I've got for Roxas!" Then, she roundhouse-kicked Naminé's arm and the Oblivion got knocked out of her hand. Selphie picked it up and pointed it at her. "I don't know how to use this thing, but neither do you so it'll be even! May the best candidate for Roxie's love win!" Naminé nodded.
They both charged and-
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"Naminé's kicking Selphie's butt!" Kairi shouted. Both she and Sora had their eyes closed, viewing the fight of Selphie vs. Naminé. It was better than watching a movie and playing a fighting game combined!
"I never knew your sister could fight this well. In fact, she's good enough to school Roxas!" Sora said, laughing at the idea of Roxas losing to Naminé. Of course, to do that, it was obvious that either Roxas or Naminé would have to use Riku's and his keyblade since they both wielded two. Kairi laughed at the idea also.
"But what about you, Sora? Is she good enough to take you down?" She asked. Sora stopped laughing and looked at her like she was crazy.
"No one could take me with the keyblade. I am the Master of all Keyblade Wielders! The uh...Keyblade Master! Yeah, that sounds cool..." He said, crossing his arms. "I can beat Roxas, Riku, and Naminé all at once!" Kairi smiled.
"And me?" She asked. Sora frowned, then looked her up and down. That action made her blush. "What? What is it? You don't believe I can wield a keyblade when my sister can?" She then poked Sora in the chest and gave him a funny look, hoping that would cover up that she was slightly embarrassed.
"You can't fight! Even if you could, you don't have a keyblade so it would be impossible." Sora said, swatting Kairi's hand away. "And stop poking me! You'll accidentally poke my heart and then I'll have a heart attack." Kairi laughed, and Sora smiled one of those goofy smiles he's known for.
"But I have a keyblade. See?" A keyblade(you know the one that Riku gave her in KH2) appeared in her lap. Sora's eyes practically popped out of his head. His jaw almost broke the floor the way it dropped.
"Y-Y-You're kidding! Where'd you get that? The keyblades Roxas and I have we got from a garage sale in Twilight Town." Sora said, shaking his head. "I distinctly remember that one being there, too. I wonder why Roxas would buy something for you..." Then, he stood up. "NO WAY! HE'S SUCH A CHEATER!" He yelled crossly, thinking of a way to pummel Roxas into oblivion without Naminé getting all gung-ho on him.
"No! No! Sora, calm down! Roxas didn't buy this for me!" Kairi laughed, but Sora still looked mad. She guessed what he was thinking. "No, Riku didn't buy me this either! Take deep breaths! Ok? In, out, in, out. Feel better?" Sora nodded. "Naminé told me that for her 'camp' she took that she was going to Twilight Town...but Xemnas said that she was actually with the Organization, so...when she went with the Organization to Twilight Town, she came back with a keyblade for me."
"Aha!" Sora said, standing up again. Kairi sighed and smacked her forehead with the palm of her hand. What crazy thoughts were going through his head now? Sometimes Kairi honestly thought that his head was just hair. No skull, no brain. Just hair. "I always knew Roxas was the clever one. He bought the keyblade for you but gave it to Naminé and told her to say that she bought it for you!" Kairi shook her head.
"What would be the purpose of that?" She asked. Sora seemed to think for a minute, and then shrugged. "Don't worry, he loves Naminé. Even if he liked me...I don't think I could...ever return his feelings. You may be twins, but you're so different! Roxas is a serious person, and you, Sora, are very goofy and laid-back. But you both are also very kind. Other than that similarity, I think you two share nothing besides your ridiculously spiky hair and your eyes. They're the same color, but your eyes smile a lot more than his do...oh! I babbled again didn't I?" Sora shook his head.
"No! You didn't! I love hearing you talk." He said, draping an arm around her shoulders. He then flashed her a goofy smile. "Please, continue to compliment me. I love hearing my most wonderful aspects." He said, but he was just kidding around. Kairi knew that, too. Sora wasn't the type to boast about himself.
"Well...let's see here...hmmm..Sorry, Sora! I can't think of any!" Kairi joked, giggling and poking him in the chest once more. Sora seemed to be in deep thought for a moment, and his face looked a little serious. She stopped poking him, and waved her hand in front of his face. "Earth to Sora? Hello! I was just kidding! I didn't mean it!"
"No, it's not that, Kairi." He shook his head and sighed. Kairi frowned, and cocked her head a little.
"What is it?" She asked, and then he looked at her and sighed again.
"It's just that I..." He started. Kairi did 'go on' motions. "That I..."
"C'mon, you can tell me anything!" She said, prodding him on. "I'm your potential girlfriend, so I should know these things!" That just seemed to do it for him.
"That's just it! I'm sixteen, SIXTEEN and for what's everything's worth I've never kissed a girl before! Roxas beat me to it and a girl kissed him! It was a crazy, obsessive, stalker fangirl girl, but, still!" He sighed, then he perked up after all of what she said sunk in. "Wait...potential girlfriend?" Kairi nodded.
"Uh-huh...I told you I really like you, Sora!" She smiled, but Sora just looked semi-confused.
"What about Riku?" He asked. "I thought you liked him more than me..." He said. Kairi shook her head and laughed.
"I don't like him that way, silly! Ok, I have to admit, he's hot, but he doesn't posses the hot/goofy/aw/cute look you've seemed to master!" Kairi said, and then poked him once more, this time, in the arm. "Anyway, my first kiss has to be from you. No exceptions. I made a promise to myself when I was four that my first kiss would come from you!" Sora looked at her with a quirked eyebrow.
"So, you've liked me ever since we were four?" He asked. Kairi flushed a crimson. Her most deepest, darkest secret that she's never told anyone, not even Naminé, was found out by the person she did NOT want to know it! Oh...her day was going downhill...
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Something seemed to be a bit off when Selphie charged, Naminé noticed. She was going a lot slower than they had first started to fight, but Naminé didn't pay any attention. In fact, she had another plan. She just hoped it would work...She charged toward Selphie at an insanely inhuman speed, knocked the keyblade out of the brunette's hands and grabbed it. Then, she jumped up, and with the keyblades making an 'X' shape, she smashed the union over Selphie's head and seemed to mouth something, but Roxas couldn't tell what because he couldn't read lips.
That marked the end of the battle. Selphie was out. However, a light emitted from the Oathkeeper, and the Oblivion went back in Roxas' hands. Then, the Oathkeeper went back in his other hand. Roxas' eyes were open, so Naminé could tell he was awake.
"Roxas! You...you were watching the whole thing? Was it you who helped me summon the keyblades?" She asked, and as soon as the Oathkeeper left her hands she returned back to her normal, sweet Naminé self(in her normal clothing). Roxas nodded, stood up and walked over to her as the keyblades disappeared.
"Yes, I could see you were having trouble. I hope I didn't interrupt anything between you two, but...I've never seen Oathkeeper glow like that. What did you do to it?" He asked, just trying to start up conversation so that there wouldn't be silence between them. Naminé smiled, secretly glad that he noticed.
"I did my secret technique that I think you will be very happy about." She said, and when he looked at her questioningly, she continued, "You see, when Selphie wakes up, she will have no memory of anything. It's like permanent amnesia. We can tell her her whole life, but just leave out the part of obsessing over you."
"What?...How're you able to do that?" He asked, blinking. Secret technique? He made a mental note to never lend her his keyblades when she got mad at him. She smiled, placed her hands behind her back and cocked her head up at him.
"That's a secret I will never reveal!" She said. 'Because if I told you that my time with the Organization and the experiments they did on me and my supposedly virtuous heart made me able to manipulate people's memories at will...you'd never forgive them.' She thought sadly. But...she was the one who had agreed to the experiments in the first place. Just thinking about them made her shiver.
"Hey, Naminé..." Roxas started, looking slightly flushed. She looked up at him and wondered why his face was red. She placed a hand on her forehead in concern. She frowned, feeling no fever.
"What is it, Roxas? Are you feeling sick?" She asked. Roxas shook his head, his face growing more red than before. Naminé quickly looked over herself, making sure no articles of clothing were missing. No, nothing was. She wondered why he would be so embarrassed...
"No, it's just that...Do you still want that first kiss?" He asked. Naminé's head shot up and she looked at him. Then, her own face turning red itself, she nodded slowly. They both closed their eyes and were about to kiss when-
"AXEL, YOU IDIOT! You just had to open the door a little wider, didn't you?" Naminé and Roxas both immediately looked over to the door, and there was the Organization, Hayner, Olette, Yuna, Seifer, Tidus and a bunch of nurses and patients who were well enough to walk and a bunch of doctors and other medical staff all collapsed on the floor. They could see the hallway was crowded with people, also.
"Well, I've got to see my best friend's first kiss! That way I can tell him what his flaws with kissing were!" Axel shouted, trying to get but there was just way too many people(like about thirty or so) on top of him. "Get off! You're going to crush my lungs! Which is a very important organ. Got it memorized?" He yelled, trying to point to his head, but failing.. Everyone got off(though it took a lot of time).
Once they all did, they moved closer to Roxas and Naminé, probably wanting to see them kiss close-up. However, this made them both turn crimson and the crowd that had gathered(which was now so large it went to the second floor while they were on the first) 'awwed' and edged a little closer. Roxas coughed, signaling them to get out because he certainly didn't want to kiss Naminé in front of a big crowd. Axel looked down at his wrist, pretending to look like he was running out of time. Finally, after waiting for what seemed like hours, but was actually three seconds, he couldn't take it anymore!
"Come on, let's go, guys. Let's see if we can catch Sora and Kairi kissing since they obviously won't have a public make-out session." Axel said, sighing and shrugging as the crowd sighed sadly and dispersed. Then, he patted Roxas on the shoulder. "If you ever need more girl advice, just come to me, buddy."
"Well, we're off to save Sora and Kairi!" Naminé said, grabbing Roxas' hand and smiling at him as they followed the Organization and their friends to a plane. But...they left Selphie behind...poor girl...
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"You're saying that we captured the hearts and souls of every nation with our album? And it's number one everywhere in the world? But how? WE DIDN'T EVEN SING!" Riku shouted. He, Auron and Seymour were conversing with each other back in Japan's studios, waiting for their bands to come back.
"You two attract more fangirls than...well, let's just say alot of things!" Seymour said, then flipped his hair and smiled a charming smile at a worker who walked by and looked at him with pure disgust. "But all the ladies love me more than anyone of you COMBINED! Now, I shall be over here laughing maniacally if you need me. 'Kay? Kay." Seymour than walked away, laughing.
"I just hope they come back soon." Auron said, remembering the case of idiot Riku had earlier in the day. However, it had worn off and Riku was back to his calm, cool, collected self.
"Yeah...for some reason, I feel like Kairi just dissed me." Riku said, and shook his head and flipped his hair and then he smiled and his teeth seemed to gain that sparkle almost all hot guys seem to have when they seem to be smiling RIGHT at you. Auron raised an eyebrow and coughed.
"Riku, I have to ask you a question, but you've got to say you're going to answer it honestly." He said. Riku shrugged, then flipped his hair again and smiled. Auron shook his head. He didn't know what Riku was flipping his hair and smiling about! Then, Auron decided to look behind him. Oh. No wonder. There were about a billion fangirls standing there, looking at them with anticipating eyes. The next thing he noticed is that none of them were wearing sandals, and some of them even had ropes/lassos with them.
"Go ahead." He said, giving the girls behind Auron that too-cool-for-everyone-and-I-totally-rock look.(and flipping his hair/smiling) Auron kept on looking back at the girls. Most of them looked like they were about to start a marathon. Auron took a step to the side, and the girls readied themselves. Just as he thought! As soon as they were about to go anywhere, the girls would try to tie them up!
"Nevermind that. RUN!" Auron yelled, running as fast as he could. Riku stood there for a moment, wondering why he just started to run. When the fangirls were running towards him, Riku knew why. He screamed, and followed Auron. He didn't look back, but he knew they were gaining on him! Riku shuddered.
He could only imagine the tortures a fangirl would put him through...He shuddered at the thought of him in make-up...Suddenly, a girl ran up to him and tripped him. Then, they all grabbed his feet and started to drag him in the swarm of girls. "AURON! HELP MEEE!" He yelled, then disappeared within the crowd of girls. Auron shook his head.
There was NO way he was going to get captured by those fangirl mobs...
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"I know it sounds stupid! But...yes, yes I have had the most major crush on you when I was four. And, I um...still have it, actually..." Kairi said, finally admitting what she thought she never would. Not only that-she just sounded like an idiot! Who likes someone when they're four? I mean, really?
"Well, Kairi, I guess I've got a dorky confession, too..." He said, then they both closed their eyes, leaned in for the kiss, and just as their lips were about to touch-
"AXEL! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LEARN FROM THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!" Kairi and Sora looked up, to see the 13th Order, Organization XIII, their friends, plus a blonde F.B.I./James Bond poser agent all in a dog pile on the floor.
"...Why are you guys all together? I thought you hated each other? And, uh, who's the F.B.I. dude?" Sora asked, helping everyone get off of each other and Kairi did the same. When the F.B.I./James Bond dude stood up, he adjusted his black sunglasses.
"Alamasy. Seifer Alasmasy." He said James Bond-ish. Kairi and Sora stared at him like he was out of his mind.
"Why are you dressed-up like an F.B.I. agent?" Kairi asked. "I thought Halloween Town was a couple of miles away from here?" Seifer sighed and shook his head.
"It's a long story. While I was away I became an F.B.I. agent. I'm working under James Bond." He said, and everyone started to laugh. Seifer snorted and crossed his arms. "He's a real person. In fact, I've met Squall Leonhart, his best buddy and my rival." All the girls squealed.
"OH. MY. KAMI! YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO PLAYS LEON ON THE KEY TO YOUR HEART!" They yelled. Squall Leonhart had to be the hottest celebrity heartthrob out there!(imagine like, Zac Efron or someone hot) Seifer nodded, looking very proud of himself. Squall was actually only 17...a year older than the girls(well, the main ones, anyway)! Speaking of the female species, all of them(minus Arlmia) rushed towards Seifer. "YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE ME TO HIM!"
Sora, Tidus, Roxas and Hayner were already making plans to kill Seifer later on...the way all of the girls were clinging onto them like that, it made the guys think that they all became obsessed fangirls of him! Which was not very good, as a matter of fact. Axel joined in the plan making, and a couple of others from the Order, too, actually.
"Girls, girls. Calm down. You're practically smothering me with all the attention." He said, and flashed a charming smile at them, but it was especially directed to Olette, who smiled and hugged his arm tighter.(like her previous Halloween Town incident with puppet Hayner) Speaking of the army-wannabe, he clenched his fist. Oh, it was ON now.
"When will you introduce us to him?" They asked excitedly, jumping up and down and then hugging Seifer so he would introduce them to him faster. "I can't wait until I get to meet him! Ah! He's sooooo hot!" Exclaimed one of the girls. They were in a mob so you couldn't exactly tell which one had said it.
"Hmmm...let's return to Destiny Islands first. Then we can," Seifer flipped his hair, "see what we can do with that meeting with," a charming smile, "Squall Leonhart." The girls from the Order/Larxene(since she's the only girl in the Organization) sighed.
"We have to stay at the Home That Never Will Be!" They shouted, but Larxene replaced 'Never Will Be' with 'Never Was'. Seifer sighed, then did a group hug with all the girls who squeezed him like a doll in return. Seifer mouthed 'Ha ha! I got your girls and I'm a year younger than you' especially to Axel because he was a senior. Everyone knew that you had to be especially 'in' to get a girl a few years older than you.
"I'll come back and pick you girls up. Be ready for me." He said, winking. The girls swooned and nodded hastily. Seifer(with Yuna, Kairi, Naminé and Olette attached) walked up to the girls' counterparts. "So, are we leaving or what? I mean, I certainly want to spend quality time with my girls," Another charming smile, "and introduce them to my rival!" The guys growled. However, they all knew that the reason the girls were being so clingy is because Squall Leonhart was probably the HOTTEST GUY EVER(in the girls' opinion) and who wouldn't pass down a chance to see their favorite celebrity?
"Let's get back home, guys." Sora said stuffily, and then the girls fought over who would sit next to Seifer. But, Naminé walked up to Roxas and took his hands in hers.
"I want to sit next to you, Roxas, if that's ok." She said, smiling. Roxas smiled back, and was about to answer with a 'Of course!' when Seifer(clearly not liking that Naminé didn't want to sit next to him) walked up to them and cleared his throat.
"Naminé, if you sit next to me, first thing when we get back to Destiny Islands is that I'll introduce you to Squall." Seifer said. Roxas had to fight back the urge of punching Seifer in the face. That was such a...dirty thing to do! He was using the whole Squall Leonhart thing to try and make Naminé an obsessed fangirl! He knew what was coming next. Naminé would look up at him with those sad, begging eyes and ask, 'Oh, please, Roxas?' and he would have to give in and mumble, 'Fine'. However, that was not what happened.
"No thank you, Seifer. That's really sweet of you, but I'd rather meet him with all of my friends." She said, and stepped behind Roxas because they all knew Seifer's blown-up ego can't take a 'no'. After all, he would take every girl on a date if he could. He's just a selfish, hot balloon that wants anything he can get his grimy little hands on. So thinks Hayner, still glaring at Seifer because Olette wasn't being all clingy over him...and when she had, it was just a PUPPET!
"What if I said that the only way you can meet him is if you sit next to me?" He said. Well, at least he was being /pretty/ nice...at least he hadn't said the one thing Roxas was afraid he would say...
"Squall Leonhart is not the most important thing to me. Roxas is, so, Seifer, I would kindly decline your offer which I am doing right now." Naminé said, crossing her arms. Everyone(they were still in the 13th Order's Home) 'awwed' and Axel walked up to Roxas and placed a hand on his shoulder and shook his head.
"C'mon, this is the perfect time to do it!" He whispered. Roxas just flushed and shook his head. "You're so shallow! Do I have to do everything around here?" Axel asked himself as he spun his best friend around, and before the boy could protest, the redhead pushed Roxas towards Naminé, and it just so happened that their lips met. That was the little push they needed. Axel smirked to himself. "I'm the Master with Girls. Got it memorized?"
Everyone started to 'aw' when they started to get into their kiss. Sora just crossed his arms and muttered something about losing his bet to Roxas to see which twin would kiss a girl first.
-Flashback-
"You may be the smart one, but I'm definitely the one with good looks." Sora said. He and Roxas were just sitting across from each other in their living room, talking to each other.
"I don't see you getting tackled with girls everywhere you go. Unlike me, who, in my chorus class, cannot sing even a single note without girls proclaiming their, ahem, 'undying love that reaches the heavens' for me. I have so many more fangirls than you." Roxas said, crossing his arms. "Obviously I'm the one with all the good traits."
"Not uh! I have the cute and adorable looks! I'll kiss a girl before you will! I know I will!" Sora yelled, standing up.
"You wanna bet on that?" Roxas asked, standing up as well. They both seemed to glare at each other.
"Yeah! If I win, which I will, you have to...skip around town wearing pink tights and a tutu and sing 'I'm a Barbie girl!' while combing your blonde wig!" Sora said, laughing at the image of it.
"But if I win...you have to..." Roxas seemed to think for a minute, "run around the school's hallways in spandex tights singing Barney's theme song." He said, content with the dare he made up. Sora's jaw dropped, but he made it close and shook Roxas' hand.
"Deal!" Both twins said simultaneously, nodding their heads just to confirm the fact.
-Flashback End-
Sora shuddered. "No...Now I have to run around school wearing spandex!"He said. Naminé and Roxas broke apart the kiss just to stare at him. In fact, everyone stared at him. Roxas seemed to think for a minute.
"Why do you have to-OH! Yeah, our bet! I completely forgot about that! Thanks for reminding me, bro. Remind me to get some cameras, too." He said. Sora sighed and took out his keyblade and banged it against his head multiple times. Kairi laughed and patted Sora on the back.
"It's alright, Sora...even when everyone calls you the biggest loser that ever lived, I'll still like you!" She said. He sighed, feeling a whole lot better.
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The bands arrived at the studio after a plane ride, saying goodbye to the Organization,(Seifer said he had to stay due to 'F.B.I. duties') and narrowly avoiding a mob of fangirls. The first thing they noticed is that when they got inside the studio, it was all black and it was extremely quiet.
"Tidus...I'm scared..."Yuna whispered, hugging Tidus' arm. Suddenly, as if on cue, they heard muffled noises. Yuna almost screamed, but Olette did scream and jumped on the nearest person, who was, unfortunately, Sora. It was pitch black, so you couldn't see anything.
"AH! KAIRI, GET OFF OF ME!" Sora yelled, pushing Olette off of him. Kairi looked at him(well, where she thought he was) strangely.
"I'm not on you!" She said. Sora shook his head, and Olette stood back up, embarrassed that she didn't jump on Hayner or Seifer.(who both would've accepted her with open arms)
"Then who was?" He asked. Knowing he wouldn't get an answer, he sighed. "Roxas, if that was you, I swear I'm going to kill you."
"It wasn't me! If I was scared I wouldn't jump on you! Knowing you, you would be more scared than I would be and jump on me!" Roxas replied, shaking his head. "Anyway, guys, we need to stick together and find out who's making those noises. Everyone, link arms with two people nearby. Whatever you do: DO NOT LET GO." Everyone did as he said, and then all linked arms and started to walk towards the noise.
Of course, they bumped into a lot of stuff, fell down a lot on their way there, but they still made it. "Hey...I think it's a door! I'm going to open it." Kairi said, reaching out for a doorknob, and twisting it. Everyone's jaws dropped when they saw the scene beyond the door.
"Holy Kami-sama. NO WAY."
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HnH: My line still isn't working...-sigh- I'm sorry for the long chapter, and I actually intended it to be longer so that I could finish it off with their next concert, but...-sigh-
Daisuke: Roxas and Axel are arguing over who has more fangirls...
Roxas: I so totally have more fangirls! I'm much more hotter than you:P
Axel: But you're not...well, you don't have a fancy catchphrase.
Roxas: Yeah I do. Haven't you gotten it memorized?
Everyone: -collective gasp-
Axel: IF YOU'RE GONNA STEAL MY CATCHPHRASE, AT LEAST STEAL IT RIGHT!
HnH: ...GUYS, STOP FIGHTING!
Roxas and Axel: Yes, ma'am...
HnH: Anyway! Pleeeeaaassseee review! No one reviewed last chapter and I was soooooo upset! I would rather you guys flame me than not leave a review...:( As I was saying, I decided to wait until I had at least a review until I posted this chapter up. But, xUMIXx favorited my story and it made me happy! And HS sent me a PM that worked as a review, so it counts!
Axel: So leave a review. Got it memorized?