Wait, I'm With Which Band? Chapter 10: Russia, Romania and Band, a kingdom hearts fanfic

HnH: This time the thanks goes to darc7 and Keiko105!

Roxas: -is wearing a gangsta outfit- Cuz you homies in da hood, yo. Peace out. Especially da homie Keiko105. Yo, thanks for watchin' mah back by saying I have more posse, yo.

Axel: -sigh- Trying to attract more fangirls by acting gangsta, Roxas? How...you-ish.

Risa: -hugs Roxas- You're as cute as Dark!

Roxas: Uh...

pl-evil look in eyes and chases Risa with a baseball bat-

Dark: -gasp- NO ONE CAN LOOK AS GOOD AS ME! You can't make Roxas look as good as me because you don't own anything! -flies away, laughing-

HnH: -sigh- Déjà vu...

Wait, I'm Which Band?

Chapter 10: Romania, Russia and Band

"This...is...better...than...imagining Sora...in...spandex!" Roxas said, almost collapsing on the floor. Everyone almost did. They immediately broke off the link and burst in laughter. There was Riku and Auron tied up together, both looking like girls. Riku had blue eyeshadow, ruby red lipstick(they could see it through his gag it was so bright) a pink ribbon holding up his ponytails, and he was wearing a fashionable skirt and fancy shirt and high heels to match. Auron was now a platinum blonde, wearing a tangerine shade of lipstick and his robe had changed to a long, red dress with red high heels.

It was the funniest thing, really. Everyone wished they had a camera, but the two did not seem to think this was funny. In fact, Auron and Riku tried to warn the boys of their impending doom, but after seeing them go into hysterics, they both decided that they got what they deserved. Soon, however, the girls realized that their obsessed-fangirl friends were surrounding them.

"Guys! Stay back!" The girls shouted simultaneously. The guys immediately broke from their laughter to look up. Dozens of fangirls...no, this was not good. But the girls...they would protect them, right? That was their only hope...

A few hours later found the fangirls tied up hopelessly outside the studio, where the lights had turned back on. Riku and Auron had removed their make-up, and all was right with the world. In fact, they were on their merry way of making a new album, when Seymour burst into White Night's(the boy's band) room.

"Ahem! I'm going to ask you guys to come over to the girls' room for a very...important discussion." Seymour yelled. The guys groaned and Tidus stopped writing their next song. They had been brainstorming on thoughts, but, Seymour had just burst in the room, cutting the creativity that had spurned in the male's minds like a hot knife through white butter.

"Ok!" They all agreed, their moods instantly brightening when they heard the girls would be involved. Although Tidus sighed, setting down his pencil. The rest of them rose and headed over to the girls' part of the studio, Seymour walking slowly behind.

Once they reached there, the girls all noticed the noise the guys were making and they looked up. Hayner clenched his fist at the sight he saw. When they had tied up the fangirls and threw them outside, and then when they had went on their merry way of doing things, Seifer had used the most CHEESIEST pick-up line on Olette. He had said that he needed to hang around her because he 'Needed to investigate the cause of her beauty' and she had just giggled at that and it worked! 'I really need to learn some lines...' Hayner thought to himself, watching Seifer drool all over Olette-it was disgusting!

"Is it Evaluation Day again?" Yuna asked, standing up along with the rest of the girls. But, Seifer, (being the blown-up, hot balloon he is) helped Olette stand up and she smiled at him. Hayner raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, giving an unforgiving glare at Seifer. It wasn't Olette's fault that Seifer was being a big, blown-up, persistent jerk that happened to have connections with everyone's favorite celebrity heartthrob.

"No! But, we have some good news. One of you have been selected to perform a concert in Russia, and then Romania afterwards!" Seymour shouted. Everyone looked surprised. Most of the guys looked like they never even heard of Romania, and the girls just had their jaws dropped, except for Olette who looked at him with a 'You've-got-to-be-KIDDING' look on her face. "The lucky person is...!" Seymour did not finish his sentence before Sora stepped up and looked at them all with a sad face.

"Ok, ok! It was me! I...ate the last...cookie from the...cookie jar!" He yelled, then dropped to his knees and started crying. Everyone stared at him, looking at him like they had no idea what he was talking about. Which they didn't, actually...

"Um...no, that wasn't..." Seymour blinked, then shook his head and walked over to Kairi and draped an arm around her. "This lucky person is Russian, and knows how to speak both Russian AND Romanian." Everyone stared at Kairi, who shrugged.

"If I were Russian, Naminé would be, too. It wouldn't make any sense to send only one of us there." Kairi said. She had a point. "Seymour, could you please remove your arm from my shoulder...?" She asked as Seymour walked over to Yuna.

"Our special services agent, Seifer, also found out that this very special girl wrote a couple of songs in both languages. Seifer also found out that both countries are also wanting a concert from her, and this special person is...!" Yet again, Seymour was cut off. This time, it was by Roxas.

"I-I'm sorry! It...It was me! I...I...I ate the last...doughnut! I'm sorry... It was...it was boston creme and I couldn't help myself!" Now both Hikaru twins were on their knees, crying. The Mizu twins exchanged glances, then, sighing kneeled beside their counterparts and began to try and calm them down.

"Before any more interruptions, that person is Strife Olette!" He said, clapping. Everyone looked at her in shock, and she just smiled weakly.

"You're Russian? I never knew that!" Hayner said, crossing his arms.

"My mom's Russian(I always thought Aerith looked Russian) and I know a lot of Russian from her. Every summer we visit there, because it's not very far away from here, so I'm familiar with the area, and the reason I know Romanian is because, well..." Olette trailed off, placing her clasped hands behind her back.

"Who cares! Now, you and Seifer will go to both places. Seifer will act as your bodyguard from crazed fans. The rest of you will stay here and work on your next album? That ok?" Seymour said, but Hayner was definitely NOT ok with the idea.

"No! If Seifer gets to go, I'm going too!" He said, then looked at the guys. "Sorry, guys. But I've got to go! Seifer's ego will probably swallow Olette whole and I can't let that happen!" He then looked at Seymour, who sighed, then shrugged his shoulders in defeat.

"If you want to go that badly...I guess you'll have to make due without a guitarist, then." He said. The guys sighed, but they knew that being alone with Seifer for too long could seriously mess up your personality. After that 'incident' a few years ago when the self-disciplinarian tried to make Olette a fangirl..it had almost happened, if it weren't for the valiant Hayner, who intervened.

"Um...let's go, then!" Olette said, smiling. "After all, if we're going to Russia first, which is two hours away by plane, and then Romania...yes, I'd like Hayner to come with us. Because Russia to Romania on plane is (I don't know the actual distance so I'm making it up!) five hours." She finished, thinking 'I'm sure that staying with Seifer alone for a day or so isn't good for me...I might just become his next member of the Disciplinary Committee.'

"We already sent the stuff there. There'll be a limo waiting for you there." Seymour said, then cleared his throat. "Don't worry, he knows who you are. Everyone in Russia does...they think you're the Music Tsarina." Olette smiled.

"Really? They must really like me, then! Well, we better be on our way then, right, guys?" Olette said, walking out the door with Hayner and Seifer following. After they left, Seymour cleared his throat to stop conversation from budding.

"Now, you guys need to get back to work. I'm sure both of you can make at least a song or two without them." He said, walking away.

"See ya later, guys!" Yuna said, waving.

"Yeah, much later...Oh, wait! Tomorrow's school! I bet Hayner, Seifer and Olette get to miss school...luuuucky." Tidus said, slouching as he and the guys(the twins got over their emotional breakdown) started walking back to their part of the studio.

"Not really...they don't get to see Sora in spandex!" Roxas said, laughing as Sora grumbled something about a stupid bet and how he should've won and Roxas should've been the one running around town singing 'I'm a Barbie Girl'.

"Nah, there's this kid named Pence who videotapes everything and anything. I went over his house once and he had sneaked into the girls bathroom. He got suspended for it so that's why we don't see him anymore." Roxas said, winking at Sora and Tidus. "But it was a pretty sweet sight."

"ROXAS! That's so...w-why...how could you say that? How would you like it if I just burst in the boys bathroom and videotaped everything?" Naminé asked, crossing her arms. The guys just burst into laughter, making Naminé turn such a dark crimson her face looked magenta. "U-Um..." Roxas leaned over and whispered something to her. Naminé's face literally turned the color of violet-blue, she blushed so much. In fact, her face was so dark her hair looked orange.

"You guys are so mean! Come on, Naminé, let's go!" Kairi said, taking defense for her sister, who looked like she would pass out so much blood was rushing to her face. She took Naminé's arm and started to drag her to their part of the studio, but the blonde stayed rooted to the ground. "Come on, Naminé, we need to give them time to repent," evil eye, "because they committed," death glare, "one of the seven," snarl, "deadly," slap upside the head, "sins," random projectiles flying through the air, "of being mean to a helpless," stomp on the foot, "girl!"

"B-B-But, Kairi...I c-can't..." Naminé said, shaking her head, way too embarrassed to say anything. In fact, she found the floor interesting at this point. Suddenly, the ground got farther and farther away. "H-Huh?" She asked, looking up right into Roxas' face. Her face itself had been returning to it's natural color, but it went back to it's violet. "Roxas! P-Put me down!" He shook his head.

"Well, if you can't walk I'll carry you!" He said, carrying her(bridal style) all the way to the girls' half of the studio, trying to ignore Kairi, who was giving him a glare, a kick in the back of the knee, a slap-upside the head, and mouthing death threats to him simultaneously. He just learned one thing: Kairi's a good multitasker.

"Then she said she wanted to get green! I said ok, but green didn't match her hair! I mean, she looks good in more of a white, don't you think?" Olette looked at Hayner, who was almost falling asleep. He nodded, then tried to go asleep for the remainder of the flight, but the green-eyed girl burst into girl talk again. "Nah...Naminé is in white too much. So is Roxas! They, like, should wear pink or something!" Seifer, who understood the girl talk(he said it was from his fangirls, but Hayner just said Seifer always got along more with his feminine side) nodded. He was the only one who was listening to Olette, because Hayner didn't understand a word she was saying because she was talking way too fast in a high-pitched voice.

"I don't think Roxas would wear pink, though. He's not the type of guy to believe in the 'tough guys wear pink'. I think he only cares what the people around him think, don't you? I mean, I think if Naminé were to say that he looked great in pink, he'll go out and get pink." Seifer answered, thinking this would get him some brownie points with Olette later on.

"Yeah, you're right! What do you think of that, Hayner?" The brunette asked, turning to her boyfriend. However, the blonde had successfully fallen asleep. Or, so it looked like...Seifer crossed his arms and stared at Hayner, then shook his head.

"Olette, why do you even like a guy that's not going to listen to you? Your opinions are important. Well...at least, to me, they are. You should go out with me, not the inconsiderate, dumb blonde." He huffed. Olette just smiled and placed her hand on Hayner's back.

"But, Seifer! There are so many girls who would love to be your girlfriend more than I would. Besides, I would risk a lot being your girlfriend. Your fangirls would try to kill me." She said, smiling at him. Seifer sighed, then leaned back into his seat.

After awhile, they reached their landing destination. So, Olette woke Hayner up and the three descended to the airport. When they got there, millions of people came up to them and asked her for her autograph. In fact, they called Olette 'Rebecca'(Princess in Russian, at least, I think so...) and Hayner and Seifer really had their hands full escorting her to the limo. Once they did, they all were surprised(not Seifer) at their limo driver.

"Marluxia? How come you aren't driving the pink limo?" Hayner asked. Marluxia shrugged and just continued to drive after telling them how sweet they were and etcetera. "Olette, I have a question: Seymour said you were like the next Tsarina. Didn't Russia have a revolution that killed Tsar Nicholas the III and his children?" Olette smiled, impressed that Hayner had retained so much in Social Studies/World History.

"Yes, but, you know...they say that Princess Anastasia or one of her sisters lived. They weren't able to find her body so they think that one of them may lived. Who knows? Princess Anastasia may even have changed her last name." She said, winking to him. "I might be royalty." Olette was only kidding around, even though Aerith was a very rare pure-blooded Russian.

"Really? I wouldn't be surprised." Seifer said, crossing his arms and looking at the ceiling. Olette smiled, but rested her head on Hayner's shoulder.

"That really is something to wonder about..."

"Want you in my life..." Kairi coughed. She(and the rest of her band) just finished another song. It had been an hour, and they were pretty exhausted. Not to mention Seymour was over-working them because he claimed they were slackers.

"Let's see what the guys are singing! We already sang three songs already, so Seymour should allow us to." Yuna said, merrily skipping off to the boys' side of the studio, with the Mizus in tow.

"And how does it feel for one more time? You had a bad day, you had a bad day..." White Night had just finished their song, also. Seymour also had been overworking them(even though it was for an hour) telling them they were slackers and what-not. They exited the sound booth and sat down on a nearby bench. "My throat's going to be so sore tomorrow!" Roxas complained, none of the guys seeing their female counterparts sneaking up behind them.

"Hello, Tidus!" Yelled Yuna from behind the sandy-haired kid, tackling him. Tidus scrambled out and almost screamed.

"KAMI-SAMA IT'S ATTACK OF THE GIRLS PART TWO!" He yelled, running away with Sora and Roxas, who were already a few feet ahead of him. "Wait for me, guys!" The girls shook their heads.

"That's kind of sad..." Naminé said, meaning 'sad' as in the 'pity the fool' sad, not the 'boo-hoo I'm going to cry' sad. Kairi and Yuna looked at her.

"Kind of?"

"Ya Soshla Y Uma..." Hayner and Seifer were on the stage sidelines, so they couldn't be seen by the crowd. Olette was up on stage, singing for the audience.

"I have no idea what she's saying..." Hayner said, shrugging. He didn't know the language, he just knew the history because, well, History was one of his good subjects.(surprisingly he had a good subject)

"Neither do I, but I bet I have a few fangirls that are Russian and could translate it for me." Seifer replied, going to summon his fangirls, but Hayner stopped him.

"Her concert'll be ruined if you summon your fangirls now..."He said, Seifer not answering because he didn't want to admit that Hayner was right and he was wrong. Where was your posse when you needed it?

"They're not following! We got away! Another one for the boys!" Tidus shouted. Roxas looked at the clock on a nearby wall.

"Only a couple of more hours of daylight left...huh. I'm going to get a video recorder from that kid Pence and force him to show me how to use it so I can videotape Sora's crusade tomorrow." Roxas said, trying to stifle a laugh. Sora just crossed his arms.

"I so would've won that bet if it wasn't for Axel!" He said, now muttering how Roxas shouldn't even had made friends with the redheaded thinking-he-has-pyrokinesis. Roxas just laughed.

"Well, Axel rained on my parade, too." He said, walking outside and getting a taxi to take him to Pence's house. Once he got there, he paid the taxi driver and got out. Roxas walked to the house, and Pence's mom, a plump, stout and raven-haired woman who 'looked kind of like a teapot' as Hayner once said answered.

"Oh! Roxas, honey! Come on, come on in!" Pence's mom said, ushering Roxas in. "How have you been, dear? Pence is still on suspension but I'm sure he'd love to see you!" she said, pushing him all the way to Pence's room. "But you have to knock first, honey." Roxas did so, and the door opened.

"ROXAS! How've ya been? I haven't seen you since we saw the tape of the girls' bathroom together! What's been going on at school? Who are the new items?" He immediately asked.

"Well...Naminé and I are kind of an...item, and Hayner and Olette are one, too. So is Sora and Kairi. I'm not sure about Yuna and Tidus, though, but they like each other. Anyway, I need to borrow your video recorder because tomorrow at school Sora's going to run around in spandex singing Batman's theme song." Roxas said quickly. Pence took a moment to take this all in.

"Really? How'd you get him to do that? Oh, here. My best video recorder. Promise you'll bring her back, ok?" Pence asked, giving Roxas a shiny silver recorder.

"We made a bet a while ago to see who could kiss a girl first. I kissed Naminé before he kissed Kairi, and now he has to do that." Roxas said, then Pence taught him how to use the recorder and everything. "This is easy! I can't wait until I use this tape for blackmail..."

"Bbl, bbl!"(Thank you, thank you!) Olette bowed after her concert. She had sung Y Soshla Y Uma(she replaced the 'she' with 'he') and a bunch of other Russian songs I'm sure none of you know/care about. The curtain closed and she went back to Seifer and Hayner. "How'd I do?" She asked.

"I didn't understand it, but your voice was amazing!" Hayner said, smiling at her. Seifer just nodded in agreement with what his half-brother. Some of the stage crew had to hold both boys down because they were about to strangle each other and the tension had been so thick between them.

"Well, onto Romania! Oh, I need your help singing Numa Numa. Here's the lyrics, you guys can memorize them on the plane ride, ok?" Olette said, handing the guys pieces of paper with lyrics on them. They exchanged glances.

"I don't even know how to pronounce this stuff!" Hayner yelled. Olette laughed and took his hand as they got into the limo and Marluxia started to drive to the airport.

"Alright, I'll teach you!" She said, taking the paper and clearing her throat.

"Please, Demyx...DON'T SING HAPPY DAYS! Sing something else..." Xemnas said. The Organization(minus Roxas) was sitting in a white room that looked like a theater, except the move screen was a stage, where our favorite sitar player was standing with Melody out. He was going to perform a song for the bored Organization.

"I know! This is about me and my sitar! This is how it goes!

Hutal Hutala Hutala Hey
Playing my sitar everyday
Hutala Hutala Hutala Ho
Won't stop playing, no no no
Faster and faster fast it goes
Playing the sitar with my toes
Hutalahey Hutalahey
Hutalahey, oh
Oheyoh

I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh

I like my sitarI like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh

I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh

I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go

Hutal Hutala Hutala Hey
Play my sitar night and day
Hutala Hutala Hutala Ho
Connect it to my stereo
Faster and faster fast it goes
Playing the sitar with my toes
Hutalahey Hutalahey
Hutalahey, oh
Oheyoh

I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh

I play the sitar, sitarWherever I go
Oheyoh

I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go

Faster and faster fast it goes
Faster and faster fast it goes
Faster and faster fast it goes
Playing the sitar with my toes
Hutalahey Hutalahey
Hutalahey, oh
Oheyoh

I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh

I like my sitar
I like my sitar
I play the sitar, sitar
Wherever I go
Oheyoh" He finished. Xaldin's eye was twitching, Larxene and Axel weren't paying attention, Luxord was playing blackjack with Saix, Zexion was sleeping with his eyes open again, Xemnas looked like he was begging Kami-sama to make it stop.

"I know another song that we can all sing together! Xemnas can be the main singer!" Demyx chirped. The Organization groaned, but they didn't want to hear the musician whine all night so they got up on the stage.

"We're singing THIS song!" Demyx started to play a tune to it on his sitar. Everyone started to laugh at Xemnas who looked like he was about to cry.

"Not...THAT song!" He yelled. The Organization stopped laughing.

"Yup!" Demyx said, starting to play.

"(All except Xemnas) Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle

(Xemnas) I want to ride my..."

-The Next Day-

Yes. Today was it! The dreaded day of school for Sora, the day that the whole school would label him as the biggest loser ever to exist on the face of the planet, the day that everyone would probably lose 30 pounds from laughing.(everytime you laugh 1,000 times, you lose 1 pound) Yes, today was that day! The gang stepped inside of the school, Sora in spandex. Everyone stopped, and backed against the lockers, not caring if they were late for homeroom or not.

"Duhnuhnuhnuhnuh BATMAAAAAN!" Sora screeched, racing down the hallways in spandex, singing the full batman theme song, the gang(and Roxas with Pence's camcorder) quickly following behind, ignoring the fireworks of laughter trailing them.

All the while, Hayner, Seifer and Olette had finished their Romanian concert and were headed back to Destiny Islands. The trio had forgot that today was the day Sora would run around in spandex, but they would watch it...on High Definition!

"We're not that far from Destiny Islands! I wonder if anyone missed us?" Olette asked, mainly to herself but it was out loud.

"Of course everyone missed us, but I'm sure they didn't miss Seifer. Maybe Fuu and Rai, and the rest of the stuck-up jerks that are hot balloons, too, but that's it." Hayner said, then leaned over to Olette and mumbled, "It would be better for all of us if Seifer stayed on the plane forever."

"Hey! I heard that. The only reason the world goes round is because I'm alive. Be thankful." He said. Hayner stifled a laugh. "What? You got something to say, loser?" He asked, and Hayner nodded.

"That's not the only thing going round if you know what I mean..." He said, and he and Olette burst into laughter. Seifer glared at his half-brother. He wasn't Marluxia, he wasn't and he never would be!

Hopefully...

-After School-

Naminé and Kairi had gone home because the latter thought she burst an appendix because she laughed so hard. As usual, their parents weren't home. The girls went into Kairi's room, and the redhead finally calmed down.

"I can't believe Sora did that!" She said, taking a deep breath. Her blonde sister sat beside her and nodded.

"It was a bet. If Roxas had lost, he would have done the same thing. You know they're both too proud to not do a bet." Naminé said, then smiled. "Even if it's a stupid bet like that! Kairi, remember when I fought against Selphie for the first time and lost?" Kairi nodded. Her twin rubbed her neck, and frowned. "Well...she cut my neck..."

"I know that...why?" She asked, looking at her sister seriously. "It's not starting up again, is it?" Naminé nodded, and coughed.

"It happened again last night..."

-Flashback-

"Mizu Naminé and Kairi. Fraternal twins, but think more alike than that of identical ones. On their first visit to the hospital! Don't worry, I'll be nice. I have a pair of twins, too. Lea and Axel." Said a man with red hair and green eyes, named Reno. (Yeah he's Axel's dad. X:P)

"R-R-Really, Dr. Reno? That's n-n-nice." Kairi, around 7, said to Reno, looking at Naminé who looked just absolutely adorable because she was 9 years younger than the Naminé we all know and(does she have any fanboys...?) love. Reno looked at his chart and then back at the girls, who were both sitting on a hospital bed.

"Miss Kairi, tell me why you're here. From your health record, it looks like nothing's wrong with you." Reno said, glancing back at the chart. "But it says here you don't like to be separated from Naminé. Hmmm...I can relate. Lea and Axel are practically attached at the hip."

"Mommy doesn't really like the hospital all that much and I don't Nami to be in it alone!" Kairi said, using her all-time favorite nickname for her sister(who didn't like it very much).

"Alright, then, Miss Kairi. Now, Miss Naminé, it says here sometimes you have trouble breathing and can't talk that loud without it hurting. Is that true?" Reno asked, the blonde nodding her head shyly and grabbing onto Kairi's hand. She was so shy. It was obvious why Kairi wanted to stay with her twin sister.

"It seems we'll have to conduct some type of research. With all these diseases going around, it could be serious or it could be just asthma." Reno said, looking back at his chart again. He didn't like being a stupid doctor. He and his partner in crime, Rude, had wanted to be F.B.I. Agents of some kind, but nooooo...

-End Flashback-

"Then it just got worse and worse from that moment, remember? Then they decided that I had a tumor in my throat. In fact, they said I wouldn't live past eight, remember? I'm 16 now." Naminé said, in a lighter voice than normal.

"Now it's acting up again?" Kairi asked, and she nodded.

"Yes. After I turned eight, it stopped acting up and then the doctors said they'd leave it alone until it acted up again. My immune system is weaker than normal and that's why they couldn't operate. They thought my immune system would get better as I got older..." Naminé said, then sighed. After a while of silence, she broke down coughing.

"Okay! I'm calling Sora and Roxas. They'll come over and come and take us to the hospital! Obviously you'd go if Roxas made you, but I can't carry you like he can." Kairi said, taking the phone and dialing their number. "Hello, is Sora there?...It's Kairi...Ok." She said, then held the phone away from her and mouthed 'She's getting him.'

"Oh! Hey Sora! Um, I was just wondering if you could come over with Roxas...right now." Kairi said, and Naminé could practically hear Sora's voice through the phone. "No! No! I'm not cheating on you, okay? I don't like Roxas for the last t-" Naminé grabbed the phone from her.

"Sora! Does Roxas like Kairi?" She asked, still not talking as loud as she usually did. Good thing Sora had good hearing. "You think he does? Well, you should know! He's your twin! Both of you come over right NOW!...What? Why am I asking you to come over too? So they don't go off making out!...No more excuses! Get over here!" She hung up and crossed her arms, letting out a cough and looking at her sister.

"I don't like Roxas! Alright? Get that through your head! We don't connect in ANY way whatsoever. I don't even remotely like him! Ok...the last bit I wanted to keep a secret, but..." Kairi shrugged. Then, her face got serious and she pointed at her sister. "Oh no! Don't try to get out of going to the hospital! You're going! This is serious!"

"Fine..." Naminé smiled and clutched her throat. 'I lived 8 years after I was supposed to...And there's a tumor in my throat! No one but Kairi, my parents, and I know about this. How will Roxas take this?' She thought to herself. After awhile of silence, the boys came bursting in the room.

"I DON'T LIKE KAIRI!"

"ROXAS IS A CHEATER!" they both yelled simultaneously.

"Calm down! As much as I'd like to find out who you guys really love, we have a more important situation right now! I've got no time to explain now, but we need to take Nami to the hospital pronto!" Kairi yelled. Roxas took no time in calling Marluxia, and soon the pink limo(with Hayner and Olette inside, since Mar said that 'Roxie-cremepuff' was more important than the 'sugars' in the back) drove right up in the Mizu's driveway.

"Let's go!" Roxas yelled, not knowing the reason for Naminé going to the hospital, so he picked her up and carried her to the limo. For some strange, unknown reason, Sora picked Kairi up also. Actually, the reason was because he wanted to show possessiveness of her and didn't want his twin getting any ideas.

"Marluxia: hospital! Go nitro!" Roxas yelled as soon as he, Sora, Kairi and Naminé got isnide. Hayner, Olette and Seifer stared at them.

"The hospital? Why do you need to go there?" Olette asked, tilting her head to look over Hayner and at the quartet. The limo then swerved dangerously as Mar pressed the nitro button. They all looked at Naminé, who looked at Kairi. Then, they all looked at Kairi. Kairi took a deep breath, and started to explain.

"Alright, chickies! We're here! Good luck, Naminé!" Yelled the man with the Flower Power as they all exited the limo. They rushed inside and soon got a hospital room.

"Only one person." Said the doctor once he realized they were ALL inside the E.R. Hayner, Olette, and Sora went outside and joined Seifer(unfortunately) in the waiting room. Inside, they knew Roxas and Kairi would be debating who would stay in her room. What were they doing inside the room? Arguing, of course.

"I'm gonna stay with my sister! Blood before love!" Kairi yelled, stomping on the floor. Roxas shook his head.

"Well, I can comfort her more than you can! Besides, you get annoying after a long time!" He countered, the doctor now backing away in fear.

"You can get annoying at times, too! You'd probably drag her down with a comment like a tumor in tha-" Before Kairi could finish, Naminé stepped in between the two and smiled.

"Kairi, maybe Roxas could stay with me this time. Next time you can, alright?" She asked, Kairi walking away and kicking his right shin before leaving. When she walked outside, they were all singing '99 bottles of Shinra on the wall'.

She instantly knew this was going to take a loooong time...

"'Kay, guys, for the seventeenth time! From the top!" Olette yelled, all their voices were so hoarse for singing '99 bottles of Shinra on the wall' for seventeen times straight. "99 bottles of Shinra on the wall..." They all began, when the doctor scurried out, looking more worried than it looked possible.

"Doctor! What's wrong?" Kairi shouted, clearing her throat and grabbing the doctor's arm. The doctor, who had been hyperventilating, immediately stopped and took a deep breath.

"Cancer...cancer! Miss Mizu has throat cancer! We never even saw it coming!" the doctor shouted, and tried to scurry away, but Kairi tightened her grip on the doctor's arm. "I know what you want to know! We caught it late...VERY late...no possible chances of her surviving...and she'll die...in a month, tops."

Everything was silent, very silent. Then, they heard that long, dreadful note that signaled the ending of everything to one person, but also opened up many planes to the Spiritual World as well. Kairi released her grip as she stood in shock, mouth open. It took her a while to register the information, and as soon as she did, she took some reeling steps backwards, then fainted. Sora caught her, though, and sent a look at everyone. In comes Roxas, from the E.R. with a face so white it looked of porcelain.

"I...I promised Naminé...I promised her I'd protect her. In the end, it didn't even matter...I broke my promise to her." Roxas said, sitting down on a seat and looking at each other. One question resonated within everyone's minds.

I can safely say I did not expect this would happen...

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HnH: 'Kay guys, I'm gonna finish this up as soon as I possible! This story is getting reeaalllyyy boring for me, and I had a ton more twists but I'd rather not do them. This story may end in...oh, 3 or 4 chapters?

HnH: I know the Naminé-having-throat-cancer-and-dying thing was very random, but I didn't want to kill off Olette like I originally intended so I did her instead.

Roxas: I cannot believe you killed off MY GIRLFRIEND!

HnH: Don't worry, it's all good. ;) So, story'll end in 3 or 4 chapters, no sequel, I'm gonna finish this story off as soon as possible! Next chapter should have around 3000 words MAX.

Roxas: Good, then you can start your next story with tons of me and Naminé-ness in it!