Dear Diary,

I was riding in my red Ferrari, with my beautiful fiancé in the passenger seat. I was rich enough too have a Ferrari, a Corvette, and I just gave my fiancé, Olette, an 19,999 dollar necklace that was made of almost every gem imaginable. I didn't have a huge mansion with tons of maids, I wasn't that rich. Anyway, now that you know a little about me, I should start with my name: I'm Tsukikage Hayner. I'm going to get married to Strife Olette in eight months.

Now you're wondering what I'm doing in my Ferrari, with my drop-dead gorgeous to-be wife, just riding around? Well, Olette was a conservative so she didn't like taking useless car rides, to tell you one thing. Ah...before we get to what you all really want to know(I'm not stupid, you know!) I'll tell you what made me such a big celebrity. Olette's a BIG star actress, she won the Oscar twice. I'm a surgeon. Don't laugh! I'm serious! I'm like, the best surgeon out there! I didn't play video games for some days straight for nothing! I do all types of surgery, though. If you have problems, come to me.

I'm 25, as is everyone else you're curious about. Except Seifer, he's 24. Oh! About my half-brother, he became the next James Bond, Agent 007 or whatever person. There were a lot of movies about him and his undercover spy work. Which was pretty cool, I've got to say. Get this: he's engaged to Fuu, who became some therapist of some sort! The only job she can obtain without having to talk too much. Alright, now the reason why I'm riding in my Ferrari with Olette is because once we all graduated from high school, we decided to hold a part at the Hikaru's on December 7th. What was today? December 7th!

Well, Roxas and Sora OBVIOUSLY didn't live together anymore, so I was driving to Roxas' house. Why? BECAUSE HE WAS A MULTI-CAWDRILLIONAIRE! I'm serious! He and Naminé had been married for two years(their marriage was HUGE! Sora and Kairi, and Yuna and Tidus' wedding really paled in comparison, but they weren't filthy stinking rich like Roxas was!) Anyway, they have twin daughters that are only a couple of months old, the older one is named Skye after Sora, and the younger one is named Umiri after Kairi. It's funny, actually. Sora means sky, and 'Umi' means 'Ocean' and 'Kai' is 'Sea'. That's so weird!

Anyway, they have this HUGGGEEEEE mansion with five floors! The fifth floor holds the olympic-sized indoor pool that's, like, 15 feet deep,(it also has pretty lights, and the jacuzzi is amazing!) the fourth floor is the indoor ice rink, the third floor is where all the maids and servants/butlers cook/sleep/whatever, the second floor is where all of the guest rooms(which are like, Imperial Suites) and Roxas and Naminé's room are, and the first floor is the living room, the dining room, and the playroom. Oh my Kami-sama, they have the best cook in like, the WORLD living with them! It's crazy!

Oh, they own an art studio where Naminé(a very famous artist) teaches young kids how to draw, a private bowling alley right near their house, they also OWN a private yacht club, they have a strip of beach reserved just for them, their backyard is a beautiful, big, crystal clear lake and TONS of land-they have so much more stuff that it'd take forever to list it all! Anyway, Roxas was an extremely famous singer, everyone like, loved him. He also did the voices of a couple of cartoons/video games, starred in a couple of T.V shows and movies! There is not anyone in the world that does not buy painting from Naminé or wishes they had a CD from Roxas.

They own, like, thirteen limos, five Ferraris, a COACH BUS, three Hummers, and two BMWs. Oh! Did I mention? Roxas donates like, a zillion dollars for the cure of throat cancer, and he donates, like, a lot to homeless people. I don't know how they can be SO RICH! I'm not jealous, actually. I have special, VIP backstage passes and invites to like, everything they own. The guards at the personal night club that they own know me by heart. I can use any of their cars I want, they even offered me a Hummer once, but I turned the offer down.

Ok, I'm KIND OF jealous of them. They're so rich, and they're so nice! They donate like, quarter of what they make(added together, which is like, a trillion dollars!) to the poverty in this world. It's a great thing to see. I donate a lot of my money to poverty and cancer and things like that, but... They have, like, the best house EVER that's right next to this waterfall, in the secluded part of Destiny Islands. Okay. Enough about them and their excessive richness. Let's see...five down, four to go!

Sora and Kairi. Kairi's a teacher, but she's on maternal leave because she's pregnant with triplets!(That must be a lot of work! I feel sorry for Sora. Oh well!) Sora was a talk show host(he was the male version of Oprah, and just as known). Kairi could've gotten a better job, but she decided not to. She said that she loves her job, teaching snobby little kids. Oh well...whatever floats her boat...Their house is nice, or at least, so I'm told. I've never really SEEN it, though... I've never seen Tidus and Yuna's home, either.

Right! About them. Yuna's an author, and Tidus is a weatherman! I watch him on Disney News. Disney is like, the biggest Channel EVER. Everyone watches it. The funny thing is, that Yuna wrote a book called 'Sherri Lotter', it was so bought that they made it into a movie and guess who played the Head Witch(it had to do with magical things)? None other than Olette! The only problem was, she refused to take off her engagement ring, so they made a joke about it in the movie. Yuna named the Head Witch Professor Slifé.(See any resemblance?) She did that on purpose! When she wrote the book, she knew Olette was an actress and would love to take the part.(Yuna assumed she would get this book made into a movie, as the majority of her books did) I remember the scene clearly:

(Olette) Professor Slifé: Oh! Professors Sishirube and Midou! What a pleasant surprise! What brings you here?

(Squall) Professor Midou: We saw your engagement ring. Who's the lucky guy?

(Olette) Professor Slifé: -giggle- Oh, the famous Wizard who invented the spells Lunari, Almadissement and Taiyozu! Hayne Tsukikari!

Olette was supposed to be shooting the sequel of the book today, but she thought the party was more important! Well, that's what everyone's doing...pretty interesting, right?

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Hayner brought his ever-so-famous 'journal' with him to my party. We all know it's a diary! It has a key and everything! Well, I, Hikaru Roxas, am writing in this diary now, because Hayner forgot out one very important fact: the Organization! I know what they're all doing, so, Diary, I thought I'd let you know. You're just a book with blank pages anyway, but, Hayner insists that you have feelings and whatever. He said I better apologize or else. Now the maid that has a gigantic crush on me, Elena, is pulling him back and telling him to be a good boy and not attack me. Haha Hayner. Haha.

I better get on with this, but hopefully this isn't erasable pen I'm writing with. Oh! Naminé just told this is permanent pen I'm writing with. IN YOUR FACE, HAYNER. THESE WORDS WILL BE FOREVER IMPRINTED IN THIS DIARY! Well, onto the task at hand...I get too carried away these days.

The Organization? Well, I'm a big sponsor to Vexen's research, he came up with a cure for lung cancer and is working on throat cancer. That's who I donate all my money to. Since I was a former Organization member(in public, I HAVE to wear my cloak unless I want rabid fangirls to propose to me. That actually happened twice, while I was walking with my WIFE.) I still visit the Mansion((I took pity on them because they lost the Home That Never Was to a bug exterminator company, and I bought them this fancy mansion)) That Never Was.

Axel and Larxene married, and have twins named Roxanne(guess who's she's named after) and Narone, who are both three now. Everyone knows that they will be the next generation of 13th Order and Organization 13. Larxene actually does the weather with Tidus. In fact, once Disney News showed 'behind the scenes' for the Weather, and it showed them arguing about whether it would be a sunny or thundery day! It was so funny! I have a tape of it. Axel is the best mechanic out there, but his only problem is that...well, let's just say there are some cars out there that have chakram-shaped wheels.

Demyx didn't find his soulmate, yet, but everyone's trying to hook him up with someone! Yeah, he's immature and childish...but he deserves someone. I think he's seeing some girl named Koiree. I'm not too sure, but Axel tells me Demyx even let her play Melody. Oh my Kami-sama. That's GOT to be serious. If anyone besides Demyx EVER touches Melody...oh my Kami it's scary. Demyx is a nice, weak person that wouldn't(and couldn't) hurt a fly, but if you touch his sitar he will hunt you down. I remember Saix had to stay up in a tree for three days once and he was in BESERK mode! Saix? Yeah...he's some therapist that helps people with their anger management problems.

Xigbar became a professional surfer and is teaching little kids how to surf. When I went to the Mansion that Never Was, there were these bunches of little kids following around Xigbar like he was some Kami or something, and talking in surfology. Xaldin? He teaches yoga now. Never knew he was into that. Go figure. I forgot Xemnas. He just runs the house, as always. I pay the monthly fee, so they don't have to worry about money, but the Organization wants to pay me back. They're so nice!...Naminé made me write that, JUST FOR THE RECORD.

Anyway...um...Luxord runs the Casinos in Twilight Town. Once we all went over there and had a bunch of fun gambling and stuff, and Luxord pointed out which ones gave out a million dollars easier. Zexion is a house designer. He actually designed my house, but it wasn't built from scratch. I mean, he told me where to put everything and what color would look good where and etctera. HE's a room designer, too. Never knew he had it in him. Marluxia ran a florist shop that was actually flourishing quite nicely...

Who am I forgetting? Hayner is screaming in my ear so I'm having a hard time concentrating...If I'm forgetting everyo-

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I told Roxas to take care of his kids. He's so neglecting! Even though they're asleep...I don't care! First, I lose the bet to kiss a girl first, and now Roxas became a father before I do! It's not fair! I'm the older twin, and he's like...Bill Gates or someone! He and Naminé are the biggest celebrities out there! His kids are going to inherit all their money...lucky...

OH! RIGHT! Kairi just reminded me that I have to tell you about Riku! Well, Riku is married to some girl named Keiko, and they moved away to Traverse Town, a town very far away from here. Now we get to party! Life's great so far! everyone wants to sign the end of this entry differently! Kami-sama they're tackling me now, and I'm going to DDDDDIIIIIII-

Sincerely,

Hikaru Sora, Roxas, Kairi, and Naminé.

Best Wishes in Future Years,

Himawari Tidus and Yuna.

Love,

Tsukikage Hayner and Strife Olette.

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And that's the way it went.