The Addiction vs. The Surfer Bros

Disclaimer: This is for the TDW Tag team Titles. ENJOY! P.S. Frankie kazarian joined the Bullet Club at a Ring of Honor taping last night, but this is how I would have done it.

"Welcome back, and this is going to be one of the most brutal tag team matches we have seen in recent memory when The Surfers face off against The Addiction but first Geoff and Brody are backstage with Funaki." Jim Ross said as Funaki was backstage with The Surfers.

"Please welcome the TDW Tag Team Champions, Geoff and Brody also known as The Surfer Bros are going up against The Addiction in a TDW Tag Team Title Match in just a minute so any thoughts going into this Brooklyn Deathmatch?" Funaki asked them.

"The Addiction, are known for their dirty tactics but this is no DQ so we can fight back in Brooklyn." Geoff said as the crowd popped.

"We can kick their asses all over Brooklyn tonight." Brody said as the crowd popped again.

"Cody, Harold, at Barely Legal...we will walk into Madison Square Garden and walk out still the TDW Tag Team Champions." Geoff said as they left the ring.

"Jim Ross, Edge, and Joey Styles, we go back to you at ringside." Funaki said as the camera returned to the ringside area.

"Let's go to the ring." Joey Styles said before the bell rang.

"The following contest is a Brooklyn Deathmatch and it is for the TDW Tag Team Championship." Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered.

"This crowd will love this match." Edge said to Joey Styles and Jim Ross.

"Get Yourself Addicted" by VexTemper played as the crowd began to boo, then Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian came out to boos as they wore New England Patriots Jerseys and had a couple of kendo sticks with them and the crowd heavily booed them.

"Introducing first, the challengers...at a combined weight of 447 Pounds, Christopher Daniels...and Frankie Kazarian, The Addiction!" Justin Roberts announced as they got into the ring and the music got cut as "Bonfire" by Knife Party began to play.

Geoff and Brody arrived sporting Brookyln Nets Jerseys.

"Their opponents...from Vancouver British Columbia Canada, at a combined weight of 506 Pounds, they are the current TDW Tag Team Champions, they are Geoff Michaels, and Brody Sharp, the Surfer Bros!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered loudly and they had weapons of their own as they had two tables, two barbed wire baseball bats, two kendo sticks a bed of barbed wire, and even a bag of thousands of thumbtacks.

"The Surfers came prepared tonight but how are they going to get ready for Cody and Harold this Sunday at Barely Legal?" Joey Stlyes asked Jim Ross.

"Who knows, we haven't seen Cody and Harold in action in weeks." Jim Ross replied back as they got into the ring and the bell sounded and the four men began to hammer away at each other.

"Here we go and this Brookyln Deathmatch is underway!" Joey Styles said as the match started and The Surfer Bros began working away on The Addiction as Geoff nailed a Spinebuster on Frankie Kazarian.

"Geoff nails a Spinebuster on Kazarian and that leaves Christopher Daniels alone with the Surfers." Joey Styles said before Brody grabbed one of their wooden tables and set it up and Geoff nailed another Spinebuster as Geoff gets lighter fluid and poured it on the table and on one of the kendo sticks as Brody poured some Broken Glass on it and the crowd went Bananas.

"Oh dear God." Joey said as the table which had Broken Glass plus lighter fluid on the kendo stick was lit, and then the table was lit and the crowd came unglued.

"This crowd has gone nuts." Joey Styles said as Geoff was about to nail Category 5 early but Christopher Daniels blocked it and Frankie Kazarian got up as he, and Christopher Daniels nailed a double powerbomb to Geoff through the lit table which had broken glass as the crowd went crazy.

"OH MY GOD!" Joey Styles screamed out.

"MY GOD! GEOFF MICHAELS WAS PUT THROUGH A FLAMING BROKEN GLASS TABLE! THIS CROWD AT THE BARCLAYS CENTER HAS GONE UNGLUED!" Jim Ross said as Christopher Daniels went for the cover.

"1...2..." The ref counted before Brody broke it up and began whacking Daniels in the head with a barbed wire baseball bat many times until Christopher Daniels started to bleed from his head and Frankie Kazarian grabbed a barbed wire wrapped cheese grater.

"Christopher Daniels is now bloodied up in retaliation for what happened and Kazarian is going to respond back." Jim Ross said as Kazarian used the Cheese Grater on Brody's head thus making him bleed as well as now Geoff and Brody were now bleeding.

"All 4 men are bleeding from the head and this match is insane." Joey Styles said as the crowd started to chant "TDW" several times before the lights were turned out and the crowd was confused.

"What the hell?" Edge asked as the lights were out for another minute and the lights turned back on in the crowd gave out a mixed reaction because it was Bullet Club and the following members were there...Adam Cole, Kenny Omega, Matt and Nick Jackson, Tama Tonga, Tanga Roa, Cody (Cody Rhodes not Cody Andersen), and the other founder of the Bullet Club which was Bad Luck Fale as the crowd went crazy.

"IT'S THE BULLET CLUB! THEY ARE HERE TWO WEEKS EARLY!" Edge shouted out.

"In two weeks Total Drama Wrestling comes to Japan to face off against New Japan Pro Wrestling, and they are looking at The Addiction and The Surfers with intent to invade." Jim Ross said as Frankie looks at Christopher Daniels and nails a low blow and starts beating the crap out of him.

"What the hell?!" Edge said in shock.

"What is this?!" Joey Styles asked in surprise.

"Frankie Kazarian the man who has won five tag team titles has joined The Bullet Club and here come the Surfers fighting back." Jim Ross said before they began to fight back with weapons running the Bullet Club off as Geoff looked at Christopher Daniels with concern.

"This match does not even matter anymore." Edge said as Geoff pinned Christopher quickly to finish the match.

"1...2...3!" The ref counted and The Surfers won the match.

"Your winners and still the TDW Tag Team Champions, The Surfers!" Justin Roberts announced as Geoff pulled Christopher Daniels up and Brody got a microphone.

"You okay man?" Brody asked him.

"I'm fine, but I'm mad that my best friend would join the dark side." Christopher Daniels said to them.

"Let's go backstage dude, we'll cool down...besides we need to get ready for this Sunday against Cody and Harold." Geoff said as the three men shook hands and the crowd applauded that show of sportsmanship before the three bloodied men left the ring.

"We'll be back with the 4-way elimination match for the number-one contender ship of the TDW Hardcore Championship." Jim Ross said as the camera faded to black.

I was a bit inconsistant with the match card for this episode and I apologize for that, Trent was gonna face Kenny Omega originally then, he was gonna face Hernandez and then he faced Duncan.

I'm sorry about that.

About the finish of this match it's because Frankie Kazarian already turned on Christopher Daniels last night, anyway...now that we got that out of the way.

This next match is a 4-way dance between Chris McLean, Ezekiel Harris, former TDW Hardcore Champion Brick McArthur, and this special guest 5-time ECW World Champion The Sandman!

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