The wackiest story ever…….
I wrote it a few weeks ago, since it was write this or watch "Finding Nemo" in Spanish.
Stuff in ITALICS is when someone's doing something.
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Characters from:
Chuck Norris
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Dora the Explorer
Gungrave
Kindom Hearts/Final Fantasy
Transformers
DC Comics
Leeroy Jenkins
A dog
Marvel Comics
Foamy
Captain Planet
Mr T.
Megaman
Vin Diesel
Karate Kid
Shonen Jump
Beavis and Butthead
Evangelion
Pootie Tang
Futurama
Invader Zim
Power Rangers
Newgrounds
Bill & Ted
Harry Potter
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Chuck Norris: OK, Skeletor, If I'm gonna help you fight He-Man, you need to come up with a plan.
Skeletor: It's simple. We'll have Beast Man order a flying creature to piss all over Castle Greyskull! Then, since it will be yellow, it must be called Castle Yellowskull! He-Man's power is drawn from Castle Greyskull, so Castle Yellowskull will grant him NOTHING!
Chuck Norris: ... THAT IS THE STUPIDEST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD!
Dora: Muy Bien! gets grabbed by Zombie AHHH! No bueno!
Beyond the Grave: ... EMO
Optimus Prime: Now, I use my awesome power to transform into a truck! Transformy sounds HONK!
Batman: That's all you can do? At least the Decepticons turn into tanks and stuff. All you can do is drive, honk, and turn into a big robot.
Optimus Prime: BUT, can YOU turn into a truck?
Batman: ...
Megatron: But can YOU shoot people when you transform? Take THAT, Prime! I win again! I don't turn into some lame truck, I'm a GUN!
Guess Who: LEEROY JENKINS!
Spike: woof!
Juggernaut: I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!
Foamy: You know what I REALLY hate? When people call themselves the Juggernaut!
Dr. Bruce Banner: But he IS the Juggernaut.
Captain Planet: The Juggernaut blew up a dam, I must defeat him!
Juggernaut: You can't be serious! Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch! I'm gonna kill'em, I'm gonna rape'em, I'm gonna eat his fuckin costume! Grabs Captian Planet
Random Dude: I HAVE NO LEGS!
Mr. T: I pity the fool who don't got legs!
Megaman: Quick, Lan! Put in a "New Legs" Battlechip so we're not pitied by Mr T!
Lan: But I traded that chip for some curry!
Captain America: Has anyone seen my shield? It's circular, shiny, and has a big star on it. Kinda indestructable...
Vin Diesel: Is this yours? Points to shield lodged in his back
Captain America: Oops.
Sephiroth: Maybe that Keyblade will choose me as its wielder when I defeat Sora!
Chuck Norris: What are you, retarded? Why do you want an oversized key? You have THAT THING! Points to Sephiroth's insanely large sword
Sephiroth: I AM retarded.
He-Man: By the power of Chuck Norris! explodes
Daniel: Mister Miyagi! I got a girlfriend! Mister Miyagi!
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-son! I teach you new technique! It called, "Hump like dog!"
Sasuke: Man, our battles take like, 12 episodes.
Sakura: Yeah, Shonen Jump makes stuff boring. Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean we dont get bored!
Naruto: HELP! I've been taking a piss for like, 4 episodes! I'm dehydrated!
Skeletor: YES! My Shonen Jump minion's power to make things go forever shall transform Castle Greyskull into Castle Yellowskull!
Naruto: But I'm dehydrated!
Skeletor: SILENCE MINION! Here's a bottle of water.
Chuck Norris: I probably shouldn't tell him what happened to He-Man...
Standup Comedian: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as Chuck Norris says to chuck, BITCH!
Beavis: 'hehehehe' That dude is a doctor. 'hehehe'
Butthead: 'huhuhuh' Watch this. Kicks Banner in the nuts
Dr. Banner: ARRG! HULK SMASH! Jumps to New York and wrecks stuff
Random Asian Guy: This is why I left Tokyo!
Shinji Ikari: EMO
Asuka Langley Shoryu: EMO
Rei Ayanami: EMO
Beyond the Grave: ... EMO
Blob: No one moves the BLOB!
Chuck Norris: Roundhouse kicks Blob to the moon
Prof. X: Chuck Norris moves the Blob, bitch.
Pootie Tang: #$!#$
Author's Note: WTF? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS POOTIE TANG!
Prof. Farnsworth: This universal translator can translate any speech. Unfortunately, it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language. Observe... "Hello"
Translator: Bonjour
Prof. Farnsworth: CURSES!
Zim: GIR!
Gir: Maybe. breakdances
Zim: GIR! Stop that infernal dance and come here.
Gir: explodes
Every Single Power Ranger: AHHHHH! All Jump in an insanely fake, Uber-Dramatic fashion
Bender: AHAHA! Steals all the Power Rangers' fake weapons
Pootie Tang!!$!&
Translator: Bonjour
Dr. Doom: I will destroy the Fantastic Four!
Mr. Fantastic: We booted the invisible chick, we're the Fantastic Three now.
Dr. Doom:... OK, cool. Wanna have a barbecue?
Pico: Dude, you guys wanna go to the barbecue?
Shinji: EMO No... It's pointless.
Asuka: EMO ...pointlesssssss...
Rei: EMO ...Go away
Pico: I DONT UNDERSTAND! EMO-TALK IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION!
Juggernaut: I killed 'em and I raped 'em and I ate his fuckin costume because I'm the goddam Juggernaut Bitch! I dont give damn!
Bill: Radical!
Ted: Awesome!
Bill: Dude!
Ted: Woah!
Bill: Gnarly!
Ted: ... DUDE!
Bill&Ted: WYLDE STALLYNS!
Harry: Abracadabra! Points wand at book
Hermoine: You know, these books would be much more interesing if the word "wand" was replaced with "wood."
Chuck Norris: And it is done!
JK Rowling: My books' popularity has gone up tenfold! Now I can retire and leave all of my fans to write their own damn ending on Well, now that we're retired, wanna go into the closet Hermoine?
Hermoine: WHAT?
Harry: Only a slut would have THAT done, Grabs wood and points at Hermoine
Hermoine: Grabs Harry's wood and it shoots her in the chest
Chuck Norris: I KNEW it would be more interesting.
Ron: Shoots Hermoine in the face with his wood
Hermoine: Grabs her wood and shoots Harry and Ron
Chuck Norris: VERY interesting.
Naruto: OK! It's all yellow!
Skeletor: Now, we wait for He-Man
Chuck Norris: Maybe I SHOULD tell him... Nah!
Harry and Ron: Shoot Hermoine in the face with their wood
Sasuke: Naruto, why were you pissing for 6 episodes?
Naruto: What else was there to do? The only thing going on is Kakashi eating a sandwich. That'll last until Next Year.
Sakura: Naruto! It's only a sandwich! Even at Shonen Jump speed, It'll take 2 episodes at most.
Naruto: It's from Subway.
Sakura+Sasuke: Oh.
By the time Kakashi finished his Subway sandwich...
Sasuke: Sakura! You know Tommy can't throw shurikens yet!
Sakura: But he's 7!
Naruto: AHAHA! I'M THE HOKAGE NOW!
Kakashi: Hey guys, I'm back from Subway!
Sasuke: I dont wanna be a ninja anymore.
Kakashi: Why not?
Sasuke: It's been almost 10 years since you left. Me and Sakura had a kid, and got married.
Naruto: And I'm the Hokage!
Hinata: And I'm the Hokage's fine sweet-ass bitch!
At Castle Yellowskull...
Skeletor: WHERE IS HE-MAN?
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Well, I hoped you laughed!
R&R, I might do another one if people actually like it.