Do not own Naruto

This is a Naru/harem but not Hinata or Sakura list will be at the bottom

With Naruto's girls not going into detailed with descriptions never was good at that but will hold some details

''talking''

'' non-human abrasions /demons''

''technique/jutsu''

''thinking''

The next day with the detective handbooks in hand Naruto is at the academy before anyone to see what team he is on with at the back of the room with Botan sitting next to him and she asked ''so Naruto what team do you think you will be on''

Naruto puts the book down and thinks about what his partner just asked then replies ''I think of three thing that the old man will do''

''and what would those be'' Botan asked

''he would ether one of the following one make a four-man team with two senseis with one or both knowing about my side job, two stick me as a reserve member or three give me my own sensei that knows about my other job'' Naruto answered

Knowing what the new detective was on about the blue-haired said ''I guess your right after all if it was a normal team and there is a case then the team wouldn't be able to go on proper missions''

''right'' Naruto said then goes back to his book

After about ten more minutes the student that passed the first part of the started to enter and when Kiba walked in and saw Naruto and Botan he walked up to the duo and says ''hey dope what are you doing here''

Naruto looks up from his book and looks at Kiba and says ''well dog boy I did a make-up test that the hokage gave me himself and passed with flying colours now piss of you are bothering me and Botan here'' then he goes back to his book

Kiba turns to Botan and says ''well hello may I ask on who are you and why are you hanging around this loser when you can have an alpha like me and maybe if you're lucky I can rock your world''

Botan looks at Kiba while catching the hidden meaning said ''well it's nice to meet you Kiba I am Botan, and I don't think you can handle me and as for why I am with Naruto well let's just say that we have a partnership''

''well then maybe if you cancel it then we can have that partnership'' Kiba said

''sorry but this partnership is with Naruto's clan and my clan'' Botan said using the cover story that Naruto and his fiancées came up with

From the doorway Sasuke said 'what clan did the dope came from''

''well, I thought that it would be obvious as it is my family name just like yours teme'' Naruto said

''well then what happened to them then'' Sasuke asked

''well, they were wiped out during the third shinobi war'' Naruto answered

''sound like you clan was as pathetic as you are'' Sasuke said

Naruto was not pleased by what the emo just said but instead of getting angry he just smirked and said ''well if my clan was pathetic then what does that make yours after all took three major villages to destroy the island of Uzu and still took out a third of its forces while yours took a few hours and by one person''

Sakura and Ino came rushing in and the former said ''ha take that Ino-pig I win'' and then she saw Naruto with Botan and she said ''Naruto-baka what are you doing here and did you pay this whore to be with you just so you can get a be with me well jive up that will never happen and I will tell you why you are a loser that nobody wants and I am sure the feeling was the same with your parents''

Botan not liking what the pink-haired girl said and summoned her oar then she batted girl that called her a whore as well as said that Kushina didn't love him then said ''if I was you girl I would shut up before you say something that you won't have time to regret and also for the record Naruto never liked you''

Before anyone could say anything about what just happened Iruka came and sees then crack in the wall then asked ''okay what happened''

Botan was the quickest by saying ''well Iruka that girl over there said a few that got me a bit mad and well you know the result'' then she nudges Naruto to put the handbook way

''so, what did she say'' Iruka said then goes on to ask ''and I take it you are Botan right''

''that's right I am Botan and as for what she said Well she called me a whore and that Naruto parents didn't love him'' Botan relied

''while I don't like it done in my classroom I get that she needed to be taught a lesson about what to call people and what not to'' Iruka said then goes on to say ''alright sit down and I will tell you what team you're on thought one of them will be unique as it will have two senseis and four genin and one of the genin will have an assistant''

''Iruka sensei what team will be getting the second sensei and who will be getting the assistant'' Ino asked

''whatever team Naruto is on'' Iruka replied

Sasuke was not happy that Naruto was getting the assistant then said ''what I demand that I get the assistant''

''well Sasuke I can't do anything about it'' Iruka said

Sasuke growled a little then stood up then went to where Naruto was sitting and said ''dope I demand you let me have the assistant''

''sorry teme but that's not going to happen as this agreement was made between our two can long before your clan and it will be a dishonour to both my clan and Botan's if we didn't keep to it and that is one thing I will not do and sully the Uzumaki name and I am sure it's then same for Botan as well'' Naruto said

Botan nodded and said ''that's right and even thought my clan is like the Uzumaki clan is practically gone I will still honour any and all agreements they had made before I was born''

Sasuke was about to say something when Iruka said ''that is enough Sasuke go and sit down I still have a job to do which is to tell you what your teams are so you can continue to try and get your way after I am done''

Sasuke reluctantly did as he was told but not before saying to Naruto and Botan ''this isn't over I will get her as my assistant and looking at her she would make a great mother to my children''

Not like what Sasuke was implying Naruto just said ''if you think you can just come over here and try and get us to abandon our clan duties then you have another thing coming and if you do going to your ass wipes well, they can't do anything heck nether van the hokage which is why he did what he did because of the Uzumaki side of the deal''

Shikamaru opens one eye ad asked ''a what is the deal between your two clans also why does Botan feel different somehow''

Naruto turned to face the lazy genius and said ''sorry Shika but that is between our clans, and I am sure if you used that head of your more then normal then you might figure it out'' then he turned back to the teacher and said ''you were saying Iruka''

''right now, then'' Iruka begin to say and Naruto drones him out until he hears the sensei said '' okay next team will be the team of four will be made of Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha''

Sakura interrupted Iruka by shouting ''haa beat that Ino pig true love wins''

Not sure what to say Iruka simply said ''okay moving on and your third full time teammate will be Sai as well as Naruto Uzumaki and his assistant Botan'' which was followed by a bang due to a head hitting the table ''and your Senseis will be Kakashi and Anko and the latter will be taking Naruto away from time to time''

Sasuke got up and said ''and what will the dope be doing when that happens''

''I am not sure but I suspect that it has something to do with the deal between the two clans and Anko Hokage knows about what the deal is which is why Anko Naruto and Botan is not apart of any team'' Iruka replied then he continues the teams ''now then lets continue team eight is Hinata Hyuga Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame and your sensei is Kurenai Yūhi team nine is still in operation and team ten is be Ino Yamanaka Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi''

Ino not liking the team said ''what how came I get the lazy ass and fatso and while Sakura get to be with my Sasuke''

Iruka sweat drops and said ''unfortunately Ino io don't know the team placements are done by the Hokage and the sensei can only request the genin they want but the final decision falls to the hokage so what here until your sensei'' then he left

After waiting for about fifteen minutes outside the classroom of soon to be ninjas was most of the sensei and Kurenai was getting annoyed by a man with a beard when she said ''enough Asuma I have told you time and time again I already told you Asuma I am not interested in you I already have someone I like and all goes well I plan to marry him within the next week'' back inside the classroom Naruto was blushing by what Kurenai said

''well then at least tell me who it is'' Asuma asked

''and what so you can threaten him I don't think so also it was done via a contact so you will need to fight him and beat him but for it to be a valid fight you need to do the same and the last time I checked you don't have a marriage contract to you'' Kurenai asked/said

''we then if you know that much then you know that I can't do much if I wanted to so why not tell me who it is'' Asuma said hoping she didn't know the other way

''and as I said so you can threaten him do you think I am stupid Asuma because I and my friend looked up marriage contract after we formed one so I also know that the contract can be cancelled if me or my spouse cancel the contract ourselves so I think I will keep that info to myself for now'' Kurenai said then she goes into the classroom and said ''hello I am Kurenai and team eight with me'' cause Hinata Kiba and Shino to get up and followed their sensei after that the rest of the senseis collected their teams leaving team seven

After waiting about three hours the door finally open reviling a man with gravity defying silver hair and he was also wearing a mask and he said ''the first impression is you are all boring meet me on the roof'' then he disappeared

The group of five headed to the roof Sasuke Sakura and sai via the stairs while Naruto and Botan put the window Naruto using the fly KI technique and Botan using her oar ad when the duo got to the roof, they were met with a hug from Anko and Kakashi who was reading the same type of books that Naruto saw the hokage reading when he thought no one was around

After a few minutes, the other teammates came thought the door and upon seeing Naruto Sasuke said ''hey dope how did you get here before us''

''well, teme I know a technique that allows me to fly and no I will not teach you how to use it so don't bother demanding then whine to council like you always do'' Naruto said knowing what the Uchiha was like then he turned to Kakashi and said ''well we are all here so what now''

''well now we are doing to introduce ourselves'' Kakashi said

''how about you show us how it is done sensei'' Sakura said

Shrugging a little Kakashi said ''my name is Kakashi Hatake, I have a few like and dislike got a couple of hobbies that I like to do, and my dream is well that remains to be seen'' then he points to Anko and said ''your turn Anko''

''name is Anko my likes are eating dango hanging around my friends and special someone and my work at T&I I have a few dislike but my top one is my old sensei hobbies are hanging around me friends and special someone think up ways new way to torture someone and I have three dreams one is to have a family with my special someone two is to kill my old sensei and I am not telling you about my third one is''

''okay your next pinkie'' Kakashi said as he points to Sakura

Sakura nods the says ''I am Sakura my like a'' then she giggles ''dislike are Ino-pig and Naru-baka hobbies are'' looks at Sasuke but says nothing ''and my dream is'' gains a far of look

''great just what we need a fucking fangirl'' Naruto and Anko both thought

''I wander what that's about'' Botan thought

''okay you next blondie'' Kakashi said not that bothered by what Sakura said

''I'm Naruto Uzumaki my like are my himes training and gardening dislike are arrogant people and morons my goal is to restore my clan to how it once was''

''right'' Kakashi said and thought ''like I would let you do that you little demon'' then he points to Sai and said ''okay your next''

''my name is Sai I have no dreams likes dislikes or hobbies'' Sai said

''moving on and last and not least you'' Kakashi says as he looks at Sasuke

''my name is Sasuke Uchiha I have a few dislikes and fewer like and my dream no my ambition is to kill someone'' Sasuke replied

Kakashi looks at Botan and said ''well you can go after all you will be spending some time with us as Naruto assistant which I have no idea what that is about''

''well Kakashi to simply put my clan works under someone important who has a task force who also act like his bodyguard and they are to deal with some abrasions but most of the time there are abrasions then the team so one of Naruto's ancestors the founder of the Uzumaki clan came to my bosses ancestor and told him his heritage and said that as long as they leave him and his family alone then he his family will help out with the abrasions and he agreed btu on the condition that he assign handlers to the Uzumaki that will help out and should the Uzumaki start to hurt innocent people for no reason then they are kill and with a firm hand shake and very special contract that is linked to the very power that both parties hold and should ether one brake it then the contract will take their power'' Botan explained

''so, you man to us that your clan are a bunch of babysitters'' Sasuke said

Botan ignores the remark and says ''any way let's get back on track my name is Botan you don't really need to know what my likes, dislike, hobbies and dreams are''

''right now, that the introductions are over you are free for the day but be at training ground seven tomorrow morning at seven for your genin test'' Kakashi said

''but sensei aren't we already genin'' Sakura asked, and Naruto starts to laugh causing Sakura to look at him and asks ''and what is so funny Naru-baka''

Naruto calms down and says ''you Sakura''

''and how am I funny'' Sakura asked

''you are the smartest kunoichi of this year but did you really think that becoming a ninja was as easy as the test we did last week even I knew that there was another part to it then what the academy test which is to weed out any and all ninja wannabes btu there are some that some how passes to this test is to show if we have true potential of becoming a ninja of the village'' Naruto replied

Before Sakura could say anything Kakashi said ''ohh and one more thing I sagest you don't have breakfast unless you want to see what you had for breakfast'' then he disappeared

Not wanting to stick around so Naruto along with Botan and Anko snuck away, and Naruto said as he walked somewhere ''yeah like hell I will do that''

Botan looks at Naruto and asks ''do what Naruto''

Knowing what Naruto was on about Anko said ''he isn't going to do what the cyclops suggested Botan''

''yeah, that would be a smart idea after all from what I have read about Saiyans is that they have large appetite and don't tend to think well if not eaten with is a certain time though that only effect a small percentage of them'' Botan said

''aint that the truth and I am one of the unlucky one in that department'' Naruto said

''well look on the bright side it is my duty as your handler to make sure you are at your best'' Botan said

''yeah, even though it is your duty as my handler I feel like I should do it some of the work'' Naruto said

''I know you feel that way as you have never relied on any one before well that has changed now'' Botan said

''she's even before you became a spirit detective you had me Nai-chan Hana-chan Yugao-chan and even Ayame to lean on but I guess by the time you did have us you were used to being on your own'' Anko said

''your right Anko before you five came into my life I had been on my own that I had to no one to rely on so I didn't rely on you five for that reason because I small part of me thought that it was a sign of weakness until I died so now that I have a second change I plan to rely on the ones that I care about even though it wont be easy for me'' Naruto said

''with the type of live you had I would be surprized it was now les tell the others this development'' Anko said as she grabbed both Naruto and Botan's hand then all but dragged them to find Naruto other fiancées

That all folks

Current Anko, Kurenai, Hana, Yugao Ayame

Going to join Koyuki, Shizune, Fem haku, Botan, Yukina

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