Don't own One piece

Luffy is going to have a harem list down the bottom

Luffy will still be a moron but will be wise with balance like the yin-yang

Luffy will have Shirahoshi's power to talk to the sea kings but will not activate it until he is sixteen (thanks to the theory about the two rulers) and will eat a devil fruit thought to be a myth instead of the Gum-Gum no mi (Hito-Hito no mi) will why I will choose these powers

''talking''

''thinking''

''attacks''

''animal talking''

Now let's start the show

Nami lead Luffy ton Buggy the Clown once they were in front of the clown pirate, she pushed Luffy and said ''I have captured the real thief Captain Buggy the Clown''

The leader of the Buggy pirate said ''not that I don't mind by why do you have a change of heart little girl''

Nami hands the map over and replies ''well you see I have been fighting with my boss more lately and I have had enough of it so I thought I could use this as a way to join your crew''

Buggy looks like he was getting angry when one member of his crew said ''Captain sure does look mad doesn't he''

''yeah, he does, and you know what that means don't you he is about it use his devil fruit power'' another member said

''really, he has devi, powers'' Luffy said to himself

Then Buggy started to laugh then he said ''you say that your fed up ay I will say this you are one amusing girl so f cause you can join my crew as I like you'' then he laughs again

Nami smiles and thinks ''sweet I have infiltrated the buggy pirates, it and this just proves that pirates are dumb and easy to manipulate''

A few minutes later Luffy is in a cage and asks ''umm guys can anyone tell me why I am in a cage''

Buggy and his men laugh a little then Buggy said ''ohh it's a good day to be a pirate'' then he turns his attention to Nami and said ''okay girl what do you call yourself''

''the name is Nami captain sir'' Nami replied

Buggy turns to he is side facing Nami and said ''alright crew this as an order we are going to celebrate for our new friend Nami here for joining us'' which get a lot of cheering

It wasn't long before everyone was having a good time and Nami was with the captain who said ''what the matter this party is for you so the least you could do is eat and drink more''

''I appreciate is captain, but I like to pace myself as I am a bit of a lightweight when it comes to alcohol'' Nami said

Buggy shrugs and said ''mah suit yourself then'' he takes a drink

''this is perfect now all I just have to do is wait for chance to get the chart again and maybe I am at it I could swipe his treasure as well'' Nami thought

Buggy laughed a bit then said ''alright crew is this a flashy party or what''

''it was sir'' the crew replied

''so, you know what that mean its time a buggy bull'' Buggy said then his crew started to cheer

Then three people ran off and after a few minutes they came back two of them was pulling a cannon then they secured it while the other one was carrying a red cannon ball with the Buggy jolly roger on it then he put it in the cannon then he said ''captain we are all set''

''good'' was all Buggy said

Nami who was watching had a bad feeling asked ''what are you doing with that''

''you will see soon enough so just watch and see the awesome power of the buggy ball'' Buggy relied then to his men said ''alright light it'' once the man lit the fuse everyone waited and watch to see wat will be the outcome then once the cannon fire it took out the whole row of houses

At the docks Makino Yuki and Zoro had arrived and saw the cannon fire and Makino asked ''what was that''

''you got me I looked like a cannon firing'' Zoro said

''your right but that was more powerful to be a normal cannonball'' Yuki said

Then one of the Buggy pirates said ''that kinda looked like one of the captains beloved buggy balls''

Zoro looked at the Buggy pirates then said ''Buggy balls huh''

Makino sighed then said ''well if Luffy is on this island that place would be the best please to start'' the heads to where the cannon fire was

Zoro looks at Makino as he walks behind her and asks ''and how can you be sure that he will there''

Yuki was the one to answer ''because we know him too well that when there is trouble be will somehow end up in the middle whether it is because of his noble or something else''

Back with Luffy and Nami the girl was in shock at the damage that the ball did then buggy said ''well now that was flashy don't you think Nami''

''well, it was flashy captain'' Nami replied

''alright now tell me do you think that b can conquer the grand line with these balls and my devil fruit power'' Buggy said/asked

''of cause you will captain there is no doubt in my mind'' Nami lied

''hey what are you talking about as it is my destiny to conquer the grand line'' Luffy said he heard the conversation between Buggy and Nami then he continued ''then once I have done that, I will become king of the pirates just I have been told well a king of something so I decided that it will be the king of the pirates''

''you idiot be quirt'' Nami said

Buggy who was getting angry at what Luffy was saying chuckled darkly then turned to Nami then said ''well now I can see why you are sick of him Nami''

''you got that right he thinks life is a big game and as such never takes anything seriously''

''I see so how about this I give you a buggy ball so you can blow your old boss up'' Buggy said which got a confused look from Nami but Buggy continued ''and this can be a test to prove your loyalty to your new captain which is me'' then he shouted to his men ''alright men aim the cannon at Nami's old boss so she can blow him up''

''yes sir'' the men said then two went to move the cannon while another went to get another buggy ball

Nami turns to Buggy and said ''you know what captain we don't have to finish him of now so why don't we get back to the party and have fun''

Buggy turns to Nami and said ''this is a good way of having more fun'' then he hands Nami a box of matches

As Nami looks at the box the buggy pirates were chanting ''fire''

Nami was looking at the matches she thought ''what do I do as if I don't do this then I will be killed but if I do then I am no better than I would be no better than Buggy and his crew''

''now Nami light the fuse'' Buggy said all the while Luffy could se that Nami was a bit hesitant in doing what was asked of her, but Buggy said ''hey what do you think you are light the cannon already''

''hey, your hands are this is what happens when you deal with pirates with half ass resolve like you had'' Luffy said

''resolve to do what exactly kill someone like it nothing'' Nami asked

''no'' Luffy replied

''then what is the resolve I need''

''you need the resolve to put your life on the live and don't worry that ball wouldn't leave a scratch on me'' Luffy replied and had a grin as he said the last part

Nami who was still hesitant about light the fuse didn't realise that someone was behind until he took the matches and said as he lit one up' 'hey you tease allow me to show you how to light the cannon''

As Nami realised what the pirate said everything went in slow motion the just before the pirate was about to light the fuse Nami pulled out three bits of wood and creates a wooden staff and knocks out the pirate and once she realised what had happened ''sorry about that I don't know what came over me''

''Nami what are you doing just shoot him and be done with it' Buggy said

''what's going on your saving now'' Luffy asked

''don't be such an idiot'' Nami shouted at Luffy then turned to face the pirates before continuing ''I did this more for myself as I refuse to go as low as these inhuman pirates''

''oh, I see anyway thanks all the same'' Luffy said

''a pirate took someone I care about and so I refuse to become one'' Nami said

''oh, I see then once this is over with maybe you can tell me who the pirate was so I can kick his ass'' Luffy said then he sees then fuse was lite then said in a calm manner ''well Nami looks like you were too late as the pirate had lit the fuse''

''what that's just great'' Nami said

''so, lets so if I have it right you think that we pirates are just inhuman filth'' Buggy asked then said ''alright men go and get her'' then four of Buggy men charged at Nami

Nami swung her staff and blocked an attack from one of the pirates then ducked as the other three was about to cut then she headed to the cannon and catching a glimpse at Luffy and thinks ''what is his problem it's like he doesn't have a sense of danger especially when there is a cannon pointing at him and the fuse is lite'' Nami got to the cannon and grabs the fuse burning her hands causing her to scream

''whoa'' Luffy said then he watches Nami screams as she tries to put out the fuse and before he could say anything the fuse went out then he saw three pirates was rushing to attack then Nami, so he said ''Nami look out''

Nami looks behind her and sees the three pirates coming so she closes her eyes as she waits for them to attack her not seeing that three people showed up then she heard ''well Makino looks like you were right''

''of cause I was as I said before he has a habit of getting into trouble'' Makino said

''also, you lot you really should know that's not nice to pick on the poor girl'' Zoro said

Luffy smiles then says ''ha Makino Yuki Zoro you found me''

Nami looks behind her to see Zoro and Makino then beside her heard ''are you hurt''

''huh'' Nami said looking to her side to see Yuki

''I ask you are you injured'' Yuki asked

''oh no I don't think so'' Nami replied

Makino walked over to Luffy and said ''why am I not surprised that you are in a situation like this''

''well Makino how I got here is quite interesting'' Luffy said

Makino sighed and said ''I am sure it is, and it probably involve her as well'' and point to Nami

''it does'' Luffy said

Before Luffy could continue Makino said ''and you can tell us later''

As Zoro was walking past Nami thought in shock ''so the crew he mentioned was these people and in includes the pirate hunter Zoro just who is this Luffy''

As Zoro was walking to his captain Buggy said ''so you're the famous Zoro if you are here for my head let me tell you this you will have quite a struggle''

''I am sure it would if I was still a hunter we are here for our friend'' Zoro said

''well, that's a shame because you see I am interested as killing you would boaster my reputation'' Buggy said

''if you try it then you will die'' Zoro said as he looks at the clown pirate

Buggy was twirling some dagger and said not faced by Zoro's threat ''oh is that so''

Zoro sighed and said ''well at least I tried to warn you and if you don't listen then that is your fault''

When Zoro and Buggy got ready for a few moments they did nothing then Buggy rushed toward Zoro and said' 'die flashily'' btu Zoro cut of his arm and leg

As Zoro looked at Buggy and said ''that wasn't much of a fight now was it'' then he puts his sword away

Luffy then said ''wow he was weak that was a good fight anyway Zoro''

''you have to be joking'' Nami said in shock

Makino who was looking at Buggy's body thought ''that was way too easy something isn't right as his men don't seem worried'' then she said ''Zoro don't let your guard something aint right'' then the Buggy pirates started to laugh

Before Zoro could ask what, she was on about he was stabbed then he said ''what how''

Makino leaned over to Yuki and whispers 'when Buggy pulls the dagger out of Zoro, I want you to get him out of there the first chance you get''

''you got if first mate'' Yuki whispered back

Buggy pulled the dagger out and reattached then said ''it's the chop-chop fruit that is the name devil fruit that has given me this power and because of that I am now a chop-chop man and now I can never be defeated by the sword ''

''wait the devil fruit are real I thought that they were stories that pirates told'' Nami said

''so, he is a chop-chop man that's kinda weird'' Luffy said

''if anyone here is the weird one it's you Luffy for eating the mythical devil fruit'' Makino said

Buggy said ''I didn't go for any fatal organ, but it is a pretty serious would you have so I guess that make me the winner''

''oh, crap this just did a one eighty if we don't get out of here soon the five of us will be on chopping block'' Nami thought

''guess Makino was right I did let my guard down and that was a stupid mistake'' Zoro said

''stabbing him in the back was a cowards move big nose'' Luffy said

''you bloody moron don't call him that'' Nami thought

Makino knew what was about to happen if the rumours that she heard about Buggy as true, so she leans over to Yuki and whispers ''forget getting Zoro out we need cover''

''got it by blizzard should do the trick even though it not as blinding as Luffy attack'' Yuki whispered back

''I know but does it look like he is able to use it or get to us as he is the only one that can see'' Makino replied quietly

''good point so just say when'' Yuki said

Buggy turns just enough to face Luffy and asked ''what did you just say'' then he turn fully to Luffy then said what was that about my nose'' then he shot his fist at Luffy

Knowing what Luffy is capable of Makino and Yuki wasn't worried, but Zoro was as he said ''Luffy''

Luffy caught the dagger in his mouth and said ''hey Buggy if that is your best shot then when I am out of this cage, I am so going to kick your ass'' then he bites down on the dagger a bit more braking it

Buggy just laughed and ''you going to kick my ass I am sad to say this kid but the five of you are going to die here but that might go down to three if the two new girl join my crew and I will do it by my own hand so if you plan to do any ass kicking the you better get it done soon''

Nami was getting really worried and said ''and that it we are so done for''

''Sorry Buggy but our captain isn't going to die here as he has someone very important to meet'' Makino said

''yeah, what she said so Zoro get up'' Luffy said

''what'' Zoro said looking at Luffy

''you better have a really good plan to get us out of here otherwise we are dead so what are you lot going to do'' Nami said

Luffy said nothing but Zoro seemed to have gotten the message and said ''got it''

Nami who didn't know what is going on thought ''what is going on as nothing is making sense this is another reason why I hate pirates''

Buggy just lunged at Zoro and attacked him and then split when the swordsman went to cut his midsection and the moment he did Zoro jump though then when Buggy put himself together he said ''give up Zoro your three sword style has no effect on me as I have already told you I had'' then he realised that Zoro wasn't there so he turns and says ''hey stop and listen to me when I am talking''

Zoro didn't listen and went to the cannon and went under it to make it turn so that it was pointing to the Buggy pirates then to Nami said' 'light it quickly''

''huh what are you talking about'' Nami asked

''he means light the cannon'' Yuki said as she gets ready to unleash a blizzard

''oh, right got it'' Nami said

Buggy was shouting ''wait just wait you can't light the cannon as it is still loaded with a special buggy ball, I can't go out like this'' then Nami lit the fuse then the Clown said I can't believe you just did that you ungrateful little girl then it went off

''Yuki now'' Makino said

''right'' Yuki said as she sent out a just of snow then said ''Fluffy Blizzard'' and it covered the whole area then Yuki went to get Nami and Zoro and asked ''Zoro I know you are injured but think you can lift the cage''

Zoro think about it before saying ''I might but he would have to be quirt as I would need to concentrate''

Then he heard Makino say ''okay Luffy if you be quiet until we are free then I will make you are favourite meal''

''deal'' Luffy said without hesitation

When Zoro was at the cage with a bit of straining, he lifts the cage then with Yuki's instructions headed away from the disaster zone

That all folks

Luffy's harem the two obvious one are Makino and Shirahoshi

Other members Robin, Rebeca, Vivi, Hancock, Marguerite, Shyarly Nami, Yamato

Thinking Carrot, Carina, Smoothie Wanda

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other pairing Zoro/Tashigi, Usopp/Kaya, Sanji/Carmon Chopper/? Franky/? Brook/none Jinbe/?

Luffy's crew

Name: Luffy

Occupation: Captain

Nickname: none yet but will be Stew hat Luffy

Power: Tri-Tri fruit (Rubber man, Darkness man and Fox man) communicate with sea king

Name: Makino

Occupation: First mate

Nickname: suggestion for both if I have her eat the gum-gum no mi

Power: Gum-Gum fruit (Rubber woman)

Name: Yuki

Occupation: fighter

Nickname: none yet but will be Snow fox Yuki

Power: Duo-Duo fruit (Human fox and Snow fox)

Name: Roronoa Zoro

Occupation: fighter

Nickname: Pirate Hunter Zoro

Power: None