The Surfers vs. The Nasty Boys
Summary: The opening contest is for the TDW Tag Team Championship as The Surfers put the gold on the line against former WWE, and former WCW Tag team champions The Nasty Boys.
Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language. ENJOY!
"Welcome back, as we have our opening contest which is the Surfers Open Challenge where The Surfers put their titles on the line against The Nasty Boys." Mauro said as "Nastisized" by Jim Johnston began to play as The Nasty Boys came out to cheers, then the bell rang.
"The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the TDW Tag Team Championship! Introducing first... the challengers... from Allentown, Pennsylvania... at a combined weight of 585 Pounds... they are... Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags better known as The Nasty Boys!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd gave them cheers.
"The Nasty Boys are one of the greatest tag teams ever as they held the WCW World Tag Team championship three times, they held the WWE World Tag Team Championship once, they held the AWA Southern Tag Team Championship twice, they held the NWA Florida Tag Team Championship five times, they held the NAWA/SAPW Tag Team Championship once, the CWI Tag Team Championship once and they were the 1994 Pro Wrestling Illustrated Tag Team of the year." Mauro said to JR.
"I see that." JR said as they got into the ring.
"I hope The Nasty Boys are ready for The Surfer Bros for the Total Drama Wrestling tag team championship." JR said before "Bonfire" by Knife Party began to play, then Geoff and Brody arrived as the crowd roared.
"Here comes the TDW Tag Team Champions... The Surfers!" JR said to Mauro.
"Their opponents... from Vancouver British Columbia, Canada... at a combined weight of 506 pounds... they are the current Total Drama Wrestling tag team champions they are Geoff Michaels, Brody Sharp, they are known as the Surfers!" Justin Roberts announced as they got in the ring and the match began with The Surfers and The Nasty Boys brawling in a slugfest as Geoff was brawling with Brian Knobbs while Brody brawled with Jerry Sags.
"This match for the TDW Tag Team Championship is now underway!" Mauro said while Jerry Sags threw Geoff out of the ring before Jerry Sags tagged in Brian Knobbs and nailed him with a double shoulder tackle.
"The Nasty Boys nailed Brody with a double tackle as Brian Knobbs begins to nail Brody with some offense." JR said while Brian Knobbs nailed Brody with rights and lefts until Jerry Sags came in and did it with Brian Knobbs.
"They would be clubberin JR!" Mauro said to Jr as the crowd began to boo at the Nasty Boys.
"Come on ref get Jerry out of there!" Mauro said before the referee got Jerry Sags got out of the ring and returned to the apron whule Brian threw Brody into the corner and nailed a brutal clothesline before he went to the middle rope and nailed a splash.
"What a splash by Knobbs." JR said as he pinned Brody.
"1...2..." The ref counted before Brody kicked out, then Knobbs picked him up and threw Brody into the corner as they began to nail Pit Stop/Pity City as Brian Knobbs raised his armpit and Jerry Sags rubbed Brody's face into the armpit of Brian Knobbs.
"That is disgusting!" Mauro said as Jerry Sags tagged in Brian Knobbs as they nailed a Double DDT.
"Double DDT by The Nasty Boys! We might have new TDW Tag Team Champions." JR said as the Brian Knobbs pinned Brody.
"1...2..." The ref counted as Geoff made the save by nailing an elbow to Brian's back to break up the pin and the crowd roared.
"MY GOD! GEOFF IS BACK!" Jim Ross said to Mauro.
"MAMMA MIA! GEOFF MICHAELS HAS MADE THE SAVE!" Mauro said before Geoff picked Brody up, then Geoff went back the apron then Brody tagged in Geoff and the crowd erupted.
"HERE COMES GEOFF MICHAELS!" Mauro said as he nailed a clothesline to Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags before Geoff nailed Category Five to Jerry Sags.
"CATEGORY FIVE TO SAGS!" JR said before he tagged in Brody as he and Geoff nailed "Cowabunga Dudes!" as rody pinned Brian Knobbs.
"Cowabunga Dudes to Brian Knobbs!" Mauro said before the ref began the count.
"1...! 2...! 3...!" The ref counted and The Surfers won the match.
"The Surfers retained their gold!" JR said to Mauro.
"Ladies and gentlemen... you're winners... and still the TDW Tag Team Champions... The Surfers!" Justin Roberts announced as Daniel King came out.
"There is the comissioner of TDW Daniel King." Mauro said before Daniel got a microphone.
"Geoff, Brody... impressive win." Daniel said as the crowd roared.
"As you all know... we are returning to Madison Square Garden next week." Daniel said as the crowd cheered.
"Now... I have a special surprise for all of you for next week and this surprise will shock The Surfers as well as next week you will face one of the greatest tag teams of all time." Daniel said as the crowd began to grow anxious as the suspense was over as "Wreck" by Jim Johnston began to play as the crowd cheered loud while Geoff and Brody's jaws dropped.
"What?!" Mauro shouted in surprise.
"No way... it can't be!" JR said before Mick Foley came out to cheers as the crowd roared even louder as Geoff and Brody were almost about to mark out but they kept it together.
"IT IS MICK FOLEY JR!" Mauro Ranallo said as Mick Foley got in the ring ramp and his music stopped.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" The crowd chanted for a minute.
"He was Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, he is one of the greatest hardcore wrestlers ever!" Mauro said as the crowd kept chanting until the chanting stopped, then "Is Cooking (V3)" by Jim Johnston began to play.
"If You Smell...! OH!" The Rock said in the beginning of the song as the crowd roared louder than ever like crazy.
"WHAT?!" Mauro shouted.
"WHAT? WHAT?!" JR shouted as well.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS JR?!" Mauro asked JR.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS IS RIGHT!" JR said as The Rock came out as the crowd roared once again.
"OH MY GOD! MAMMA MIA! MAMMA FUCKING MIA!" Mauro shouted as he was surprised.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD IT'S THE ROCK!" JR shouted as he was surprised as well... The Rock wore a black "Just Bring It" shirt, black pants, white sneakers and black sunglasses as The Rock got into the ring as The Surfers were finally excited as they were marking out.
"THE GREAT ONE IS HERE MAMMA MIA!" Mauro shouted as Geoff and Brody began to bow down until they stopped.
"The Surfers bowing down to The Rock 'N' Sock Connection as The Rock is beginning to speak." JR said as the music stopped and the crowd began to chant.
"HOLY SHIT! HLY SHIT!" The crowd chanted that before they began to chant somethng else.
"ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!" The crowd chanted also before the crowd was silent before The Rock began to speak.
"FINALLY...! THE ROCK 'N' SOCK CONNECTION HAVE COME BACK TO TACOMA!" The Rock and the crowd said before the crowd cheered again before The Rock began to speak again.
"Geoff Michaels, Brody Sharp... I have seen you two on TV while I was filming Hobbs and Shaw." The Rock said as the crowd cheered once again before he resumed speaking.
"I have seen you two beat The Hardy Boys, The Drama Brothers, The French-Spanish Connection...twice, The Briscoe Brothers... not Jack and Gerald Brisco... I am tlking about Jay and Mark Briscoe..." The Rock said as the crowd cheered again before Mick Foley began to speak.
"You have also defeated Sabu and Rob Van Dam, The Outsiders, The Guerillas of Destiny with Tonga aka Haku aka Meng aka King Haku aka King Tonga also known as Tonga Fifita, you have defeated The Impact Players, Harlem Heat, The New Age Outlaws... twice and The Addiction." Mick said as the crowd applauded The Surfers.
"What Mick and I were trying to say is that you are one of the best tag teams in the wrestling world... you are a great tag team." The Rock said as the crowd cheered again before Geoff had a microphone of his own.
"Rock, Mick, thank you... that means a lot coming from you two... you two are one of the greatest tag teams ever." Geoff said before the crowd cheered.
"It was awesome to face all of those teams in our open challenge." Brody said as well.
"Geoff, Brody... The Rock and I have an idea." Mick said to The Surfers.
"The Rock and Mick Foley would love to challenge you two for the TDW Tag Team Championship next week!" The Rock said to The Surfers as the crowd cheered loudly.
"OH MY GOD! THE ROCK AND SOCK CONNECTION ARE CHALLENGING THE SURFERS FOR THE TDW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT WEEK!" JR said as the crowd was excited.
"YES! YES! YES! YES!" The crowd chanted like hell.
"What do ya say Surfers... yes... or... no?" Mick asked Geoff and Brody.
"WE ACCEPT!" The Surfers answered The Rock 'N' Connection challenge as the crowd roared louder than ever before.
"OH MY GOD! NEXT WEEK! SURFERS VS THE ROCK N SOCK CONNECTION!" Mauro said to JR.
"THIS IS GONNA BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER!" JR said to Mauro as The Rock 'N' Sock Connection and The Surfers shook hands.
"IF YA SMELL! WHAT THE ROCK 'N' SOCK CONNECTION ARE COOKING!" The Rock and the crowd shouted as the crowd was going bonkers.
"THIS CROWD IS GOING BONKERS HERE!" JR said to Mauro.
"MAMMA MIA THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!" Mauro said.
"We will be right back with The Cadets going up against The Female Dream Team as the winner faces T.A.G for the TDW Women's Tag Team championship at Halloween Hell." JR said as the camera faded to black.
SURPRISE! HOW DID YA LIKE THAT SURPRISE THE EXTREME BRONY?! IF YA SMELL... WHAT ALMIGHTYGEORGIACRUSHER WAS COOKING!
NEXT CHAPTER IS THE CADETS VS. THE FEMALE DREAM AS THE WINNER FACES T.A.G AT HALLOWEEN HELL FOR THE TDW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
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