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Chapter 412 days ago…
Bakura woke up with a yawn. He looked to his left and saw that his yami was already out of bed, so he got out of bed and headed to the kitchen. There was already a plate of pancakes and eggs ready for him, complete with bacon and a glass of milk. He smiled and carried it into the living room, where his yami sat watching tv.
"Morning," Bakura said with a kiss. "Thanks for making my breakfast."
"Figured you'd be hungry when you woke up," Yami Bakura replied.
"So what have you done this morning?" Bakura asked.
"Well, I've been up since the crack of dawn so I decided to sit outside for a while," Yami Bakura said. "And some idiot threw a newspaper at my face so I killed him."
Bakura groaned. "Yami, that was the paperboy! He's supposed to throw the paper."
"He's supposed to throw it at my face?"
"Well, no. He's actually supposed to throw it on the lawn. I guess he missed." He took a bite of pancake. "So what did you do with the body?"
"I tossed it in somebody's garbage bag. I don't think anyone would check for the body in there. And after I did that, I went out and bought a box to stuff that guy's body in. All we have to do is pick somewhere to send the body to. Oh and I took care of that landlady's job."
"What did you do?"
"I put a sign on the door that said she was going on a long vacation and that all rent money should be slipped into that stupid mail slot she has. And every night I'll go in there and take all the money and we can keep it for ourselves."
"That's illegal."
"So is murder, but it didn't stop us."
"Ok fine. So, what do you want to do today?"
"Mail the guy's body and burn the landlady's body."
"Ok. And afterwards we can go hang at the mall."
Yami Bakura groaned. "I don't like going to the mall. All the fuckheads go there and piss me off. Why do we have to go there?"
"Because it's fun. Oh, and you won't be allowed to kill anyone while we're there."
"Why not?"
"Because killing in public is very noticeable. And I'd like to go out with you without you killing someone."
"I'm not the only one that kills. You do it too."
"Yeah I know. But that doesn't mean I can't stop you from doing it all the time."
Present day…"Why are you boring us with this crap?" Yami asked.
"Because you asked what happened and I'm telling you," Bakura replied. "You said that you wanted to know exactly what happened. And I'm giving you every detail I can think of."
Yami turned away to have a moment's whispered conversation with Yugi and Joey. While they were talking, Bakura was looking around for something to get himself free. While he had been talking, he had been slowly wiggling his feet to get them free, but the rope still wouldn't fall off. He had also tried breaking his cuffs but all that did was get them to cut into his wrists even more. He felt around his back pockets for one of his knives, but realized they were gone.
God I'm so stupid sometimes. Of course they would unarm me as soon as they got me. They wouldn't want me to get free.
He checked to make sure they weren't paying attention, then slowly started scooting his chair back with the tips of his shoes. He then started wiggling his hands to find the knot that tied the rope around his body. He found it, but right when he was trying to untie it, they stopped talking and faced him again.
"Ok continue," Yami said, pointing the gun at him again.
"What were you talking about?" Bakura asked.
"Why should we tell you?" Yami asked.
"Because if you don't then I won't finish my story," Bakura replied with a smirk.
Yami gave Yugi a look, and Yugi took the knife and pointed it at his throat. Yami put the gun at his forehead again.
"If you don't finish the story, either I'll blow your head off, or Yugi will stab you straight through the throat. Take your pick."
Bakura glanced at the knife in Yugi's hand, then to the gun in Yami's hand. He was trying to make it look like he was deciding, but he was really fumbling with the knot that tied him to the chair. Joey was watching Bakura, who began to sweat. Joey whispered something in Yami's ear, and he nodded.
"Make your choice now," Yami said.
"I'd rather finish the story," Bakura answered. "And I'd rather you and your boyfriend get your damn weapons away from me."
They both lowered their weapons. As soon as they did, Bakura pulled the knot free. He raised his arms up and punched Yami in the face. He dropped his gun and when Yugi went for it, Bakura punched him in the back. Joey reached for a weapon, but Bakura got him between the eyes before he could. With all three of them on the ground, Bakura scooted forward, grabbed the knife in between his feet, and transferred it to his hands. He then cut the ropes binding his feet and freed himself from the chair. He started searching for the key to his handcuffs when Yami got to his feet. Bakura lunged forward and grabbed the gun before Yami could, and aimed it at him.
"Make one more move and I'll blow your head off," Bakura said. Yami stopped. "Now, tell me where the key to these things are. You have no idea how hard it is to hold a gun when your hands are cuffed together."
"Like I'd ever help you."
"Fine then. I'll just shoot you in the head. You can let your boyfriend watch you die."
Yugi jumped at him and knocked him right down. Bakura yelled and he pulled the trigger. A bullet shot upwards and hit the light, breaking the bulb. They were now in complete darkness. Joey was stumbling around, trying to find another light source. Yami was trying to get the gun away from Bakura while Yugi was trying to get away from Bakura's feet, which were continuously kicking him in the stomach. Joey found another light switch and flicked it on, giving them some light from another room. Yami elbowed Bakura in the face and tried to pull the gun away, but Bakura leaned back and kicked Yami in the face. Yugi, who was now free, grabbed the knife and held it up to Bakura's face.
"Hand over the gun or I'll stab you," Yugi said.
"Not before I shoot you in the head," Bakura said.
"You'll die before you can pull the trigger."
Yami pulled the gun out of Bakura's hands, then held it to his chest. Joey grabbed the coil of rope and dragged Bakura back to the chair. He tied him back up to the chair and tied the knot up higher than his hands would be able to reach. He tied and tightened the rope around his feet so he wouldn't be able to move at all. Then he took a second knife and stood behind him.
"Joey's going to stay behind you while we stay up front. That way you won't get another chance to escape," Yami said. "So keep going."
12 days ago…
"Isn't this fun?" Bakura asked while they were walking through the mall.
Yami Bakura grunted in reply. He looked around in disgust. Almost everyone there was a happy, carefree person. Huge groups of preppy people kept walking past them, driving him to the edge. He glared at anyone who looked at them and longed to pull out a weapon and start a massacre. But to keep Bakura happy, he didn't.
"Come on! We're going clothes shopping!" Bakura exclaimed, pulling his yami along.
"Why do you think we need to come into this stupid store?" Yami Bakura asked, glaring at all the clothes that he didn't want either of them to try on.
"Because we have to look for something to wear," Bakura replied. He smiled. "Do you want to wear the same color or not?"
"I don't know. Maybe we should just pick colors that go good together."
"I agree. So which colors?"
"Black and blue?"
"Hmm…I guess that would work. But you would wear the blue."
"I never said I wasn't going to."
"So do we get them here?"
"Might as well."
Twenty minutes later, they exited the mall with their arms full of shopping bags. While walking to their car, they smacked right into someone and almost dropped everything.
"Watch where you're going asshole!" Yami Bakura yelled.
"Sorry," the person mumbled.
"Sorry isn't good enough!"
"Oh my god Bakura is that you?" the person asked. "What are you two doing here?"
"Oh nothing," Bakura said. "What about you?" He shifted his bags a little to see who it was.
"Business trip," Tristan replied.
"Ok that's nice now go away," Yami Bakura said. "We've got things to do."
"So where's Yugi?" Tristan asked.
"Oh he didn't come with us," Bakura replied. "And if you talk to him, don't tell him you saw us."
"Why not?" Tristan asked curiously.
"Because we've got a surprise for him so he can't know where we are," Bakura replied.
"Oh ok. Well see ya later."
"That guy is a fucking idiot," Yami Bakura whispered as soon as Tristan had walked away.
"Yeah but his stupidity just saved our asses. We don't want him to tell Yugi that we're here," Bakura whispered back.
"Well it won't be a secret for very long. That idiot might go tell someone else, and they might tell Yugi."
"Who else would he tell?"
"One of the bitches."
"You mean Serenity and Tea? I don't think he would let them tell Yugi. If he does tell them, which I think he won't, he'll probably tell them not to tell anyone so that way it's still a secret."
"But Serenity is Joey's stupid sister so she'll tell him. And Tea is in love with Yami so she'll want him to know. We don't know if we can trust them."
"So what do you want to do? Kill him?"
"That's a great idea!"
"No yami. We're not killing him unless we have to. After all, he did save your life before. And mine."
They threw their bags in the backseat, got in the car, and drove away. While Bakura was driving, his yami was looking out the window. A few minutes later, he tugged on Bakura's arm.
"What?"
"There's a place. You wanna go there to do it?"
Bakura nodded. "That place looks nice. So when?"
"Next chance we get."
"How will we know if it's a good time?"
"We'll just know."
"Ok. Next chance we get is perfect."
End Chapter 4Review please! Sorry if it's really confusing. I'm trying to make it as easy to follow as possible. And I know that most of the story being conversation is probably boring but that's my writing style. I'm not good with description. Well don't forget to review! Chapter 5 coming soon!
