Disclaimer: We do not own the following people or any audience member, but we do own Diamond and Heart, the hostesses! And our alter egos…I think…

Contestants:

Raimundo Pedrosa (Xiaolin Showdown)

Donatello (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Fred Fredburger (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Danny Fenton/Phantom (Danny Phantom)

Carl Wheezer (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius)

Chip Skylark (Fairly Odd Parents)

Clam (Camp Lazlo)

Hostesses:

Diamond (WhOdOeSnTlOvErAi13)

Heart (randomlass)

Diamond: Hello contestants!

Contestants: (groan)

Heart: Hi-hi!

Contestants: (confused)

Diamond: Sorry, she had seven Vaults…Okay, first up Raimundo! YAY! I love you! Okay… (clears throat)(holds up card) Do you love me?

Raimundo (Rai): That is the stupidest question I ever heard! And what game show am I on?

Diamond: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Rai: Umm…can we go on a date or two first?

Diamond: Sure!

Rai: Yes!

Heart: The game show is, by the way, Random Game Show!

Diamond: Whatever…

Heart: Next is Donatello…Okay, would you climb a tree that was filled with jell-O?

Donatello (Don): Umm…no.

Diamond: I make the questions, if you're asking…okay, here's Fred Fredburger. Okay, Fred, who should get Grim? Billy or Mandy? NOT! Would you eat all the money in the world to get a date with the should-be-dead, rich-girl, Kimiko Tohomiko (from Xiaolin Showdown)?

Fred Fredburger: Yes.

Kimiko: NO!

Heart: That was weird… Danny Phantom, would you love Paulina (Danny Phantom) if you knew that she was going out with Tucker (Danny Phantom)?

Paulina: There is no way I'm ever dating that loser!

Diamond: SECURITY! (Obviously she hates Paulina)

Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles): (Appears on stage with a cop hat on) Miss, you have to leave immediately…after I finish Goo Zombies 4 (Xiaolin Showdown).

Kimiko: Damn you, Raimundo, for giving him that game!

Clay (Xiaolin Showdown): You're in it 'cause your daddy owns the company, and it was a showdown…with Panda Bubba (Xiaolin Showdown).

Danny Phantom (Danny): Wha?

Heart: You should just say yes or no…

Danny: No?

Diamond: Okay…Carl Wheezer, would you forget your inhaler at home on purpose?

Carl Wheezer: Uh…no?

Heart: This is going by faster than I thought…Okay, the famous CHIP SKYLARK! (clears throat) Would you eat a pickle if it was from a jar?

Chip Skylark: It depends…is the jar clean? And can I brush my teeth afterwards?

Heart: Yes and yes.

Chip Skylark: Yeah…

Diamond: Clam, are you a rhino?

Clam: Rhino.

Diamond: Yes or no?

Clam: Yes or no.

Heart: This isn't getting anywhere…

Diamond: Yes…

Clam: Maybe…

Diamond: No?

Clam: Yes…

Heart: Okay he's a rhino…you people R&R on what questions you want asked and who you want off…

Kimiko: (walks up to Diamond) I'm going to kill you for stealing my man!

Rai: I'm not your man!

Heart: Are you trying to use him to get someone jealous?

Kimiko: Yes.

Diamond: Who?

Kimiko: Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).

Rai: See, I'm not your man, he is…who is he?

Don: My brother.

Diamond: Next chapter is my date with an awesome Shoku Warrior leader who's favorite Shen Gong Wu is the sword of the storm!

Rai: You could have just said 'Rai'…

Heart: Don't forget the matchmaking plan…

Kimiko: What matchmaking plan?