Disclaimer: We do not own the following people or any audience member, but we do own Diamond and Heart, the hostesses! And our alter egos…I think…
Contestants:
Raimundo Pedrosa (Xiaolin Showdown)
Donatello (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Fred Fredburger (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Danny Fenton/Phantom (Danny Phantom)
Carl Wheezer (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius)
Chip Skylark (Fairly Odd Parents)
Clam (Camp Lazlo)
Hostesses:
Diamond (WhOdOeSnTlOvErAi13)
Heart (randomlass)
Diamond: Hello contestants!
Contestants: (groan)
Heart: Hi-hi!
Contestants: (confused)
Diamond: Sorry, she had seven Vaults…Okay, first up Raimundo! YAY! I love you! Okay… (clears throat)(holds up card) Do you love me?
Raimundo (Rai): That is the stupidest question I ever heard! And what game show am I on?
Diamond: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Rai: Umm…can we go on a date or two first?
Diamond: Sure!
Rai: Yes!
Heart: The game show is, by the way, Random Game Show!
Diamond: Whatever…
Heart: Next is Donatello…Okay, would you climb a tree that was filled with jell-O?
Donatello (Don): Umm…no.
Diamond: I make the questions, if you're asking…okay, here's Fred Fredburger. Okay, Fred, who should get Grim? Billy or Mandy? NOT! Would you eat all the money in the world to get a date with the should-be-dead, rich-girl, Kimiko Tohomiko (from Xiaolin Showdown)?
Fred Fredburger: Yes.
Kimiko: NO!
Heart: That was weird… Danny Phantom, would you love Paulina (Danny Phantom) if you knew that she was going out with Tucker (Danny Phantom)?
Paulina: There is no way I'm ever dating that loser!
Diamond: SECURITY! (Obviously she hates Paulina)
Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles): (Appears on stage with a cop hat on) Miss, you have to leave immediately…after I finish Goo Zombies 4 (Xiaolin Showdown).
Kimiko: Damn you, Raimundo, for giving him that game!
Clay (Xiaolin Showdown): You're in it 'cause your daddy owns the company, and it was a showdown…with Panda Bubba (Xiaolin Showdown).
Danny Phantom (Danny): Wha?
Heart: You should just say yes or no…
Danny: No?
Diamond: Okay…Carl Wheezer, would you forget your inhaler at home on purpose?
Carl Wheezer: Uh…no?
Heart: This is going by faster than I thought…Okay, the famous CHIP SKYLARK! (clears throat) Would you eat a pickle if it was from a jar?
Chip Skylark: It depends…is the jar clean? And can I brush my teeth afterwards?
Heart: Yes and yes.
Chip Skylark: Yeah…
Diamond: Clam, are you a rhino?
Clam: Rhino.
Diamond: Yes or no?
Clam: Yes or no.
Heart: This isn't getting anywhere…
Diamond: Yes…
Clam: Maybe…
Diamond: No?
Clam: Yes…
Heart: Okay he's a rhino…you people R&R on what questions you want asked and who you want off…
Kimiko: (walks up to Diamond) I'm going to kill you for stealing my man!
Rai: I'm not your man!
Heart: Are you trying to use him to get someone jealous?
Kimiko: Yes.
Diamond: Who?
Kimiko: Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).
Rai: See, I'm not your man, he is…who is he?
Don: My brother.
Diamond: Next chapter is my date with an awesome Shoku Warrior leader who's favorite Shen Gong Wu is the sword of the storm!
Rai: You could have just said 'Rai'…
Heart: Don't forget the matchmaking plan…
Kimiko: What matchmaking plan?
