Disclaimer: Read the first chapter if you want to know so bad…

Diamond: Okay…first, we're playing matchmaker!

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown): Who will be doing this 'matchmaking'?

Heart: Omi, the cheese puff, what are you doing here?

Omi: I am not a puff of cheese, am I?

Rai: Just play along…

Omi: We are playing a game?

Kimiko: Just get this over with…

Don: Why am I here again?

Diamond: Heart likes you…I mean, to distract Mikey (Teenage Mutant ...)!

Heart: Yeah, the second one…(nervously)

Rai: Where's Leo?

Heart: Uh…somewhere?

Diamond: Don't tell me, you forgot to tell him…

Heart: I tried, but he was too busy training!

Omi: What's so bad about training?

Rai: No time to goof off…

Omi: Who didn't ask you?

Rai: That's 'Who asked you?'!

Omi: My badness…

Mikey: That's 'My bad!'!

Don: Mikey? How'd ya get here?

Mikey: Through the door…(points to door)

Diamond: Okay…matchmaker later, I have to get ready for my date…

Kimiko: YES!

Rai: (confused)

Diamond: (Onez Hourz Lazerz)(walks out of a door in a beautiful orange dress with a few sparkles on it, the dress is spaghetti strapped and ends one foot above the ground, and she had matching orange high heel pumps)

Rai: (in same outfit as the episode 'Tangled Web' when they go to the emperor's palace)(drools)

Diamond: (giggles)

Rai: (smiles stupidly)

Mikey: Gosh, and I thought my smile was stupid…not!

Diamond and Rai: (leave)

Heart: They never told us where they were going what they were going to do…

Mikey: I don't wanna know…

Kimiko: I have an odd feeling…that this is going to bring bad thoughts…

Omi: What kind of bad thoughts? Like them going to the movies? Dumping each other? JOINING THE HEYLIN SIDE? (starts freaking out)

Kimiko: Not those kinds of thoughts…

Omi: Oh…then tell me, please…

Heart: You're too young to understand…

Omi: But I am eleven and a half years old and counting…

Don: Seriously, I'm too young to understand, well I shouldn't, but I understand!

Heart: Omi, got any threes?

Omi: Fish go.

Don: It's 'Go fish'…

Omi: That makes no sense at all…

Heart: Let's do something else, like…I don't know…(looks at Kimiko) How'd ya meet Leo anyways?

Kimiko: A concert in Japan…

Don: No wonder…wha?

Diamond and Rai: (return)

Heart: What did you do?

Diamond: We bought a kitten!

Omi: Is it genetically altered?

Rai: No!

Omi: Then I approve…

Diamond: Anyways, her name is Muffin-cake! (holds out orange kitten with darker orange stripes)

Mikey: That's a cute kitten…just like Klunk!

Rai: You have a kitten?

Mikey: He's a cat…

Diamond: Whatever…

Kimiko: Wait, wait, wait…you two got dressed up to get a kitten?

Rai: It was a date to get a kitten…

Heart: So…when are we hooking up Kimiko and Leo?

Leo: (walks in) Am I interrupting something?

Kimiko: Please…

Diamond: Just the guy we were looking for…okay, you kids have fun!

Everybody except Kimiko and Leo: (leave)

Kimiko: I'll kill her…

Leo: Why?

Kimiko: Uh…no reason?

Leo: Let's just go get pizza or something…like a…date?

Kimiko: (gets all excited) SURE, SURE, SURE!

Leo: YES!

Kimiko and Leo: (leave)

Diamond and Rai: (return with kitten)

Rai: This little kitten will be our baby…

Diamond: Not in front of the camera. It's still on!

Rai: I thought it followed Leo and Kimiko! AH!

Camera: (goes dark for two seconds, count and enjoy)

Omi: Ooo…Kimiko and Leo are over there getting pizza! I shall join them!

Heart: TANGLE WEB COMB!

Omi: (tied up) What was that for?

Heart: Stay here and watch!

Leo and Kimiko: (sit at a table)

Omi: They sat at a table for two, now I can't join them!

Heart: (Pulls tape out of nowhere)(puts tape over Omi's mouth)

Omi: (mumbles)

Mikey and Don: Thank-you Heart…

Leo and Kimiko: (eat pizza and leave)

Heart: They didn't even talk!

Diamond: (appears out of nowhere) If you want to vote still, and you missed your chance, or you want to tell us other questions you might want asked, you may….REVIEW!

Heart: THEY DIDN'T EVEN TALK! (arms flailing) WHY DIDN'T THEY TALK?