Disclaimer: Read the first chapter if you want to know so bad…
Diamond: Okay…first, we're playing matchmaker!
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown): Who will be doing this 'matchmaking'?
Heart: Omi, the cheese puff, what are you doing here?
Omi: I am not a puff of cheese, am I?
Rai: Just play along…
Omi: We are playing a game?
Kimiko: Just get this over with…
Don: Why am I here again?
Diamond: Heart likes you…I mean, to distract Mikey (Teenage Mutant ...)!
Heart: Yeah, the second one…(nervously)
Rai: Where's Leo?
Heart: Uh…somewhere?
Diamond: Don't tell me, you forgot to tell him…
Heart: I tried, but he was too busy training!
Omi: What's so bad about training?
Rai: No time to goof off…
Omi: Who didn't ask you?
Rai: That's 'Who asked you?'!
Omi: My badness…
Mikey: That's 'My bad!'!
Don: Mikey? How'd ya get here?
Mikey: Through the door…(points to door)
Diamond: Okay…matchmaker later, I have to get ready for my date…
Kimiko: YES!
Rai: (confused)
Diamond: (Onez Hourz Lazerz)(walks out of a door in a beautiful orange dress with a few sparkles on it, the dress is spaghetti strapped and ends one foot above the ground, and she had matching orange high heel pumps)
Rai: (in same outfit as the episode 'Tangled Web' when they go to the emperor's palace)(drools)
Diamond: (giggles)
Rai: (smiles stupidly)
Mikey: Gosh, and I thought my smile was stupid…not!
Diamond and Rai: (leave)
Heart: They never told us where they were going what they were going to do…
Mikey: I don't wanna know…
Kimiko: I have an odd feeling…that this is going to bring bad thoughts…
Omi: What kind of bad thoughts? Like them going to the movies? Dumping each other? JOINING THE HEYLIN SIDE? (starts freaking out)
Kimiko: Not those kinds of thoughts…
Omi: Oh…then tell me, please…
Heart: You're too young to understand…
Omi: But I am eleven and a half years old and counting…
Don: Seriously, I'm too young to understand, well I shouldn't, but I understand!
Heart: Omi, got any threes?
Omi: Fish go.
Don: It's 'Go fish'…
Omi: That makes no sense at all…
Heart: Let's do something else, like…I don't know…(looks at Kimiko) How'd ya meet Leo anyways?
Kimiko: A concert in Japan…
Don: No wonder…wha?
Diamond and Rai: (return)
Heart: What did you do?
Diamond: We bought a kitten!
Omi: Is it genetically altered?
Rai: No!
Omi: Then I approve…
Diamond: Anyways, her name is Muffin-cake! (holds out orange kitten with darker orange stripes)
Mikey: That's a cute kitten…just like Klunk!
Rai: You have a kitten?
Mikey: He's a cat…
Diamond: Whatever…
Kimiko: Wait, wait, wait…you two got dressed up to get a kitten?
Rai: It was a date to get a kitten…
Heart: So…when are we hooking up Kimiko and Leo?
Leo: (walks in) Am I interrupting something?
Kimiko: Please…
Diamond: Just the guy we were looking for…okay, you kids have fun!
Everybody except Kimiko and Leo: (leave)
Kimiko: I'll kill her…
Leo: Why?
Kimiko: Uh…no reason?
Leo: Let's just go get pizza or something…like a…date?
Kimiko: (gets all excited) SURE, SURE, SURE!
Leo: YES!
Kimiko and Leo: (leave)
Diamond and Rai: (return with kitten)
Rai: This little kitten will be our baby…
Diamond: Not in front of the camera. It's still on!
Rai: I thought it followed Leo and Kimiko! AH!
Camera: (goes dark for two seconds, count and enjoy)
Omi: Ooo…Kimiko and Leo are over there getting pizza! I shall join them!
Heart: TANGLE WEB COMB!
Omi: (tied up) What was that for?
Heart: Stay here and watch!
Leo and Kimiko: (sit at a table)
Omi: They sat at a table for two, now I can't join them!
Heart: (Pulls tape out of nowhere)(puts tape over Omi's mouth)
Omi: (mumbles)
Mikey and Don: Thank-you Heart…
Leo and Kimiko: (eat pizza and leave)
Heart: They didn't even talk!
Diamond: (appears out of nowhere) If you want to vote still, and you missed your chance, or you want to tell us other questions you might want asked, you may….REVIEW!
Heart: THEY DIDN'T EVEN TALK! (arms flailing) WHY DIDN'T THEY TALK?
