The Upside of Being Seasick

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Intro: Wolfy's POV is calling me. (trance) So number nineteen. Enjoy. I'll upload the second chapters of the on-going fics some time mid-feburary (that's a good time, yeah?) so wait patiently, they're all finished. (smiles) Yes, I know. Me and my damn one-shots. (huggles one-shots) Oh yes, lat comment. My new ambition in life is to out-do pratz at WolframYuri. Like that'll ever happen, I know. XD

Strand Rating: Brief Violence, Sugesstive/Sexual Themes, Language, Shounen-Ai, Yaoi, Alcohol/Drug References, and let's say Nudity for the fun of it. (sticks out tongue)

Pairing: Wolfram x Yuri – Kyo Kara Ma-O!

A/N: Wolfy when he's sick is so cute. I wanted to add a little time for him to think. (smiles) Always thinking when Yuri's around is dangerous, I think. (laughs)


"Eeagghhh… Yu…ri…" I'm seasick again. Of course, my stupid fiancée won't come no matter how often I call his name. He's too busy dancing with some girl or flirting with Conrad. I hate him so much. Why does he have to flirt so much, and even with my own brothers! Why can't he just give into me and live with me as his fiancée?

"Yuri, you're such a wimp. Like anyone would want to marry you. That's why you have me, because I'm the only one so stupid to fall for a wimp like you," I say. I really am stupid for that. I hate it so much. Still, every time I'm sick he has to go out and not even pay the least attention to me.

"Ughh." This sucks. I just want he's attention that's all. And maybe for him to stop flirting so much, or stop cheating on me… Well, just to make me stop being so insecure about myself. It's not like me to even care what others think, but… "Eeagghhh."

I get up slightly to dampen a towel and place it over my forehead. I lean back and look at the ceiling. Pictures of pretty girls in frilly outfits and luxurious ball gowns are painted all over. That's probably why he hates me. Because I'm a boy and he is, too. But it's not so uncommon for me. Why is it for him?

He just can't come to terms. This is all a dream for him, he says. Even if he is the king, though, he can't just ignore his own proposal of marriage. I mean he proposed to me… This can be a dream for him, but it isn't for me. I can't go crawl under a rock or go to another world. This is my home…

"Yuri…" I'm burning up. No matter how much I wish, you'll never come through those doors and worry about me saying, 'Wolfram? Are you okay? I'm such an idiot for leaving you! Let me take care of you.' Of course, if it were Conrad, he'd be the first one in line to take care of him… No, he'll never do any of the things I wish he'd do.

"You moron." Tears are welling in my eyes. Not because he's the moron, but because I'm the moron. Why did I fall in love with him? I'm an idiot. Why can't I just forget this and throw away the least bit of my pride like he said? Because… it's not my pride. I'm in love. I'm in love with him. And I don't want anybody else, just him.

"Arrggh! I'm so selfish! An idiot! And you're a moronic wimp!" My stomach's turning over again. But for different reasons. I feel sick, but not seasick. My heart aches. I get under the covers and pull them over my head. The tears are now rolling down my face. I want to cry because I'm crying over you. This is so pathetic. I'm so pathetic.

The door creaks open. "Wolfram? You okay? I just wanted to check up on you to make sure you're all right. It must be really boring in here." I can indirectly see that dorky smile of yours.

All the tears immediately dry up and I jump up from all the covers. "Of course I'm all right! I'm not a wimp like you! Now why don't you just go up and flirt with someone else so I can hit you when you come back down! Or maybe you want to get your punishment over beforehand! Which is it?"

"W-Well, neither. But I'm glad to see you're feeling more energetic." You come down and touch my forehead. "You're burning up! Like, more warm than usual! Let me get a new towel or something!" He's squirms over everything and brings me a towel and a cup of some liquid. "When I went upstairs, I found that this world has some milk! When I'm sick my mom gives me this and I feel great afterwards!"

Putting the cup in my hand, I drink it. "Since you say this, I guess you have to be right. But if it gets me even sicker…" He gulps. I finish the drink. It tastes good. Very strange, but very good. Wow… Everything looks so… funny. It's all dizzy and kind of blurry. "Uggh… Yuri I feel shtrange… Mmm."

"Aggh! Wolfram! Your puke-bowl is right here! Ah! You feel sicker?" Of course I feel sicker. What the hell did you give me? I feel so weird. "O-Okay! Lean back and try to sleep! Umm. Here's your towel!"

"Yuri…" Just leave me. Go have your own fun. I'll feel even worse if you stay with me. I'm happy you're here, but I'm not worth it.

"It's okay, Wolfram! I'm here! You look even sicker so I'll stay here with you! Until you fall asleep, anyways." Just shut up. I take back everything I said. You're way more an idiot than I am.

"Mmm… Don't leave me. Stay… I-I-I lo-"

"Don't talk, Wolfram." You cut me off and thank God for that. I almost told you I loved you. I don't know what I would've done if I told you…

"…You moron."

"Moron! Come on! I'm taking care of you! At least call me a wimp or something like you always do!" That's right. I always call you a wimp. And I always will. At least until we get married and I find something else to call you.

-O-

"…Yeah, so I took care of him until the end. He fell asleep smiling a little bit, though. So I think I did something right. Heh!" Yuri's voice. My head hurts and the light is too bright. It feels like someone is screaming in my head.

"What exactly did you give him, Yuri?" Lord Weller's voice. I guess he got back all right. I wondered what he did last night. Nothing to Yuri, I'm sure… I think… I hope.

"Warm milk with honey. I always drink it when I'm sick." Wait… what?

"What? That's the strongest alcohol! A few sips of warm milk and honey and even the best drinkers are slammed! How did you get a hold of that!" That… explains a lot.

"Really? I, I better get something for Wolfram's hang-over, then!" He leaves the room.

"Wolfram. It's okay. He's just going out to get a cure for you. You should be happy. He stayed with you the whole time until I came back." His senses are as sharp as ever, but I already knew that.

"Lord Weller." It hurts to even speak.

"But, you didn't do anything to his majesty, right?"

"What?" I yell, making my head hurt to enormous amounts.

"I highly doubt it. On other terms, by his majesty's story, you're a hard drinker. I guess that'll make the honeymoon even better, though."

"WHAT?" Yuri makes his way in again.

"Ah! Up already? Sorry I wasn't here to comfort you earlier! Heh! I brought a cure for your hang-over. Last night we pulled into shore and rented lodging, but you were out cold. And when you did wake up you acted really weird." Great. Now I'm never going to hear the end of this.

"That's because you're a moron! Getting me drunk! What were you thinking?" That hurts the worse out of everything so far. "Aggh!" I rub my head.

"Wolfram! I didn't know! Are you okay? Should I open the window?"

"Don't open the window! Wimp!"

"Well, I'll be leaving, now."

"Conrad!" "Lord Weller!"

-O-

"Well, I'm glad you're over your hang-over. You feel better?"

"…Yes. That doesn't change the fact that it's your entire fault, though."

"I know. It doesn't change the fact that I wasn't here to take care of you when you were sick, either."

"…" You were worried about me. I just drown myself in self-pity, though. How so very pathetic. "Don't let it happen again. Stay with me."

"Wolf?"

"Okay?" This is embarrassing by all and any means. At least just say okay and leave me to regret what I just said.

"…Right. Never again. I'll hold your hand forever." He places his hand on top of mine and sits next to me with that quirky smile. I fluster up. That back-fired yet turned out perfect.

"Heh. You wimp." I smile.


Afterthoughts: Listening to that new Gwen Stephani song. I lurve her solo and in No Doubt. I prefer No Doubt, though. Anyhow, that 'Drive Fast' song. It reminds me of Wolfram and Yuri. I'll have to do a song fic. (laughs) "You're in the 'pole' position." XD