Okay this might creep you out a bit, but hey most of my stories usually do. So feel free to twitch all you want:) Enjoy!

Note: I don't own Naruto if i did Orochimaru wouldn't represent Michael Jackson as much... 0.o

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It's a Hard-Knock Life

by: The Kunai Monster

It's the hard-knock life for me

I'm so unspoiled you can see!

If it was you who cares!

When you're in Kabuto's care!

It's the hard-knock life!

'Steada treated,

I get tricked!

'Steada knitted socks,

I get hit!

It's the hard-knock life!

It's the hard-knock life!
Got no pals to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we know!

Cotton Kleenex!

'Stead of wool!

It's the hard-knock life!

Don't it feel like the wind is always howl'n?

Don't it seem like there's never any light!

Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?

It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if the godaime makes you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!

From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

(Making a whistling sound and imitating Kabuto)
You'll stay up till this dump shines
like the top of the Hokage Tower.

Yank the whiskers from his chin
Jab him with a safety pin
Make him a glass drink skim
I love you, Kabuto

It's the hard-knock life for me
It's the hard-knock life for me
No one cares for you a tear
When your in an evil lair
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!

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