What's Fair

Intro: -MUSIC: 'How to Deal,' Frankie J- My take on it. Really, I'm pro-Wolfram-Seme. It's insulting to think he wouldn't be the seme. But most likely, Wolfram would be the uke. Yeah… Life bites.

A/N: Regular do-ado-about-nothing-nonsense.


"Yuri, it's not fair," Wolfram complained blandly, more as a statement.

The double-black poked an eyebrow up, puzzled by the comment. "What do you mean, Wolf?"

"I mean what I said! It's not fair!" the blonde yelled, his emerald eyes filled with fury. He was pouting now, "it's not fair, damn it! What are you, a moron?"

"U-uh…" Yuri endeavored to calm his fiancée down by to no avail. "Just… tell me the problem!"

"I… that is, I've never…" Wolfram's assertive voice trailed off, loosing confidence.

"I can't hear you. What's that?" Yuri cupped his hand on his ear to prop the sound. Wolfram nodded, quickly whispering some jibberish.

"I didn't get that," Yuri confessed, still confused. Wolfram's never popped slightly but repeated the phrase.

"Uhm." Yuri still did not understand.

"I'VE NEVER BEEN ON TOP!"

-O-

"Wolfram! Calm down!"

"Don't tell me to calm down just because you think you're the alpha!"

"WOLF!"

"This is a serious matter! I get the top next time and you can't do anything about that!"

"WOLF! Just listen!"

"I said I wouldn't and I'm not listening! Understand me, Mr. 'I'm-Yuri-Shibuya! My name is short for urine! Blah, blah, blah!'"

"Would you-!"

Conrad smiled quaintly, listening in. He smile because if he didn't, it would be insulting.. After all, they just got along together so well.


Afterthoughts: Conrad has that naughty streak in that sense, eh? I think of him more as a pervert than a brother. Really, he is a pervert in Yuri and Wolfram's relationship!