Complexity

Intro: -Panic! At the Disco, 'I Write Sins, Not Tragedies'- Beta-ed by The Fluffy Queen. Give her a round of applaud. (bows)

A/N: Well here it is, the all-mighty conjunction of the two worst dances ever made in existence!


Left, right, left, right, up, right, right, right, left, right, up, down…'

Two figures, one blond with sweat trailing down his nape and the other reasonably taller with flowing lavender locks of hair, bounced around. It was quite disturbing to say the least, but they rivaled each other in this idiotic competition. It all started when…

-O-

'Wolfram! Don't be so mean to his majesty! Please be gentle! He is like a delicate flower!' Gunter whined in a caring tone. Yuri twitched. It wasn't as if Yuri was in pain, Wolfram was just a tad bit jealous and decided to nudge Yuri in the family jewels in compensation. Yuri was Wolfram's fiancé and it was going to stay that way – no matter how flirtatious Yuri may be!

'Don't tell me how to discipline my fiancé, Gunter! And stop clinging to him like that!' Wolfram roared, prying the elder demon off of his glued state. Wolfram finally gave up in anger, waving at hand at Yuri. 'Whatever! I know you don't like me Yuri, but…but…' Wolfram stopped, unsure as to how he was to end that phrase. He gave up. 'Whatever! Just leave me alone, then!'

Wolfram stormed out. The double-black attempted to stop his lover but was crushed by the weight of his tutor. Gunter tried to perform mouth-to-mouth under the pressure, but Yuri decided he was fine and fled to his room.

Gunter was troubled by this. Wolfram was hostile and crude – surely a terrible fit for his majesty! This had to stop and who better than himself? He confronted Wolfram. 'This needs to stop,' Gunter stated. He threw a knife on the ground. 'A duel of skill!'

Wolfram picked the knife up with determination in his eyes. 'Name the challenge!'

Gunter nodded. 'I choose-!'

-O-

Wolfram whimpered. What the Hell of a challenge was this! They were looking at a screen filled with arrows and hand-motions. This, 'Para-Para-DDR-Remix,' was quite the challenge. Still, he could not afford to loose. The winner was given the freedom of one favor from the other. Of course he knew that if he lost, Gunter was going to demand that he never hit Yuri again, but if he won…

Clenched fists tightened under the pressured weight. He absolutely could not loose!

Gunter was a formidable foe. His timing was perfect and he was a pro at the Para-Para. Wolfram just hated it so much. Gwendal and Conrad were on the side making sure the two didn't start any cat-fights and Greta was on the side cheering her daddy on. With a sigh Gwendal nudged Conrad on the side. The brunette just smiled with a nod. If things kept up like this, the competition might never end.

After ten minutes in the sweating tension, the ex-Queen and the Demon Lord entered the scene. Yuri looked blankly at the two fighting men. Cecile giggled to herself, running behind Gwendal for any nasty glares Wolfram might give her.

"What the heck is this?" Yuri demanded in shock. Wolfram grunted, pulling the perfect timing for a triple-combo. Gunter sighed, dancing just a tidbit harder to try and compensate for the move. Yuri growled again. "I said… WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!"

The two males finally reached the end of their song. It was a matter of a final move for a tie-breaking. Gunter had a few more points than Wolfram but not by much – if he nailed the final move, he would win.

Yuri sighed, watching the demons halt to an end. Their final moves were completely different. Cecile cheered for the two as Greta ran and tackled Wolfram. Gwendal and Conrad nodded, now tallying up the scores to compare. Yuri, lost as ever, just glared around the room. "Will someone just tell me-"

"Your majesty! It is such a wonderful day!" Gunter exclaimed, embracing his young King. "As forth of this most wondrous occasion, Wolfram will not longer strike your most noble b-body…"

Gunter had a sort of nosebleed and so he ran out of the room. Wolfram sighed angrily. With clenched fists he glared at Yuri. A few mumbled obscenities left his mouth in a whisper. Golden eyebrows knitted downwards. "This means nothing!"

"Well…that's okay…but what's going on? I-"

"Wolfram just lost a simple challenge," Conrad airily explained. He strolled over and patted Yuri on the back with a warm smile.

Wolfram yelled out, slapping Conrad's hand away and embracing his fiancé. "Get away! Yuri is mine! And I didn't loose! Gunter just had more experience than me!"

The embracing two smiled as Conrad gave a cat-like grin. They really were made for each other. It was such a shame Yuri couldn't see the wonderful fiancée that was forced upon him…

Gunter returned. "I shall now claim my prize!" he exclaimed, making public to the room. Greta looked up in confusion as Cecile gave a giddy giggle. "Wolfram, I now declare that you-" Wolfram cringed, awaiting the favor of Gunter's choice. Gunter stopped his sentence mid-way. Of course, abuse to his majesty was intolerable, but…he supposed that there was an even better way to solve the problem…

"Every time you get angry, you shall not strike his most royal being. Instead, you have to show some form of affection," Gunter stated. He himself dreaded saying so, but for the sake of his royal highness and his fiancée, he knew this was the best solution.

Wolfram's mouth gaped open and closed. Greta was clamped down tightly on his bicep in compensation for the loss. Gwendal's eyebrow twitched whereas Yuri was twitching as if he had been the butt of a sick joke. Conrad supported the evidence, nodding in wide motions with an inky smile.

"I refuse," Wolfram stated, shedding his honor for sake of his pride. "I-"

Yuri connected their lips passionately. After a few sweet moments he broke off. "It's only going to get better with each argument, Wolf," he teased with licking lips. Wolfram blinked five minutes straight. His head was spinning and his fiancée was willingly kissing him. It was then and there Wolfram decided that arguments weren't such a bad thing and that maybe this whole fiasco did end for the best.


Afterthoughts: And I have no idea how Para-Para or DDR works so…I just went with what seemed challenging… (blinks)