Super-demon extraordinaire

Jesterzoid! Jesterzoid!

Runs around in purple underwear

Jesterzoid! Jesterzoid!

Blows up Washington D.C.

Jesterzoid! Jesterzoid!

Unless something better's on TV

Jesterzoid! Jesterzoid!

His brain's overloading

It has a chocolate coating

Textbook case for Sigmund Freud

Jesterzoid! Jesterzoid!

Check out Arakam

Nerd demonologist ace

He sacrificed

And was zapped to devilspace

He turned into the Jesterzoid

He's strong and super-quick

He drives Dante and Vergil crazy

'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Jesterlair

Jesterzoid! Fricassee!

Floyd the Barber cuts his hair

Jesterzoid! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Jestermobile

Jesterzoid! Jesterzoo!

Hopes to make a movie deal

Jester me! Jester you!

He's here to destroy the nation

So stay tuned to this station

If not, we'll be unemployed

Jesterzoid! Jesterzoid!

Jesterzoid!