-1There once was a TIE fighter pilot of the Galactic Empire. This pilot was sent on a mission to check out the remains of Alderaan, which the Empire's newest weapon the Death Star has blown up. The officer that gave him the mission told him there might be something useful in the remains, however the truth was that the officer knew his girlfriend was sleeping with the pilot and hoped his TIE fighter crashes into an asteroid or something.

"La de da de dee, la de da de doo" the pilot hummed to himself. He has been searching for hours and found nothing. He was about to give up and go back to the Death Star, but then he saw something strange. It was very small but it seemed to shine in the darkness. The TIE fighter picked up the object and went back to the Death Star. Oh, I forgot to mention the TIE fighter is special and has an anti-gravity storage sucking device thingamabob. Yeah.

Once he got inside and on solid ground the TIE pilot gets out of his fighter and decides to check the object out. It was a strange silver fungus, and it was very shiny. I was very pretty to the pilot, so instead of reporting it's discovery, he keeps it for himself. The pilot hides behind a box and continues looking at the fungus. Then he ate the silver fungus, with his helmet still on! And then the pilot fell asleep. When he woke up, found himself in an alternative dimension where everything is made of LEGOS!

In giddy joy, the TIE fighter pilot squealed "oh boy!" and went to have some fun. He destroyed some buildings, went down a slide made of Lego bricks, and built himself a statue of him farting on the Emperor. "This is the greatest thing a masked generic cannon fodder minion could ever have!" the pilot spoke to himself while relaxing on a new massage chair. But when things were looking up for the guy, a Lego figurine that resembled Darth Vader came by.

"So you're the one who's been messing with all the bricks in this area" Lego Vader said. "You are to come with me for your trial." The pilot looked at Lego Vader and took his head off! The pilot then placed the Sith's head on the body of a bikini girl.

"Ha ha, your flat-chested!" laughed the TIE fighter pilot.

Lego Vader looked at himself and was extremely angry. "Eliminate him!" Vader shouted, as hundreds of Lego Stormtroopers appeared and fired REAL lasers at the pilot.

The non-plastic pilot shouted "OMFG!" and fled from the multiple laser blasts. He got inside a convenient Lego TIE fighter and flew off, with many more fighters chasing him. With no way of winning this battle by himself, the pilot journeyed to the only thing that could stop an army of living detachable toys, the Death Star!

He sent his fighter in the Lego Death Star's plastic walls and ended up inside the weapon control room by pure luck. Going to the control panel, he presses the button with words above it saying 'pres 2 fir Deth Str lazr beem u noob'. The Lego Death Star charged up it's laser and fired.

When Lego Vader saw the beam coming towards him and his TIE fleet, all he could was "shazbot." The waves of TIE fighters collided with the Death Star's laser and they blew up into tiny pieces.

"Yay! I defeated Darth Vader and an army of Stormtroopers!" the pilot cheered "and I didn't even get hurt!" A tiny Lego brick fell on his head and he died from brain damage.

DA ENDZ!