Chapter 2

Prankster's Together

Right after the feast Artemis and Rachel went to find each other.

"There's an inner house rivalry between Slytherin and Gryffindor. Merlin if looks could kill both houses would be dead," Rachel said.

"Figures. Well we made a promise, let's keep it," Artemis said. Rachel gave Artemis a hug which shocked her though she hugged back.

"Well I got to go find some git to bring me to the common room, later!" Artemis said pulling out of the hug.
Rachel nodded and walked to a bushy-haired girl while Artemis went over to a pug-faced girl. "You shouldn't make friends with Gryffindors," a blonde haired boy said.

"Yeah and who are you to tell me what to do?" Artemis snapped back angrily. Rachel had turned around and seen what was happening.
Both girls seemed to sense each others emotions, though only knowing each other for a while.

"Draco Malfoy," the blonde haired boy said arrogantly.

"Oh, I know your cousin, Damien, in Durmstrang. He's just as much of a stuck-up, arrogant, self-centered, prickly git as you are," Artemis snapped. Most students had stopped to watch and were snickering. Draco raised his wand.

"Try it," Artemis dared him. Rachel knew this was not good. From what she knew of Artemis this was going to be a nasty hex.

"Rict..." Draco started but was cut off as Artemis flicked her wrist and muttered a spell. Draco's hair went bright baby blue and lengthened to fall in ringlets. His skin turned lime green and he was in a frilly pink dress.

"Really Draco, you don't have to wear pink to be noticed," Artemis mocked.

"Believe me, we can see your big arrogant ass in a crowd anywhere," she finished. With that she turned away. She winked discreetly at her friend as Rachel winked back.
"You seem to know that Slytherin," a voice behind Rachel said. She whirled around to see Harry Potter, a Weasley and Hermione.

"Yes, I do. There a problem?" Rachel asked.
"YES! That's a Slytherin!" Hermione said, but was cut off from saying anymore as Dymbledore, Snape and the strict looking teacher she had learned was McGonagoll swept onto the scene.
"Malfoy what has happened?" Snape asked his pupil who was trying various spells on himself to rid himself of the hex.

"The new girl hexed me!" Malfoy accused, pointing a finger at Artemis.
"Malfoy was prepared to hex her, she merely defended herself by cutting him off in the assault," Rachel said. Artemis cast a smile.
"Nevertheless please refrain from making a reputation here too, Miss Grenier I doubt the staff will be able to manage it, as I hear you were expelled from more then just Durmstrang," McGonagoll said, expecting the Slytherin to be ashamed, as all students were when McGonagoll scolded. Instead she just grinned insanely.

"Now if Miss DuBois and Miss Grenier will follow me. There are matters to be discussed," Dumbledore said breaking the conversation.

"But first if McGonagoll and Snape will assist me we must sort out young Mr. Malfoy," Dumbledore said. Then something happened that scared the teachers out of there wits. Dumbledore failed at removing the spell. Both Snape and McGonagoll tried but to no avail.
"It's semi-permanent," Artemis explained.

"Neither the dress, hair or skin color will come off for a week," Rachel grinned at her friend.
"Now if you two will please follow me?" Dumbledore asked. The two friends locked arms and followed the three professors.
Students on the way to there common rooms stared at the scary sight before them. A Gryffindor and a Slytherin walking together, as best friends.

"Were freaking everyone out," Rachel said.

"Good," Artemis replied. It was funny watching everyone stare.
They reached the gargoyle that appeared to be Dumbledores office. "Skiving snackboxs," Dumbledore said clearly. The three teachers and two best friends walked in.
Dumbledore conjured four chairs in front of his desk and motioned for them to sit down.
"First: Miss Grenier what is the cure for this hex you have put on Mr. Malfoy?" Dumbledore asked.

"Troublemakers secret," Artemis declared. Rachel rolled her eyes and smiled.
"Clearly I won't progress in that subject. So, would the two of you be interested in sharing a special dorm? It's for exchange students. It has its own bathroom, small common room and a dorm to share. You will both have access to your house common rooms of course," Dumbledore said. Rachel and Artemis didn't even have to look at each other to know the others answer.

"Yes," they said in unison.
Artemis gave a small whistle in the small pause that followed. No one noticed.
"Well good, your Heads will lead you there after. Now, Miss Grenier since your record seems to have been modified by someone I would like to know exactly how many schools you have been expelled from." Dumbledore said.
"Well there were three private schools for girls that I got kicked out of all in one year. I managed to stay in a school in America called Franksters school for witchcraft and wizardry for my whole second year.

"In my third year I was back in England and helped Sirius Black get to Hogwarts because I knew about the rat, got kicked out for making the distraction for him to get away. Umm fourth and fifth year I got kicked out of four different schools two in Asia and one in Australia and one in Africa.

"After that I went to Durmstrang for two months and pulled a million of pranks and didn't get caught once though I was suspected, before I turned my teachers heads into fruits and got expelled," Artemis said it all rather proudly making Rachel giggle.
Snape and McGonagoll looked like they were going to die. "Shit. This is going to be one hell of a year," Snape said. Everyone turned to him in surprise.

"Damn. Did I say that out loud?" Snape asked. Everyone was laughing.

"Fuck, I knew it! They did something to me!" Snape said before just putting his hands over his mouth.
"Miss Grenier what did you do to him!" McGonagoll asked. Artemis grinned like she knew a secret they didn't.

"Sorry teach this wasn't me!" Artemis said. Suddenly both girls fell off there chairs laughing.
"Miss DuBois?" McGonagoll asked her face unbelieving. Rachel smiled.

"That's it!" Dumbledore said in frustration.

"McGonagoll take them to there rooms, I need to go and buy as much aspirin as possible considering the headache these two are going to give me!" he said.
"But Dumbledore tonight you promised we'd have sex!" McGonagoll complained. Snape choked and fell to the floor.
"What the hell did you do to them?" Artemis whispered.

You're having a very bad influence on me," Rachel whispered back.

"While you were telling them about your expulsions I put a spell on them to say whatever is on there minds."
"McGonagoll but what about your affair with me!" Snape yelled angrily. Suddenly the spell wore off and all three teachers turned angry eyes to the two girls.
Not bothering to find out where there room was the two girls ran out of there.