Sheik: Hahhah! All right, here's the deal for this one. Midori bet that I couldn't make a different song out of System of a Down, and I took the bet!

This probably isn't the greatest that I've done, but hey, it's System of a Down! They're either drunk or high when making their songs anyway!

Anyway, just picture Hiei singing this, and you'll see about whom.

Just imagine, somewhere deep in your imagination, Hiei drunk with a microphone in some dim, almost shadowy, light with a glass of sake in his other hand. His cheeks are kind of flushed as he stands in the cneter of the shadowed room.

And! Cue the song!

I'm sorry to inform all of you viewers, but I do not in anyway own System or Yu Yu Hakusho


He's like sake
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save his ass

Ninja tricks in rooms
With ghost's of playboy yaoi dudes

Me and sake, maybe we can get some cash kicking
ASS
Kicking ass for sake
ASS
Kicking ass for sake
ASS
Kicking ass for sake
ASS
Kicking ass for sake

Yusuke wants nothing more
But to be a little whore
Kurama wants nothing less
But to wear a little dress

He's like sake
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help

I need someone to get some cash kicking
ASS
Kicking ass for sake
ASS
Kicking ass for sake
ASS
Kicking ass for sake
ASS
Kicking ass for sake

(Lala's)

He's like sake
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save his ass

Yusuke wants nothing more
But to be a little whore
Kurama wants nothing less
But to wear a little dress

He's like sake
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save his ass

Ninja tricks in rooms
With ghost's of playboy yaoi dudes
Me and sake, maybe we can get some cash

They're like sake
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save our ass