Breakfast
They hadn't even had the chance to decorate there rooms as they got up,
changed and ran to the great hall. There most students were already seated
and eating. Woefully the two went to there seats at opposite ends of the hall.
Eating quickly, though sorrowfully, they met outside the great hall.
"So, which classes are you taking?" Artemis asked as they stood outside the
great hall.

"All of them, except history of magic. Advanced everything."
Rachel said.

"I have advanced everything too except I don't have divination. We don't even need a time turner since seventh years have longer hours anyways." Artemis said.

"You know since were advanced students and there aren't many, all the houses are put together, so we'll be together in all classes!" Rachel exclaimed.

"Wait what's that?" Artemis asked. There lying on the floor was a piece of parchment. "Holy shit! Rachel do you know what this is?" Artemis exclaimed. Rachel looked at Artemis curiously as she picked up the parchment.

"What is it?" she asked.

"I made one of these of every school I ever went to! It's a map and you can see everyone on it. It needs certain words to activate it and if this one is anything like mine it insults those who try to figure it out. Except mine was equipped with hexs." Artemis explained. "Rachel I need a quill!" Her friends handed her what she asked and she began to write on the parchment, the following: 'Hey, this is Trouble, I need some help causing mischief around this place. Exactly how do you open this?' Both girls were delighted as they started to see words appear on the parchment.

'Mr. prongs agrees that Trouble should have access to the marauders map.'

'Mr. Moony agrees with Mr. Prongs and is sorry to say that she will make better use of it then young Prongs.'

'Mr. Padfoot likes Trouble and has decided for the group to let Trouble and her friend now have full possession of the Marauders map.'

'Mr. Wormtail protests slightly but agrees after a poke of a wand.'

'Once Troubles' friend has come up with a nickname it shall be added to the Marauders map along with Trouble according to Mr. Moony.'

'They shall thus inherit the record book of the legendary Marauders and Mr. Padfoot is sorry to say he wishes Trouble and her friend put Mr. Potter in his place.'

'Mr. Prongs thinks though Potter is his son, he must not be such a ass, thus hopes the two girls will put him right.'

'Mr. Padfoot, Mr. Moony and Mr. Prongs thus say this: Do not Prank Snape: for it was our fault he turned into a death eater; Cause as much havoc as possible; A Slytherin and a Gryffindor together can do great things and we have no grudge against Trouble because of her relatives, though one is handsome, charming, badboy, goodguy awe… Ow ok well, Grow up and be mature but have fun and continue on the legacy of the marauders.' Thus the ink disappeared, but not before one final phrase appeared.

'I solemnly swear I am up to no good.' The girls grinned at each other then saw more writing appear.
'This phrase said by anyone else, but you two, the offending person will be
hexed by your choice of hexes you may choose to add on.'

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." Artemis and Rachel said together and watched happily as ink filled the pages.

"This is going to be one Merlin of a year." Rachel said.

"I pity the teachers." Artemis said.

"Wait, aren't you muggle-born?" Rachel asked.

"Well I was adopted but I'm pretty sure yeah." Artemis said.

"Okay if we're going to do this we have to know each others abilities to a full extent. We have an hour before classes. Let's go outside." Rachel said and began walking towards an exit. Artemis just followed silently. "The whole school hates us." Rachel said somewhat sulkily.
"So... we'll just get revenge. They'll regret what they did soon enough and
then after we'll be feared and popular in your case but we'll just ignore everyone because of what they've done to us." Artemis replied cheerfully.
"I get revenge on lots of people a lot of the time." Rachel replied thoughtfully as the walked through the door to Hogwarts grounds.

"You've never planned revenge with me though and together we'll rule Hogwarts." Artemis replied.
At that Rachel smiled and led them to the greenhouse. Artemis gave her a strange look as they entered but didn't comment. Rachel went up and grabbed a seed, some soil and a flower pot. She put the soil and seed in and put her hand on the soil. The plant grew at an amazing pace.
"Holy shit you have power over earth?" Artemis exclaimed. Rachel merely
nodded.

"Well..." Artemis said and held up her hand as it was engulfed in
flames.

"Fire." Rachel breathed.

"Well, we're really two of a kind." Artemis said sarcastically.

Rachel ignored the sarcasm. "We are."
"Well I guess I should tell you now I'm a Parsletongue."

"You're a what! But aren't you muggle-born!"

"No I was adopted by muggle I don't know who I really am."

"I was adopted too."

"Whatever what class is first?"
"Muggle studies. We should go."

"Playing hooky sounds tempting."

"Not on your first day you won't."

"Okay but were hexing the teacher."

"Deal, but were not getting caught." The two girls ran back to the castle in haste.

They got to there seats just in time for the new professor, Professor Hardling, to come in. She had for some reason a strawberry shaped head with black hair. Her skin was very red with yellow blotches. Her eyes were green and she was medium height. Her head much resembled the fruit.

"Hello Students welcome to defense against the dark arts." she said. Artemis and Rachel both zoned out as they threw papers, from there seats in the back of the class, at people's heads. "As you see this strange contraption is a very dangerous dark arts object." the professor said, pointing at a geto blaster. Artemis flicked her wrist and Emenim came on. Professor Hardling screamed.

Rachel raised her hand and began speaking through the noise without being
called upon. "Sorry professor but that's a geto blaster and your in muggle
studies." The teacher stared up and looked at Rachel's general area. In
doing such she saw Artemis.

"YOU!" she screamed in outrage.

"What did you do to her?" Rachel whispered.

"She used to be a teacher at Durmstrang she's wearing a glamour, albeit a very bad one. I had turned all teachers' heads into fruits." Artemis explained loud enough for the whole class to hear and rather proudly.

Suddenly the real muggle studies teacher came in. Ignoring all students she heard the geto blaster still going and began dancing. "PARTY!" Artemis yelled and transfigured the whole room at once into a muggle club. Professor Hardling ran out screaming in terror. The class yelled happily though Hermione looked as though she was going to kill them both.

"What's the name of the teacher?" Artemis asked as she dragged Rachel onto the dance floor.

"Professor Gyder." Rachel yelled over the noise.

"Come on Hermione; this is educational!" Professor Gyder chose that moment to yell. In a huff, face red and blotchy and nose up, Hermione gathered her things and left; Artemis and Rachel high-fived each other.

"She's a..." Artemis started but was cut off as Professor Snape walked in.

"Professor Gyder I wanted to give you..." then stopped as he saw what had happened to the room and the activities happening in it. He looked at the two girls before leaving the room, robes billowing dramatically.

"Drama queen." Rachel said rolling her eyes. To her amazement Artemis giggled.

For the next two hours the class danced and drank spiked pumpkin juice. Most were bouncing after drinking 2L each of pepper up pumpkin juice. The bell rang and everyone ignored it. Snape once again walked in and Pansy bounced in front of him.

"Snapie!" she squealed and kissed him full on the mouth. Snape kissed back before realizing what he was doing and pushed her off.

"100 points from Slytherin!" he said angrily, before he realized he
had an audience- and Rachel was holding a camera- a video camera.
"Great class Professor Gyder! Oh yeah and professor Snape please refrain
from kissing a student during class." Artemis said mimicking Professor
McGonagoll before running.

"ARTEMIS! RACHEL!" they heard him yell.

"Rachel what do we have next?" Artemis asked.

"Defense Against the Dark Arts." Rachel said. The two exchanged identical grins. "By the way I got a name for myself; Rogue." Rachel said.

"Ok." Artemis took out a quill and wrote down the two names: Trouble and Rogue.

'Mr. Prongs compliments Rogue and Trouble on there names and thinks it's a good time to say though he'll always love Lily he has a big crush on Rogue.'

'Mr. Padfoot laughs thinking that Prongs likes Rogue and young Prongs near hates her.' This confused both girls.
Rachel grabbed the pen and wrote: 'Who's young Mr. Prongs?'

'Why Harry Potter of course!' Artemis stole the pen from Rachel.

'We'll get him back and the dream team too,muhhahahhahahahahahah!' The parchment began singing out loud scaring both girls.

"I'll get you and your little dog too!
We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz."

After the voice had completed the song spidery ink appeared on the
parchment signing, Sirius Black. Both girls giggled. "Race you to DADA?"
Artemis asked lifting an eyebrow and making a smirk that put Malfoy to shame. Rachel giggled more and nodded.

They raced to DADA. Teachers and students everywhere only saw a blur. Together they reached the classroom only to hit smack into Professor Hardling. From the force Professor Hardling went flying back through the door and into her classroom while the girls remained upright. "MISS GRENIER!" they heard her yell.

Instead they ran to there seats in time for the bell. Smirking Artemis raised her hand. "Yes Professor?" she asked. The other students snickered though they didn't exactly like the girls. Professor Hardling huffed and got up.

"Now today class..." she started but was interrupted by outright laughter.

Nothing in the room looked out of the ordinary so she thus conjured a mirror only to break it with a high pitched scream. Her glamour was gone. In its place was the strawberry head that Artemis had cursed her with. Suddenly a large bucket of water hit her full force.

She tumbled to the ground her green dress going up to reveal a scrawny pair of legs. The laughter erupted into a roar that made all classes and teachers in the area proceed to the room in time to see Artemis and Rachel high five each-other as writing appeared in the air, in spidery emerald green writing, saying:

Trouble and Rogue

The students looked at each other in shock. The girls grinned. "Rach, I
have an idea for our opening prank." Artemis whispered to her friend. She
hadn't needed to whisper as the classroom began talking rather loudly about
themselves. Rachel's grin spread. Knowing Artemis they would be coming
in with a bash.

"Spill," Rachel whispered back.

"Just make a list of people you hate and then we'll work out the rest." Artemis said grinning evilly.
Rachel became rather frightened for a few seconds before the grin faded away. The bell rang and they had a twenty minute break. "Let's decorate our room!" Rachel announced the girls began walking to there rooms only to find Malfoy and his gang in front of the door and The dream team behind the girls.

Rachel was a fighter but didn't approve. Artemis rose to the challenge. "If you want to dual just say so!" Draco looked unsure in his pink dress and green and blue hair and skin; he took out his wand. Rachel stood beside Artemis except facing the boy-who-lived and the dream team.

"Fighting our own houses, it seems." Artemis commented. They didn't have a chance to speak as the fight began. One on three or six on two; opinion changed mattering your point of view.

Spells were flying everywhere, Rachel was muttering curses and counter curses so fast that you couldn't even tell what the curse was, Artemis didn't bother with counter-curses though she knew them well instead she dodged physically and sent nasty hexes and curses back.

Snape and McGonagoll, along with the rest of the staff, had heard the commotion and were all coming towards them. Surprisingly Rachel heard them first.

"Artemis!" she yelled just loudly enough to be heard over the fighting.

"Gotcha." she replied with a wink. Two minutes and thirty second later the staff came upon a strange sight; the dream team and scream team all levitating in the air, victims of curses unknown.