Chapter 12

Misdeeds, Quidditch and more

Dumbledores office
The head all took there seats and turned to face the headmaster. "What are we going to do with them?"

"They're worse then the marauders," Professor Sprout commented.

"They're smarter and more powerful too. There also hiding
things. From us; not each other. I doubt anyone really knows the full extent of their powers. Combined there unstoppable especially with that friendship of
there," McGonagall said.

Suddenly Draco Malfoy burst into the room and bended down on one knee in front of Professor McGonagall. "Minerva, I must confess my undying love for you," Draco said kissing her hand.

A few things happened at once. Dumbledore and everyone else fainted except for Snape, Snape smirked and Draco decided to try a sleeping beauty and see if Minerva
was his one true love by kissing her. Professor Snape was somewhat friends with only two faculty members: Dumbledore and McGonagall. Right now he decided to save them both.

The second Draco kissed Minerva she woke up only to faint again, after puking. Snape quickly revived them both
and high-tailed it out of there. Just in time to see two streaks of black, red and green streak around the corner. Severus just shook his head. Will they ever get caught? He doubted it. He wondered if he would ever tell them. No
he'd wait and see. He had a foot in both camps; he wanted it to stay that way.

Dorm
"Shit he saw us!"

"He couldn't have!"

"He did!"

"Whatever lets go to bed," Rachel said and walked over to her bed.

The sky was pitch black and the only light was the floating fireball that Artemis had conjured. It kinda scared her since it was glowing black. "Do you ever get the feeling Snape knows something about us that we don't?" Artemis finally broke the silence.

"Yeah ever since we were on the Hogwarts express," Rach replied. Artemis just nodded absent mindly.

"Night."

"Night."

Artemis woke up in the middle of the night but didn't move. She heard movement and the slight sound of a dresser opening. Glancing at Rachel she noticed she was awake too. Artemis held up three finger, two fingers, one finger.

"Stupefy!" Three large thuds were heard as the girls jumped out of bed. There on the floor was the dream team.

"They were looking for the marauders map," Rachel concluded.

"Yeah probably now I have an idea," Artemis smirked. Taking out the marauders map from a secret compartment
in the floor they levitated the dream team and snuck out.

Avoiding Mrs. Norris, and Filch they made there was to the great hall. "This is going to be sick," Rachel commented. After the deed was done they left.

The next morning

They were woken up by a sudden scream coming from the great hall getting dressed the hurried down to watch chaos erupt. There floating the middle of the great hall were the dream team, naked and unconscious.

Professor Vector made a move to get near them and suddenly she was stripped and floating in the air too. Emerald writing appeared in the sky as with all other pranks except with the Quidditch match. Even the Gorillas they had marked.

Trouble and Rogue

The school feared to say there other names in fear of getting pranked. Even the ever courageous Gryffindor were being cautious. The pranksters respected them, so the girls let them be but everyone else beware.

No one knew the identity of the girls though many were suspicious about Rachel and Artemis no one was certain.

"Quiet!" Dumbledore yelled, effectively silencing great hall.

"Everyone return to your dorms and stay there until the
culprits or culprits are caught. Miss Grenier and DuBois, please see in my office, I will meet you there. Professors some help please?" Dumbledore looked around. Almost every Professor and student was sick.

"Never mind the dorms, please go and see Mme Pomfrey. Miss DuBois, as you are an expert in healing and Mme Pomfrey will need help, proceed to the infirmary,
Miss Grenier and Professor Snape please proceed to my office," Dumbledore changed his orders with a sigh.

Professor Snape and Miss Grenier, began walking the long hallways to Dumbledore office. "What did they do?" Snape
asked.

He was smart enough to know that the girls would not do such a prank of this caliber unless something happened.

"The dream team snuck in our dorm looking for something," Artemis explained, quietly.

"The marauders map? But didn't you steal it from them?" Snape asked, surprising Artemis with the information.

"No we found it on the ground, I found a way to communicate with the map and it decided the dream team didn't deserve it and we did. It was rather funny," Artemis commented after a short pause. They reached
the office and both fell silent.

Infirmary
"No, Ugh that's it! All students who can heal and are not sick themselves get over here! NOW!" Rachel yelled. Yes she was an expert healer, but she needed help. Twenty students came scampering over.

"OK listen, everyone go to separate areas and began healing all those who saw what happened in
the great hall. Believe me I'm not feeling to good myself but its ok, if anyone has any experience in therapy please say so, I fear we'll need it," Rachel said to her group.

A few muggle-borns' came forward and Rachel quickly set
them up with students who had already been healed. She went over to a bed and after a few minutes finally managed to get Minerva to stop puking by using her power of healing in earth.

The infirmary went silent as a high-pitched shriek went through it. "EWWWWWW!" All eyes turned to Minerva who had
bolted up in bed. Everyone went back to work trying to cure over 300 hundred students. Two fingers touched Rachels shoulder and she spun around to see a scrawny little girl.

She had dirty blonde hair and a slim form, barely reaching Rachel's chin. Her eyes were endless depths of emerald that held curiosity and caution. She couldn't tear herself from the meaning behind the eyes. "Yes?" Rachel asked the girl. She studied her for a few
seconds determining she was a fourth year.

"Why do you do it?" she asked. Comprehension dawned on Rachel as she realized what she was talking about.

"Listen, meet me outside the portrait of the siren. We'll talk there," Rachel said taking one last look at the girl and realizing she was a young prankster.

This could be a problem. Two hours later after finishing in the infirmary, Rachel headed to the dorm. To her shock she saw Artemis and the girl standing there talking. They noticed Rachel and stopped.

"The kids smart, knew who we were and even figured out some of the easier stuff we did, bitch. Names Bailey Finnigan, Seamus Finnigans cuz, pureblood now lets go inside," Artemis said before Rachel could say anything. Rachel just smiled and muttered the password.

As soon as they were in Artemis sat down on the couch. "Ok kid listen up, you tell anyone we kill you, um second you're cool and come to us if anyone ever bugs you and third how the hell did you figure that all out?" Artemis asked. Rachel winced. Her friend was blunter then
usual.

"Well you probably could kill me and wouldn't even get caught, second of course and third it takes a prankster to know a prankster and no offense you're a Slytherin and she's a Gryffindor. Together you guys could rule
the world," Bailey said in a duh like voice.

"It's true but Rach here wouldn't help me," Artemis said in a offended type tone. "Anyways get lost come see us anytime, ask the siren to get us," Artemis said.

"Bye, Bailey," Rachel said nicely. Artemis rolled her eyes.

"Well, anyways, Dumbledore suspects us again but I flat out contradicted him and gave an alibi, um… Minerva and Sev aren't too happy with us for making them lose there last few days of consumed food, Baileys cool and the Halloween dance is actually a masquerade ball," Artemis said giving her the play-by-play.

"Well, what are you going as?" Rachel asked. "Gothic queen, you?" Artemis asked.
"Slytherin queen," Rachel replied with a grin. "Well want to go Quidditch practice with me?" Artemis asked.

"Sure," Rachel said. The two began walking down the halls of Hogwarts towards the Quidditch pitch. "Who's the captain?" Rachel asked. "Nicholas, Nick, pureblood, bloody hell of a beater," Artemis replied.

"You mean black-haired, hazel eyes guy who lost
his virginity to the Slytherin slut Pansy first week of school?" Rachel asked.

"That's him, by the way are you a virgin?" Artemis asked. Rachel stopped dead in her tracks but was saved by answering as a yell came from the Quidditch pitch.

"Artemis get your butt over here or we'll get a new beater who's on time!" It was Nick.

"Yeah well have fun losing to Gryffindor," Artemis retorted. She glanced an apologetic look at Rachel before climbing on her broom. Zooming behind Rachel, picking her up from behind as she stood still.

"Ahhhhh!" Rachel screamed as Artemis did a loop-the loop.
Artemis went skidding to a stop in front of the Quidditch team.

"WHAT! I never knew she was our new beater!" Malfoy yelled as Rachel descended from the broom in a huff.

"ARTEMIS BLAZE GRENIER! YOU BITCH! YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CRUCIO YOUR ASS TO HELL! THEN I'LL COME TO HELL AND CRUCIO YOUR ASS THERE!" Rachel yelled as loud as
she could. She saw the Quidditch team wince as each word was yelled but Artemis didn't even flinch instead she cast an apologetic look.

"I wouldn't want to be at the brute of her temper," Ferret-face commented as Rachel stomped off.

"I share a dorm with her. Oh well, we have a practice to
do, me and Rach will talk things over after," Artemis said twirling up until she was level with the towers.

Nick flew up and threw the beater bat at her which she caught instinctively. Suddenly a bludger went flying at her face which she shot at Malfoy. Nick went over and stopped it, but it broke his bat.

"How many bats am I going to have to break protecting this team from losing its seeker?" Nick asked referring to the last few practices. Artemis just smirked her by now signature smirk and reapplied the spells that made her bat
unbreakable. Nick scowled friendly. They had become mutual friends over the few Quidditch practices.

"So Trouble it seems you want Hufflepuff to win the Quidditch cup?" he said casually. She smirked.

"What makes you think I'm Trouble Nick?" She asked smirking as she flew towards him and hit a bludger away from his head. He didn't have time to reply as he zoomed off to save Malfoy once again though he thought he was a git he needed him.

"GRENIER!" Malfoy yelled outraged.

"Yeah, sweetheart?" Artemis replied with a smirk. One thing that's good about a Malfoy complexion you can tell when your getting on their nerves judging by the red hue slowly making its way up there face. Malfoy looked like a bomb slowly ticking off.

"Catch me if you can!" she exclaimed. Malfoy darted after her like a bullet, forgetting about bludgers and the fact she had a bat. Suddenly in a midst of wind she whipped around and knocked him a good one on the temple, causing him to pass out hovering on his broom.

"ARTEMIS!" Nick yelled. Oh, she was in shit.

"Yes, Nick?" she asked attentively, the last things she wanted was to get kicked off the team.

"No more attempts on our only seekers life!" he yelled. Artemis didn't wince or flinch, instead she tried very hard to hide a grin and keep her Slytherin personality on. Instead she zoomed off to finish up with the practice.