it begins

DAY 1

Murdoc lay on the lounge he was sitting tensley with his shoulders hunched and his back ramrod straight "so..." said the physcihatrist "how do you feel about that". Murdoc looked up"tense... annoyed... ANGRY!" he screamed the physcihatrist jolted in his seat Murdos face was twisted in an expression of pure hatred."Well," "here hold Wilkonson." Murdoc stared at the lovable teddy bear's face in contempt"no" he said stubornly "it will make you feel better "hmph not likley" he resigned to grabbing the bear. "now" what were we discussing... oh yes..2-D"he said calmly "RAAAAAAH DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK THAT NAME AAAAGAAIN!" screamed Murdoc. wilkonson wore a look of pain and horror as Murdoc twisted his raggy old body and dug his talon-like finger nails into the teddy's stuffing."AAAAAAH" the physcihatrist looked in horror also as he saw the expression of pain on the teddy's face. "NowMurdoc we dont want to kill poor wilkonson" he sighed."ooooh" said Murdoc "sorry.. its just... 2-D... ya know"."yes" nodded the physciatrist not really understanding. "im seeing alot of tension in you is it possible you want to...kill 2d?"

GASP

"ah" thinks murdoc "no" he says bluntly "no" says the phsycihatrist "wee'eel its not that i want to kill him i just want him dead ya know" "No Murdoc they are the same thing" under his breath 'dullard' "WHAT" says Murdoc "oh nothing just thinking " "oh" Murdoc looks slightly confused. "well im thinking that maybe you need to release some tension here" pauses "maybe if 2-d well was dead your tension would well realease after all you are much more important than he is" "are you saying i should... kill 2-d "says murdoc "its not the clincher mortally wonded maybe"says the physchiatrist"hmm aah" thinks Murdoc "THTA IS A FANTASTIC IDEA... hmmm KILL KILL" shreiks Murdoc."Well your time is up unfortunrtlysniggerbut tell me how it goes next time".Murdoc left the gears in his head slowly turning. The physcihatrist poked his head out the door "secretary hold my calls please" "will do sir". he goes back into his office "ha ha ha ha ha ha" he grips at his hair until slowly his head comes of but its not his head ITS A MASK!