Surprise Chapter
"The new, more Ghetto Hiei"
Also, to those reviewers out there who question the plot, Hiei chats on the computer when Hiei damn well pleases. That is all.
Enter Hiei ShiningFireDragon and EmoSLUT
ShiningFireDragon: Is anyone here going speak?
EmoSLUT: Dude, I need sugar!
ShiningFireDragon: So you can get fat?
EmoSLUT: If I were fat could I fit into girl pants.
ShiningFireDragon: Oh my God, you're gay.
EmoSLUT: You just don't know what cool is.
ShiningFireDragon: I'm not sure that Nancy Boy was ever "cool".
EmoSlut: Dude, with a mohawk and a band tee you'd see how cool I am.
ShiningFireDragon: Coming from a guy with "SLUT" in his screen name. Are you sure you don't own a Madonna CD?
EmoSLUT: How'd you know?
ShiningFireDragon: Its not that hard.
EmoSLUT: No really.
ShiningFireDragon: -.- coughHOMOcough
EmoSLUT: I have enough sadness in my life, you asshole! Everyone hates me!
ShiningFireDragon: Wow, you're right.
EmoSLUT: Asshole.
ShiningFireDragon: Bitch.
EmoSLUT: Cunt.
ShiningFireDragon: Such a mean word for such a scrawny bitch! How old are you, 14?
EmoSLUT: Dude, seriously are you psychic?
ShiningFireDragon: Hn.
EmoSLUT?
5 Minutes Pass.
EmoSLUT: Well?
ShiningFireDragon: Oh you're still there...i thought you might have killed yourself or...something.
ShiningFireDragon: Bitch.
Enter SexciiMama411
SexciiMama411: Why u gotta play dat way homes?
ShiningFireDragon: I'm sorry do you speak English?
SexciiMama411: u dun wanna mess wit dis shiiiiit!
ShiningFireDragon: NO COMPRENDO!
SexciiMama411: Boiiii I come ova dere an comprendo yo ass!
ShiningFireDragon: You want to talk about kicking ass, eh?
SexciiMama411: Boiiiii u juss met it!
ShiningFireDragon: (Sarcastic) Yeah I can tell.
SexciiMama411: u get yo bitchass outta here, u bein a ass 2 evry1
ShiningFireDragon: Are you serious?
SexciiMama411: Dis iz as serious as it getsz, homecake.
ShiningFireDragon: I'm done talking with you.
SexciiMama411: Hell naw bitch, u startin shit, u finishin shit
ShiningFireDragon: How about you get over it.
SexciiMama411: Dis shit isz for reallll! i gotsz a babii boii in jail and we'sz in luv an u cant mess wit dat.
ShiningFireDragon: (sarcastic) Oh wow I'm scared of a detained man. Do you listen to yourself when you speak?
SexciiMama411: I am real, i dunno about u wit yo narrow-headed fake-ass.
ShiningFireDragon: Who the Hell are you to be judging whats real and fake?
Sexciimama411: I callsz em as I seesz em
ShiningFireDragon: Coming from a girl who can't spell worth shit, and calls people "Homecake".
SexciiMama411: Boii u juss can't handle dis shit.
ShiningFireDragon: Whats there to handle? A bitch who's going to sick a detained man on me? He's behind bars you retard, who's he going to hurt?
SexciiMama411: Hesz gonna get out an then what? What now?
ShiningFireDragon: There you go speaking Spanish again.
SexciiMama411: wut tha hell?
ShiningFireDragon: Its okay, I know retards are people too.
SexciiMama411: i know u aint speakin 2 me!
ShiningFireDragon: Yes I know retards can be productive citizens to society, I believe in you.
SexciiMama411: im outtie bitches...w/e.
