Chapter 1: Oops! Kakashi and Iruka's Big Secret

Kakashi sat up in bed and looked out his window, staring at the blue sky. I think they're waiting for me again…"Oh, well." He yawned. I'll just be late as always….I'm sure they don't mind.

Team 7 was waiting on the bridge for Kakashi sensei, as always, when Iruka walked by. "Hi, Iruka sensei!" Naruto smiled. "Oh, hello Naruto." Iruka smiled in reply. "Naruto, I think he has better things to do than talk to you." Sakura sighed grumpily. Sasuke stayed silent, looking down at the pavement below him. He's so cute… Sasuke blushed. I shouldn't be thinking like that about Naruto…what's wrong with me? Iruka and Naruto were chatting peacefully. He blinked and looked up at them. Naruto looked at him and caught his eye, then smiled. Sasuke blushed again, and looked down. Damn it, keep your cool… he thought to himself. His "attacks" as he called them, made him of guard and caused him to daydream.

After a while, something touched his shoulder, and he looked up to see Kakashi smiling at him. "You're blushing, what happened?" he asked, and Sasuke blushed more. Iruka looked at Kakashi. "Hello, Ka-chan." He let slip, and Kakashi looked alarmingly at him. "Oh, I'm sorry…I meant Kakashi." Iruka smiled mischievously at him a bit, and then continued chatting to Naruto. Sasuke noticed the smile and looked up at Kakashi. "Can I talk to you about something, Kakashi sensei?" "Hm? Yes of course." He replied, a trace of nervousness in his voice. He led Sasuke away from the group to a small clearing in a forest.

"Uh…this is hard for me to say but…" Sasuke stuttered. Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "Is this about the blushing?" he smiled. "Well, sort of." Sasuke replied, blushing yet again. "Alright what is it?" Kakashi said straightforwardly, as if he already knew. Sasuke shuffled his feet and looked up at Kakashi. Kakashi looked up and away from him. "What is it, Kakashi sensei?" Sasuke asked edgily. "Get down and hide." Kakashi whispered. Sasuke obeyed and hid in a thick bush, watching carefully.

Kakashi pulled down his mask. Iruka came out of nowhere and glomped Kakashi. "Wondered where you were, Ka-chan." He grinned, "I feel playful." "Iru-chan…"Kakashi pushed Iruka down. Iruka wrapped an arm around Kakashi's neck and touched his cheek. Kakashi bent his head down and kissed Iruka passionately, letting his hands roam all over Iruka's body. That was the answer Iruka wanted. He shuddered and closed his eyes.

Kakashi seems to have completely forgotten about me…but what is he doing? Sasuke thought to himself and watched.

Kakashi moved his mouth to Iruka's neck and nibbled away. Kakashi's hand roamed up Iruka's shirt, stroking his stomach softly. "I want to make love to you…" Iruka gasped, "I love you so much Ka-seme…" "I love you too iru-uke." Kakashi replied and undid Iruka's pants. Iruka took off his shirt and vest and his wrists were suddenly pinned. Iruka moaned quietly and Kakashi licked his way down his stomach and hitched as Kakashi put his tongue under the top of his pants.

"I-I…" Sasuke stuttered quietly when Kakashi started to pull off his vest as well. Kakashi, sitting on top of Iruka, toppled over and Iruka sat up stiffly, pulling a kunai from his holster. Kakashi stared straight at where Sasuke was hiding. Sasuke had no choice. He crawled out of the bush and stood up. Kakashi swore and looked at Iruka, who was trembling as he put the kunai back. Kakashi looked at Sasuke and gestured for him to sit down. Iruka acted like a little boy caught committing a crime and pulled his knees to his chest frightfully.

"Iruka, you ought to talk to Sasuke about this too…Sasuke's in love with Naruto." Kakashi said bluntly. Sasuke gasped and fell back and Iruka dropped his knees. "Oh dear lord…" Iruka sighed,"What have we done to the students?" "He must've done it on his own accord, seeing as how we were so careful to conceal our affair." Kakashi stated logically. Sasuke nodded. "I thought…I was the only one that…but…both of you…just right here…you…" he babbled meaninglessly and shifted his eyes to his feet.

Kakashi smiled and scratched the back of his head. "Well I think you should just force Naruto…that's what I originally did to Iruka." He looked to the side at Iruka who was now blushing. "I grew to love him as our affair progressed…but I was appalled at first." Iruka said in defense.

Sasuke looked up and stared at Kakashi. "Just go and find him, tell him how you feel." Kakashi sighed. "I guess I could help out a little too…" Iruka whispered. They both looked at him. "What could you do?" Sasuke asked hopefully. Iruka looked slightly mischievous. "I'll tell him I want to meet him for ramen. Then you can walk in to the shop and pretend to not notice us. I'll call you out if Naruto doesn't before we leave, and say you guys should hang out somewhere while I go do some work." Kakashi looked taken aback. "Well, well, it looks like he's got some brains. Iruka glared a bit at Kakashi and then looked to Sasuke. "Go tell him the news…it'll be tonight. No need to wait." Sasuke thanked him and Kakashi waved Sasuke away. "We have work to finish." Sasuke left without a protest to tell Naruto the date set for that night. This is gonna be great…