Chapter 3: To the Apartment! Naruto and Sasuke's 'Joke' on Sakura

As Sasuke and Naruto walked they flirted, chatting about how long each of them had loved the other and for what reasons. Suddenly Sasuke dragged Naruto down a dark alley. "This way's faster," he reassured Naruto, "And also…darker." Naruto felt himself being pinned to a wall and his jacket unzip. He felt Sasuke lift his shirt and feather kisses on his stomach, making him feel humid and breathless. Then Sasuke stopped. "Let's wait…my apartment is close by and we might get caught here." Naruto nodded and Sasuke took his hand, pulling him along.

Sakura sat on Sasuke's couch, fuming. He left and hasn't come back yet…I wonder if he forgot about me…after he dressed up and everything! That makes me sad just thinking of the fun we could've had… She thought. Then she heard Sasuke outside. She smiled and hid herself in a closet near the door. I'll surprise him…kind of like his favorite girl popping out of a cake! She smiled to herself. I'm brilliant.

At the door of his apartment he unlatched it slightly, and picked up Naruto. Naruto smiled and wrapped his arms round Sasuke's neck. "Home sweet home!" Sasuke laughed, and kicked open the door. Sakura jumped out of the closet and yelled, "Surprise!" and Sasuke almost dropped Naruto.

"What? Why is Sakura here, Sasu-chan?" Naruto said, baffled. "I do not know…" Sasuke replied slowly. He stood here with Naruto in his arms, horrified. Sakura stared at Naruto's arms around Sasuke's neck, and looked the new lovers up and down. "Oh god…" She whispered awkwardly, "I can't believe…wow." She swayed a bit and almost fell over. Then she smiled.

"Nice joke, guys! You're getting pretty good! What do you do next, kiss?" She giggled. "Actually…" Naruto started, but was silenced by a long passionate kiss from Sasuke. "How far are you guys willing to go for a joke?" Sakura laughed. Sasuke put Naruto down and dropped to one knee, slipping his hand under Naruto's shirt. "All the way…" he replied with a sultry glance.

Naruto looked down at him. "Do you mind a guest, then?" he asked Sasuke seductively and looked at Sakura. "If you don't…" Sasuke responded, licking Naruto's stomach, "after all, it's just a 'joke'…" Sasuke continued, cupping Naruto. Naruto gasped. "I don't mind…but she might…at least when she figures out it isn't a joke…" He managed before his knees gave way, and Sasuke caught him. "You seem so weak, Naru-uke…" He whispered in Naruto's ear. "Because you make me feel so," Naruto whispered back at him, closing his eyes. Sasuke moved Naruto's headband over his eyes. "No peeking…" he teased and nipped Naruto's ear. Sasuke stripped Naruto of his jacket and shirt and threw them at Sakura's feet. "Be useful and take that somewhere…far away." He told her. Sakura picked them up kicked the door of the apartment closed, and sat stiffly on the couch watching, horrified but aroused somehow. This isn't a joke… She thought to herself.