Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto's Thoughts are in Italic.
Naruto's Sayings are in...uh...you know.
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1:02 P.M.
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Naruto was drooling on his bed.
He was tired and his legs hurt like crap.
Naruto yawned.
"Well, that boss guy said he can cover half of the cost so... I'm about 1/3.5 there." Naruto said taking awhile to think about.
He changed into some clothes.
His plans for today was to steal money from his arch-enemy, Sasuke Uchiha.
"Now, I'm gonna steal from that Sasuke guy. he thinks he is so cool. I'll show him who's cool!" Naruto said grabbing some ropes.
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At Sasuke's house. 1:59 P.M.
Nobody home.
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"Heh-heh-heh-heh..." Naruto chuckled as he crawled into the bathroom window.
Man, i gotta take a dump.
He sat down on the toilet.
Just in that moment a Sasuke opened the front door.
Oh, Crap!
Sasuke's footsteps were getting closer.
Plunk!
Naruto was panicking.
This is soooo bad!
Naruto finished.
He started pulling up his pants.
Just then Sasuke came in.
"WHAT ON EARTH?" Sasuke screamed.
"uh...I couldn't hold it, so uh... I went here." Naruto pulled up his pants.
Pow!
Naruto got punched by Sasuke.
Sasuke beat the crap out of Naruto.
Later that night, Naruto walked home with both black eyes and bruises everywhere.
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I hope you liked this chapter.
Sorry it took so long to update.
Enjoy.
Kankuro.
