My name is lily Evans and this is my journal. When I say my journal I mean MY journal for no one else to read or write in. coughcoughAlice,Luisa,Mariecoughcough


2 of September: My fourth year at Hogwarts

It is only the first day of lessons and already James potter and his cronies have started causing havoc! I caught them trying to give first years "self checking quills" when actually they were a 'self-invented' quill to make the user drowsy and fall asleep in class. Potters response to me yelling at him and telling the first years to stay clear on James potter was:

" Sorry Evans, won't happen again"

Then Sirius muttered under his breath "well, we won't get caught again anyway"

. "As a token of my remorse, would you like to date me?" asked potter


She slapped me, lily Evans slapped me! All I did was ask her if she wanted to go out with me…what is wrong with her! I must say I did enjoy it though…. no girl has ever slapped me before.

Which is really weird because you should have been brought to your senses ages ago.

Mooney what are you doing in my diary?… oh I mean journal… no I mean book that I happen to be writing in. And what do you mean, "Brought to my senses"?

I mean to say you cant go around to any girl in Hogwarts and expect that she is head-over-heels for you. You have to accept that not every girl will be and you can't just ask girls out willy-nilly.

I don't think every girl in Hogwarts is head-over-heels for me but you have to admit most of the girls here do have a thing for me!

See… that's what I mean you are too cocky about this… Lily Evans is just rather crudely pointing out that not every girl likes you! You were offering to let her go out with you as an apology present for god sakes.

Well… I'm going to dedicate this year to getting Evans to date me.

What? No! That isn't what I was saying

Yeah, and what is so good about Evans anyway?

Peter since when were you part of this conversation?

Since 2 seconds ago, now come on answer my question

We have to go to breakfast come on.

He never answered you question wormtail.

I know.


James Potter Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew are the most annoying beings on the face of earth. Remus Lupin hangs around them but he isn't included in this rambling because he is not annoying, infact Remus is kind, loyal, smart, funny, mature, cute…

Sorry this entry isn't supposed to be about my undying love for Remus Lupin. It is about James goddamn potter! He asked me out again… in front of the whole bloody school. I was walking innocently to charms when I heard from behind me:

James: Hey Evans.

Me: What now?

James: date me?

Me: no, my answer has not changed since yesterday

And at that I stalked off with my best friends Alice, Luisa and Marie. Luisa giving James an apologetic look. And Marie actually shouted out to him "sorry James"


I just don't get it what is there not to like about me.

Here I will make a list of reasons why Evans should be head over heels in love with me by now.

I'm not bad looking

I'm smart (your not showing it though)

I'm funny

I'm nice to her (maybe she wants you to be nice to everyone)

Everybody Likes me (I don't think that matters to her)

Here I shall write a list of reasons why lily may not like you

Your pranks

You aren't being very mature

Your attitude towards slytheryn and anyone who isn't your friend

You call her Evans not lily

You are being a bit big headed.

I can't believe that you just made a list of insults about me in my own diary…journal…writing book.

Hey I didn't name that list " what Mooney thinks about Prongs" or "insults about Prongs" I'm just writing down a few reasons Lily may not like you very much.

Whatever I'm going to dinner, you coming?

Yep

K


This is a list of reasons why I HATE James potter.

His stupid pranks

He is immature (unlike Remus)

He thinks he is better than everyone else and is a bully to anyone he doesn't consider a friend, he is arrogant!

He calls me Evans not Lily

He is a bigheaded prat!

Well got to go to dinner Marie and Alice are waiting for me (luisa has already gone down with… well actually I don't know she has been keeping It a secret for ages she wont tell us who she is dating.

K so bye bye!


Dinner went ok other than I finally found out whom Sirius is dating… Luisa he is dating one of Evans's best friends! I very nearly killed him on the spot but luisa was there and I am trying to get into Evans' friends good books so then I have inside information about her… hey it could be useful!

What is wrong with me dating Luisa?

Nothing really but you know it will be kind of weird you dating the best friend of the girl who hates me but I am completely head-over-heels for.

Wouldn't it be useful for Hogsmede weekends though, I mean I will me off with Luisa Marie will be off with her boyfriends and Alice seems to be infatuated in frank Longbottom. That leaves you lily and Mooney… I think we can talk Mooney into letting you to have some alone time!

Sirius you are a genius!

Thanks mate

Well we better go to bed

K bye

Cya mate


"SIRIUS BLACK…YOU ARE DATING…. SIRIUS BLACK"I bellowed at Luisa. "YOU ARE FAMILURISING WITH MY ENEMYS BEST FRIEND" "I wouldn't call him you enemy he seems pretty fond of you, you are the one who is being mean to him" she replied I had obviously hurts he feelings. "Oh Luisa I'm sorry, I am just being mean you can date whoever you want I cant stop you just because I hate your boyfriends best-friend" I apologised

(This is the conversation I had with Luisa when I found out.)

When I had finished talking to Luisa I went up to speak to Sirius this is how the conversation went:

Me: hey Luisa just told me you two are dating

Sirius: yeah? I just told James

Me: I was mad at first but you no I cant be mad at you and her because of James so I just came over here to say…

Sirius: …don't hurt my friend

Me: how did you know what I was going to say?

Sirius: you are a nice person I knew you wouldn't want to see your friends get hurt

Me: oh… thanks Sirius

Sirius: that's ok

Me: well better go…Bye

Sirius: oh and lily…

Me: yeah?

Sirius: give James a chance he really does like you

And then he just walked off. I couldn't even protest.


Authors note

I got bored of writing the same thing with my storys and needed I small break so I wrote this just for a little bit of fun.

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