Bold is Alice
Normal is James or Lily (depends whose point of view it is)
Italics is Remus
Common room, in front of fire
Im not a mean person. I didn't ignore what Sirius said. I mean it diary don't look at me like that. I did I really tries to give potter a chance. But how can you be nice to someone when there sitting there ruffling there hair every few seconds to make it look like he just go off of a broomstick. And he's waving around that stupid snitch he stole, come on he doesn't even play sneaker. For crying out loud he's a chaser. Urghhh and it doesn't help when one of your best friends is getting cozy with his best friend. I know I should be happy for my friend but this is Sirius black we are talking about. He goes through girls as quicker than a knife goes through butter. And he's just like James" arrogant, annoying but able to charm the socks of everyone (except me of course, I see right through them).
Sirius isn't that bad I suppose, at least you can stand him, James he is another story, James potter is just Too Much! And do you know what really ticks me off? When James
Ok stop there honey, if you do anymore ranting and raving ill think you will pop!
How did you know? You were sitting on the other side of the room. Alice are you
Psychic?
No honey I just notice you were getting more furious by the second it's not hard to see. If you were anymore red you would be a tomato
Thanks, very nice of you. Well if Im a tomato then you're a CARROT end of story good day.
Oh yes very mature of you.
In the Dormitory
I don't see what I did wrong! All I did was:
Sit and make my hair look good for her.
Play with my snitch to occupy myself and to give her something to look at.
Talk to her
Ask her out
Come on any other girl would be honored.
Yeah well lily isn't just any other girl James, lily isn't one of you bimbo blondes from your fan club she is smart, reserved and kind. You should treat her with respect.
Yeah well Im not just any other guy either Remus, Im James. H. Potter! I should be treated with respect and Im sure am not getting any from her now. You can't respect someone and hate them at the same time Remus it's just utterly impossible.
See; see your doing it now!
Doing what?
Being bigheaded
Oh thanks, we had this trouble last entry, just can't help yourself can you? You just seem to thrive off criticizing me!
No I mean urrgh, don't worry
Whatever, but I don't get it Im hot there's no doubt about it and Lily will see that soon enough!
Come to the library with me and ill explain.
Fine.
In the Library
Well Moony said to write all the good things about myself in a list and he will write down the side a word lily might use instead of them to make them negative. I don't know how this is going to work. But hey I always like to hear good things about myself so here it goes:
James/Lily
Charming Arrogant
Handsome Conceited
Witty Smart alec
Smart -
Challenging Annoying
Prankster extraordinaire Annoying
Awesome chaser -
Bully get rid of err (Snivillous) Bullying toe rag
Funny Annoying
Duel master -
We will have to work on this you know
Yes, please Remus help me Im an idiot, I don't want lily to hate me, help me change, ill do anything
Ill help you, meet me in the library.
Ok, but why the library? Its sooo…. Nerdy!
Argghhh, why do I even try?
Fine, library it is, bye
Okay I just saw the weirdest thing ever on the planet earth… can anyone guess come on one of you evil people out there reading my diary has to know. I saw potter in the library. What's more it looked like he was studying, he looked really determined. I was so shocked I shrieked and got banned form the library by Madam Pince for a whole day! How annoying it that? Very I tell you know as I have a potions assignment due tomorrow and I needed the library to finish it! Its all potters fault why did he have to choose today to be normal.
Well better go.
Love Lily!
