Chapter 5: The Trash-Can Clan

Murdoc woke up feeling surprisingly warm. His lips were chapped, his face red. He opened his eyes to see a group of people staring up at him. The people looked as if they hadn't brushed their teeth, combed their hair, or even eaten a decent meal in ages.

"You talk when you sleep," one man said. "especially about women."

At this, everyone laughed.

"W..What! What did I say!" Murdoc said, startled at talking, which seemed to be a hard task at the moment.

"I'd rather not ,Okay!" the man said quickly. He said all the things Murdoc said that I would rather not say, but it consisted of moaning and grunting.

Murdoc's face turned pale. He looked down at his pants, and immediately covered his crotch. "Oh shit" he said.

Every one of the men started laughing louder than they had last time.

" Have you finished!" Murdoc said loudly.

"Okay."he said, "The name's Tarence. That's Larry, Isaac, Joe, and Harold. Teresa is out somewhere getting our monthly groceries. We are the Trash-Can Clan."

"Trash-Can Clan, eh?" Murdoc said. " Name's Murdoc."

"Well hello there, Murdoc" Tarence said cheerfully. "You are now an honorary member of the TCC!"

"Wha-"Murdoc said, confused.

"Now come on, lets get you into some warmer clothes!" Isaac said as he jumped up from the group.

"Er... thanks."

"Now go over there and strip" said Isaac.

"Dammit! Well I'm not doing anything in front of you guys"Murdoc said. He turned a few corners before he felt safer from the strangers that suddenly wanted him to strip out in the open.

Then he realized that he had forgotten his clothes to put on afterward. He gulped and went back

–A Few Days Later–

"Wow!" said Murdoc "I've only been here for a few days and I feel like I've known you all of my life."He slammed down another White Light can to the ground. "An' the best part is, I don't need my old band anymore!" Murdoc was drunk.

"Old band?" Larry asked.

Murdoc had not mentioned that he used to be in the Gorillaz. "My old band, the Gorillaz."

"You are THE Murdoc?"everyone asked.

"Yep, that's me! Murdoc, star bass player and owner of Gorillaz."

"Whoa! It's such an honor!"

"Yes, yes, I'm sure it is, now could you hand me another beer?"

"Yes sir!" Joe said.

Author's Note: Another one finished! I bet all of you are still guessing the wrong thing, my mind is just to random to figure out! 8P