RM: …………

And so it was. The blue L shaped block VS. the other blue L shaped block. They were falling, ready to collide. They had no weapon or supplies. Just their own wit. It all came down to this.

" Yo, man, I saw you flirtin with my wife over there!" said the first block.

" Who? Miss straight line over there? I wouldn't flirt with her if she was 3-D!"

" Oh yeah, you won't go out with anything that's straight! I forgot."

" Say that to my face, nigga!"

" There aint' no black blocks in Tetris!"

" In the later ones, there was!"

" Yeah, but this is the original Tetris! Not frickin' Tetris worlds!"

" Yeh, but there aint' no white blocks either! So what does that make us?"

" I don't know! Ask your Mom when you get demoted to Pokemon!"

" Ah, that broke the line right there!"

" Nah,the only thingthat broke was your Mom's water after she had that elephant! Then the elephant had you!"

" But then my Mom wouldn't have the elephant, dumbass!"

" Yeah, she just had every other animal in the world!"

" Yeah, what are you, a cross between a baboon's ass and your sister? Oh, yeah, then you'd just be a hairy ass!"

" Man, your just- Before he could finish he collided with the other block, and they created a double combo, killing them both in the process.

Next Time…

A tetris block becomes a pixel for the main character of a World War II game. Will he survive?

RM: Uuuuuuuuuh… Yeah…