RM: Finally, after accumulating enough reviews, I'm ready to update! Thank you, people who actually took the time to review. I'm sort of down today cuz' my best friend just said I'm not his friend anymore, cuz' apparently I'm a loser. But enough jibber-jabber! On with the show!

"For all of the people out there tired of regular chewing gum, try new exploding gum! It's made with real napalm! It's also from the creators of Big Mama's House 2, and Bruce Bigallo: European Jigallo! That's right, the W.O.M.D. (Weapons Of Mass Destruction)! Although it's not currently available in America, it is available at a foreign weapon factory near you! Finally, it will only be available until the end of the Iraqi War! In other words, there is an endless supply! So get out and buy the only infadel approved product on the market!"

The red L-Shaped block turned off the commercial, and went to school. He went in to class.

The teacher (Mr. Green L-Shaped Block) was talking about Montu Picchu.

"Montu Pikachuuuuuuu!" Shouted the red L-Shaped block. The class laughed. After class was over, his teacher tapped them on the shoulder and dragged him back to class.

"Son, you've been drafted."

"To Pokemon'? NOT AGAIN!"

"No, it's almost half as bad. You've been forced to become the pixel for the main character of a low-budget World-War Two Game."

"Damn, life's a bitch!" Shouted the child block.

After a few months, the block returned.

"It got cut before it got into stores!" He yelled in happiness.

His girlfriend, the Purple Straight Line put him in a chair, and put in a disc that read "Intimate Music" on the front. It started playing.

PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME

Peanut butter JELLY, Peanut butter JELLY, Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly!

PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME

To be continued…

RM: Next time: Another block. Another story. Two kings fight for the ultimate title: To be 3-D. The gargantuan sized, poorly written, and totally out of line FINAL CHAPTER. Next time on PROBLEMS OF THE EVERYDAY SQUARE!