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TEEN TITANS: ALADDIN

Chapter II

"Stop, thief!"

Our scene begins with Starfire rushing forward and stopping on the edge of a roof, carrying a loaf of bread. She almost drops it. She turns back to see Slade, Mammoth, and Warp coming toward her. Starfire is wearing a similar outfit of Aladdin's, but she wears a SHIRT underneath the purple vest.

"Remember," Control Freak said, in front the camera. "Beside the fact that Aladdin wears the vest, he never wore a shirt underneath."

"That's kind of a good thing," Fang agreed. "We don't want her… knobs… busting out now, do we?"

"Show us the knobs!" Half of the males from Teen Titans yelled.

"Shut up or I'll whip you with DWOD!" Control Freak shouted. Anyway, back to the movie…

"I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!" Slade said, pulling out a sword.

"Um, isn't that a bit, violent?" Mammoth asked.

Warp smacks him on the head. "This film is supposed to have some violence in it!"

Starfire looks back down, and then at the bread.

"All this for a loaf of bread?" Starfire asked herself. Without any second thoughts, she jumps off.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

She landed on two ropes strung between the buildings, with drying clothes on them. She slides down them in a rapid speed, collecting pieces of clothing on her as she goes. Finally, she's nearing the end of the rope, at a window. Jinx sees her, screams, reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Starfire slams into the shutters and falls to the street. Her fall is broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around her.

"Owww," she moans. Then she quickly shots out a hand from inside the pile, and catches the bread on cue. She pulls off the top layer of clothes.

"There she is!" Slade shouted from the roof. Starfire looks up.

"You won't get away so easy!" Warp told her, waving a fist.

"You think that was easy?" Starfire asked them.

Then she hears someone laughing. She looks at Raven, Bumble Bee, and Terra, who were laughing at her. She smiles nervously when she turns around to see the palace guards nearby, still searching for her.

"You two, over that way, and you, follow me!" Slade instructs Warp and Mammoth. "We'll find her…"

"I do not wish to be found," Starfire said.

She quickly pulls a sheet over her and wraps herself as a disguise. She rushes over to the other girls.

"Morning, dear friends!" she greeted them.

"Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Starfire?" Bumble Bee asked.

"We?" Starfire repeated, looking confused. "How are you in trouble?"

"Question later, Star baby," Control Freak.

"Trouble?" Starfire repeated the keyword. She smiles. "I do not think so. You're only in trouble if you get caught --"

Slade's hand grabs Starfire's shoulder and yanks her back. Her disguise falls off.

"Eep! I'm in trouble!" Starfire gasped.

Slade's eyes gleamed. "This time --"

But his turban was pulled down over his face. Beast Boy, now morphed into a green monkey, stands on Slade' head, laughing.

"Guys, did you see that!" he giggled.

"We all saw that, Beast Boy," Raven said.

"Perfect timing, friend Beast Boy!" Starfire thanked him.

"Perfect? It was excellent!" Beast Boy said, emphasizing on the last word with pride. Then he jumps on Starfire --

(Cast: GASP!)

-- ON the shoulder!

(Cast: sigh with relief)

"Come, let's leave!" Starfire says. Then she began her song.

Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline

One swing ahead of the sword

I steal only what I can't afford

That's everything!

Starfire, during her song, dodges Mammoth, who was wielding a sword. Beast Boy raspberries at Mammoth, then ducks an attack. Mammoth swings at Starfire, but destroys a barrel of fish. She then pulls out his belt, down came his pants. We catch a glimpse of his teddy bear-printed boxers.

"Okay, now this awkward," Mammoth said in a nervous whisper. Gizmo (off-screen) chuckles. As Starfire runs off, Mammoth pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.

"Now THIS is awkward!" Mammoth shouted.

CLICK! FLASH!

"Was that the camera!" he panicked. Cyborg hides the evidence behind his back and whistles with innocence.

Starfire and Beast Boy stops in front of Warp. He tries to slash them, but they duck.

One jump ahead of the lawmen

That's all, and that's no joke

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!

Starfire and Beast Boy scamper up a pile of barrels, and then she kicks one down on top of another Warp.

"Riffraff!" said Warp.

"Street rat!" said Mammoth.

"Scoundrel!" Slade shouted at her.

"Take that!" Mammoth throws a couple of fruits at her, but she dodges. Starfire had scampered to the top of a platform. She looks down at them with puppy eyes.

"Just a little snack, guys!" she sang.

Then she quickly dodges again when they threw knives and swords at her. Slade, Warp, and Mammoth began shaking the platform back and fro trying to knock her off.

Rip her open, take it back guys! They sang in unison.

Starfire jumps off the platform, and grabs Beast Boy's hands. The pair swings into a room.

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

You're my only friend, Beast Boy!

"Thanks!" Beast Boy said. Speedy, Kid Flash, and Rorek, who were all in the same room, began to sing...

"I'm going to kill the person who wrote this script," Rorek growls.

"Actually, these costumes are quite comfy," Kid Flash sighs.

"Don't say that!" Speedy hissed. "I'm disturbed enough already!"

Control Freak whips the three of them with DWOD.

"I said, sing! Not talk! Do your duties, slaves!" he boomed.

The three young men gave him death glares and began to sing.

Oh, it's sad that Starfire's hit the bottom

She's become a one-gal rise in crime

"I'd blame parents, except she hasn't got 'em!" Mother Mae-Eye appears. Starfire continues her song.

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

Then with that, she and Beast Boy exit. Then we cut to Killer Moth flexing his muscles to a crowd.

"I don't enjoy this one bit!" he growled, glaring at the director. Control Freak just sips from a soda can.

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a nom de plume

As Slade, Mammoth, and Warp rush past, we cut to Starfire and Beast Boy behind Killer Moth, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and they are discovered. They silently rush off.

"Non de plume? What's that?" Beast Boy asked. Nobody asks him.

One jump ahead of the hitmen

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I'll take a stroll around the block

Starfire and Beast Boy, pursued by the guards, race through a flock of sheep.

Then they jump over a Brother Blood sleeping on a bed of nails. One by one, the guards followed their example until Mammoth lands on Blood.

"You moron!" he screamed in agony.

"Sorry," Mammoth apologizes sheepishly.

Meanwhile, Beast Boy disguises himself with jewels until a Katarou (the guy from "Quest") discovers him.

"Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!" he shouted. Starfire quickly grabs Beast Boy and ran off. Soon, they are surrounded by the palace guards in front of a door.

Let's not be too hasty, Starfire sang.

The door opens and Red-X comes out. He holds her affectionately.

Still I think she's rather tasty, he sang.

"Star, I think Red-X is a cannibal!" Beast Boy gasped in horror.

Starfire screams and blasts Red-X with a star bolt. Red-X groans and falls unconscious.

"Oh, come on! We just nailed that scene!" Control Freak cried.

Starfire tumbles away before she gets whipped by DWOD. Then she puts her arm around a Warp, acting like they're all good chums.

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Otherwise we'd get along!

"WRONG!" they all shouted and they all jump into a pile and fight. When they stop, Starfire and BB are gone. They are sneaking away in barrels. They run across a flaming pit, followed by the guards who all hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks.

Starfire and Beast Boy pass Adonis (who is a sword swallower). Then BB goes back, pulls the sword out of the Adonis' mouth. ABU advances on the guards, who retreat in fear.

"He's got a sword!" Mammoth screams in terror.

Beast Boy laughs maniacally.

"You idiots!" Slade growls, and pulls out his sword. "We've ALL got swords!

"Oh, you're right. I feel like an idiot," Warp slaps his forehead.

The guards then raised their swords. Beast Boy gulps, sets the sword down gently, and then runs. Starfire is once again surrounded, with guards coming from left and right. She jumps up and climbs a robe trick being done on the street. The palace guards all crash into each other. Ouch.

"Why are all acting like fools?" Slade yelled.

One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!

Vandal!

One hop ahead of the hump!

Street rat!

One trick ahead of disaster

Scoundrel!

They're quick--but I'm much faster

Take that!

They chase Starfire up a staircase into a room. She grabs a carpet.

Here goes, better throw my hand in

Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump!

And she jumps out the window. Slade, Mammoth, and Warp follow her (idiots!), but they go straight down to the street, and land in a pile of fertilizer.

"Manure! I hate manure!" Warp shouted. (1)

"When Isla comes back from whatever is her business, I'll kill her!" Slade said, his head now filling with lists of revenge.

(1) A line from "Back to the Future 2".

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