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Claimer: I own DWOD.
TEEN TITANS: ALADDIN
Chapter II
Starfire, meanwhile, uses the carpet as a parachute to land safely and out of danger. Starfire and Beast Boy high-five each other.
"We sure made monkeys out of them, Star!" Beast Boy laughed.
"It was glorious!" she exclaimed. Then she breaks the bread in two and gives half to her friend. "And now, esteemed effendi, we feast!"
Starfire begins to eat but she looks over to see Kole and Larry the Titan rummaging through the garbage can for food.
"But… but I thought we are looking for Waldo!" Larry protested.
"Who's Waldo?" Kole asked. Then she sees Starfire, then drops her find and tries to hide. Starfire, with teary eyes, looks at them, then the bread, then at Beast Boy.
He knows what on her mind. "Uh-oh! No way, Star! We risked our lives to get this!"
"But Beast Boy, they need this more than we do."
"NO! This bread came to me! It's mine! My preciousss..."
He takes a big bite of his food. He chews on the bread for a few moments then spit it out.
"ACK! This is meat bread!" he exclaimed in horror. Cyborg laughs at his own little prank. Starfire gets up and walks over to the children. Kole pulls Larry back.
"Hi, Starfire!" The little Titan greeted the alien in a very loud voice.
Starfire holds up the bread in front of them.
"Here, go on--take it," she said. The children looked at each other and Kole reluctantly takes the bread. Starfire, now smiling, pats them on their heads. They giggle with delight. Beast Boy tries then looks guilty.
"Give them the bread now, little green dude," Control Freak spoke up gently. This voice turned deep and raspy, "Or you shall fear the Wrath of DWOD."
"Aw, dude! What the heck!" he moaned. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head.
"Good monkey!" they cooed in unison.
"Ah, don't," he said. "Huh?"
Beast Boy sees Starfire walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Starfire peers over the shoulders of people. She sees Blackfire, in magnificent attire, riding on a horse. The horse looks familiar, he looks like—
"Bloody bugger!" Mad Mod cried. Or in this case, neighed. "I'm going to kill the ducky who turned me into a horse."
"Be quiet," Blackfire told him and she whips him with DWOD. Mad Mod whimpers in a horse-like manner.
"Aw, what's the manner, Mod?" BB asked, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "Why the long face?"
Everyone on the set, except Mod, began to laugh. Then they suddenly shut up when they saw Control Freak reaching for DWOD.
"On her way to the palace, I suppose," Aqualad said thoughtfully.
"Another snotty suitor for the prince," Gizmo sighs.
"Blackfire?" Starfire gasped when she saw her sister. Then she is startled as Kole and Larry come running out from the alley.
"Hey, there's Waldo! I found him!" Larry exclaimed.
"Larry, come back here!" Kole shouted after him.
Larry runs out in front of the Mod-Horse, startling him.
"Out of my way, you filthy brats!" Blackfire snarls as brings up her whip to attack the children. Starfire, with Beast Boy on her shoulder, jumps in front of them and catches the whip.
"If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners," she said, glaring.
Blackfire looks offended. "Oh--I teach you some manners!"
She kicks Starfire into a mud puddle. The crowds laugh at the fallen alien. Beast Boy looks disgusted when he realized he was covered in mud.
"Oh, come on! I just cleaned my fur yesterday!" he groans.
Starfire stares after Blackfire. "Look at that, friend Beast Boy. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!"
"WHHAAAAAT!" Mad Mod shouts and stops in front of the doors to the castle. He gave Star a dirty look, and it looks funny. Hehe.
Blackfire turns back to Starfire.
"You are a worthless street rat," she told her in a perfect bad gal sort-of-way. "You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!"
Starfire, now offended, rushes to Blackfire , but the doors slam shut in his face.
"I am not worthless!" she called out. Then she added, scratching her head, "And I do not have fleas."
Realizing what she is doing, she sighs. "Come on, Beast Boy. Let's go home."
As they start homeward bound, Starfire began to sing:
Riffraff, street rat.
I don't buy that.
If only they'd look closer
Would they see a poor boy?
No siree.
She makes the climb to her home with the view, then tucks in BB for the night.
They'd find out, there's so much more to me.
She pulls back a curtain to reveal the beautiful palace. She sighs deeply.
"Someday, Beast Boy, things are gonna change," she told him as she gazes at the palace. "We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all."
Dissolve to same shot during day. Cut to chamber. The door bursts open, and Blackfire storms in.
"I've never been so insulted!" she growls.
"Oh, Princess Blackfire. You're not leaving so soon, are you?" said a mysterious voice in the shadow. The figure steps out; and the guy who's playing the Sultan is… Batman!
Everyone was all wide-eyed and their jaws were open.
"Wha- wha- what are you doing here!" Control Freak asked, really shocked.
"Aladdin is my favorite movie," Batman replied in a monotone voice.
"Good luck marrying him off!" Blackfire shouted as she storms away. We see a glimpse of a pink and black underwear through her ripped rear area of her pants.
Batman rolls his eyes. "Oh, Robin!"
He goes off into the garden looking for his "son".
"Robin! Robin!" he calls out.
He finds him, but is interrupted by Silkie, now a huge worm, who blocks him off. Silkie has a piece of Blackfire's underpants in his mouth. Batman grabs the cloth and yanks it out of the worm's teeth.
"Confound it, Silkie!" he said. "So, this is why Princess Blackfire stormed out."
Silkie then comes over and allows Robin to pet and hug him.
"I don't want to hug a worm," he mutters. But he did anyway. "Oh… father. It's strange calling Batman 'father'. Silkie was just playing with her, weren't you Silkie? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Princess Blackfire, weren't you?
"I am not self-absorbed!" Blackfire shouted. Then she looks lovingly at herself in a nearby mirror. "Oh, you are one hot female."
Robin cuddles with Silkie (shudders), enjoying the moment (shudders again), until he looks up at Batman.
"Please don't get any ideas; Silkie and I were just good friends!"
"Robin, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor that comes to call," Batman scolded him. "The law says you..."
Then they both said it together as they walk over to a dove cage, "...must be married to a princess."
"By your next birthday," Batman added.
"The law is wrong!" Robin protested. "Sheesh, talk about being stubborn."
"You were always stubborn. You've only got three more days."
Robin takes a dove out of the cage and pets it. "Batman, I mean father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love."
"AWWWW," everyone sighed.
"Robin," the Dark Night began. He now looks concerned. "It's not only this law. I'm not going to be around forever, and I just want to make sure you're taken care of, provided for."
Then he puts it back in the cage.)
Robin groans. "Try to understand! I've never done a thing on my own."
He swirls his finger in the water of the pond, petting the fish. (Okay, enough petting! I'm already disturbed!)
"Beside the Titans… I've never had any real friends."
Silkie looks up at him and growls.
"Except you, Silkie."
Satisfied, the large worm goes back to sleep.
"I've never even been outside the palace walls."
"But Robin, you're a prince," Batman stated.
"Then maybe I don't want to be a prince!" the Boy Wonder decided.
Batman sighs in defeat. "I give up. I forbid you should have any sons!"
As the Dark Knight stalks off, Robin goes to the dove cage and yanks open the door. The birds fly off into freedom... and one of them gets shot in mid-air. All eyes turn to see Control Freak hastily hides a shotgun behind his back.
"What?" he said
Meanwhile, Batman was walking into a chamber that was filled with assortment of toys.
"I don't know where he gets it from. His mother wasn't nearly so picky," he said this he began to fingering a miniature version of the castle. A shadow falls over him. He looks up, half-startled and sees Kitten smiling menacingly at him. Cyborg is sitting on her shoulder with an exact grin.
"Ah, Kitten," he spoke up. "My most… trusted… advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisdom."
"Ooh, really?" she gasped. "My life is but to serve you, my bat lord. What seems to be the trouble?"
"It's this suitor business," Batman told her. "Robin refuses to choose a wife. I'm at my wit's-end."
"Awk! Wit's-end!" Cyborg squawked. "Why am I playing the parrot?"
"I don't know, it was the script," Control Freak said.
Batman notices Cyborg and pulls out a cracker from his pocket. Cyborg is terrified. Not terrified of the cracker; terrified of Batman giving him a cracker.
"Have a cracker, pretty polly," Batman said, smirking.
"Nuh-uh! Over my dead--" Cyborg didn't finish because Batman had stuff the cracker down the cyborg-turned-parrot's mouth. Cyborg grimaced.
"TOFU CRACKERS!" he chokes out.
Kitten laughs. "Your Batness certainly has a way with dumb animals."
Cyborg glares at her.
"Now then," she began, "perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem. But it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond."
Batman looks down at the ring he's wearing. (Imagine Bats wearing a ring…)
"My ring? But it's been in the family for years. Not that I own it in reality."
"It is necessary to find the prince a suitor."
Then she turns her staff with a cobra head towards the Dark Knight. The eyes of the staff begin to glow. The room darkens; Kitten's voice slows down and deepens. Batman's eyes get a hypnotized look.
"Don't worry. Everything will be fine," she commented. She seems to enjoy mesmerizing old Bats.
"Everything...will be...fine."
"The diamond."
"Here, Kitten," he removes his ring and hands it to her. "Whatever you need will be fine."
The room returns to normal as Kitten grabs the ring.
"You are most gracious, my liege! Now run along and play with your little toys."
"Yes…"
Then Kitten and Cyborg exit. Once they're out of the room, Cyborg spits out the cracker.
"I can't take it anymore!" he shouted. "If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting tofu crackers...bam! Whack!"
Kitten pulls a rope, which reveals a hidden entrance to her chambers.
"Oh shut up, metal brain," Kitten said.
"… Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!"
"Soon, I will be sultan, not that cowl-wearing bat!"
"And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! Hahahahahaha!--"
Cyborg stopped laughing when he realized it was Batman he was talking about.
"I mean, noooooo!"
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