Will Momiji never learn?
Momiji: Why do women's chests expand and men's don't?
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Hatori: Oh, Momiji. Okay. It all comes down to genetics.
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Ayame: You know, I never really thought about that… (cups his flat chest)
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Shigure: Men have to have something interesting to look at!
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Ayame: I mean, if men enjoy squeezing them so much…
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Kyo: Why d'you think?
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Shigure: Also, breasts are there so that men can have something soft to fall on if they fall on a girl.
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Kagura: Well, what else would we use bras for?
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Tohru: MOMIJI! STOP!
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Yuki: Wow Momiji, you're really interested in this stuff aren't you?
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Hatori: Technically, every foetus is female before the sexual organs are decided…
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Hiro: You're asking me? I'm younger than you dickhead.
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Shigure: Otherwise it'll hurt the poor girl when we land on her flat chest and we might end up breaking their ribs.
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Ayame: Oh wow, Momiji! That's an ingenious question! Really!
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Hatori: Which is why men have nipples, even though they're flat chested.
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Ayame: But Santa wasn't flat chested… he was also fat though…
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Shigure: And we don't want to break her ribs, because you'd rather keep your eardrums intact and working…
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Hatori: That's why men have nipples in the first place…
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Shigure: (frowns thoughtfully) But she'd most likely be screaming in your ear because you fell on her in the first place…
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Ayame: I wonder what it's like? To have jelly dangling from your chest?
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Hatori: Because the nipples have appeared before the gender is decided.
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Shigure: I advise that you block your ears with earplugs before you ever fall on a girl.
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Ayame: Perhaps I'll go and get implants… ooh!
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Kyo: What, d'you think girls' shirts would look hot if they didn't have anything to fill them out?
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Tohru: Ooh look Momiji, there's food to cook! Let's forget this whole conversation and eat!
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Hatori: Hmm, I've never know Tohru to be so forceful before…Ayame: I could buy my very own pair of bikinis!
Shigure: Hmm...
