Hiya guys! As Starskysea mentioned in a review, Momiji IS old enough to know about all this and do it, but hey, where's the fun if you look at technicalities. Thanks for pointing that out though! AND THANK YOU GUYS FOR REVIEWING! On to more disturbing matters…

Momiji: How do mermaids do it?

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Shigure: You know, I think you should capture one and find out!

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Kagura: Go fishing and ask them! "How do you f!#?"

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Ayame: Maybe they lay eggs… like fish!

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Kyo: I dunno. D'you actually think mutant fish like that exist?

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Tohru: OH!

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Shigure: Ask for a PERSONAL demonstration, especially if it's a sexy female with long golden blonde hair…

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Ayame: Or maybe they give birth like dolphins?

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Shigure: And BIG tits… VERY big. Cause mermaids don't have bras to wear, do they?

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Kagura: If they don't comply, smash 'em over the head and hold them hostage! That always works… (strokes her frying pan lovingly)

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Ayame: You know, I was a mermaid in a past life…

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Hatori: Technically, if you look at their genetic make-up, there is no possible way for these fantasy creatures to breed.

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Ayame: A hotheaded young thing too, all the mer-guys wanted to marry me. I was a princess!

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Hiro: You idiot. Mermaids aren't real.

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Ayame: But I fell in love with a human… (silence)

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Shigure: I wonder what they drink, everything would be tainted with seawater!

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Ayame: OW! Hatori just hit me over the head, Momiji.

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Kagura: You know, next time I'm beside the sea, I'm going to ask that.

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Akito: Ugh, you immature rabbit. Mermaids are just as likely to exist as Unicorns or… leprechauns…

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Shigure: You can't drug them underwater, can you?

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Akito: Don't look so flattened. I'm only telling the truth.

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Rin: Well, when my horse form can fly maybe I'll actually believe you asked that question with a trace of sanity.

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Kyo: You seriously don't want to own up to asking something that stupid.

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Yuki: …

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Shigure: Why did you ask anyway Momiji? Aren't you happy being a cursed human? Would you rather be part fish?

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Ayame: Don't ask me any more questions. Hatori ruined my fun.

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Any ideas for questions? Shoot 'em at me. I'm willing to listen and reply! Thanks a bunch!