A/N: ok the first chap was really short I know but I will try to make them longer u don't know how long this takes!
And I don't own DBZ if I did Vegeta would be mine and mine alone! However Oroku and Gochi are mine!
Chapter 2: School, Papers, and Flowers
Gochi sighed as she was still baffled as to who this person was and why they were in the house. Still, Bulma and Vegeta would be home soon and she had to clean up before they got there.
"Ok keep calm" Gochi said as she cleaned, "he must know them other wise he wouldn't be here right?"
"Yes...That makes sense." Oroku said as he watched Gochi jump 5 feet in the air and whirl around to face him with a pillow outstretched like she was holding something threatening.
"Where did you come from?" She was very paranoid now. Then something happened she would wonder about for the rest of her days.
She blinked. And just like that he was gone.
"I must be going crazy." she mumbled.
"Well crazy people do often talk to themselves." Oroku said thoughtfully in the chair behind her.
"Why do you keep doing that?" She yelled at him as she swung around a second time only to be greeted with an empty chair." You're really creeping me out know... And when I'm creeped out I throw things and I don't want to hurt you." She warned as she looked around wildly to find the missing man.
"Why do you try so hard to find me when I'm right here?" He said with a big grin on his face when she locked her eyes with his. She not daring to blink this time. 'If I don't blink he can't get away!' she thought triumphantly.
"It isn't that hard to see a grown man you know, I don't understand why you're having so much trouble." He said while disappearing this time in front of her eyes.
"STOP IT!" She screamed turning every which way to find him again. "WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME LIKE THIS?" She kept spinning until she saw someone in front of her and, not knowing who it was, hit him across the face.
Then she was screwed.
Vegeta was standing in front of her with a look of surprise on his face along with a long red mark on his cheek.
"OHMYGOSHIMSOSORRYVEGETAIWASLOOKINGFOROROKUIDIDN'TMEANTOHITYOUPLEASEDON'TKILLME!" With that she went to hiding behind Oroku.
"What do you mean looking for him...HE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!" Vegeta advanced on Gochi and she shrunk back from his massive form.
(Vegeta's POV)
I saw her trying to hide and I found it more than entertaining, I love treating her like this. Though I must admit lately she has been getting slowly more defiant. Maybe I should put her in the GR for a couple of days... through all this I didn't notice Bulma's hand on my ear and Oroku screaming at me...Maybe I should pay attention.
(Normal POV)
"FOR GOODNESS SAKE DAD LET GO OF HER HAIR!"
"HONESTLY VEGETA SHE IS OUR GUEST AND HOUSEMAID!"
"Guest? SHE is not a guest that stopped happening after the first three years! House maid I will agree with though." Vegeta spat at Bulma, except he didn't mean to actually spit in her face.
"VEGETA BRIEF! NOTHING FOR YOU TONIGHT!"
Gochi, now with her hair free from Vegeta whispered. "Can't we just have dinner and go to bed." however her small voice was not heard over the argument between Vegeta and Bulma on whether or not he was getting any or not that night.
"I'll have dinner with you Gochi." Oroku offered kindly giving her a plate and ushered her into the kitchen.
In the kitchen
"What do you want to eat I can make almost anything you want." Orokuagain offered kindly, ignoring the bickering in the room next to them. Gochi then noticed his school books on the table.
"May I look?" Gochi asked innocently.
"Sure." He answered without looking down from the cupboard he was searching in.
As she looked through the English book she found herself toung tied trying to figure out the foreign language.
"There...They're?...Their?...Why do they need three?" She asked again very innocently.
"What?"
"There are three...There's I don't understand."
"Well...one of them is for a place like it's over there, and then there's that is their's, and finally there is they're here, do you understand now?"
"...?... (cricket noise)...Not quite." at that Oroku closed the book and offered her some soup for dinner. After dinner she saw a small piece of paper fall out of his pocket as he walked out of the room.
"Wait Oroku! You dropped something!"
"No I didn't that's for you." And he was gone.
The note read this:
Dear Gochi,
I wish to invite you to dinner with me next Friday at 7p.m. I will pick you up at the front door, dress fancy.
Sarg. Oroku Brief.
End note.
Gochi was stunned and a little offended. He had to ask her out through a note after all what kind of man can he be! And not to mention he made her look quite stupid early with the disappearing act he kept up! Still she wrote back saying she would be delighted to go.
One week later...Friday.
Oroku was waiting just where he said he would as she came from Bulma's room and Bulma behind her squealing like a little girl about how Gochi looked so nice in the Kimono she had given her to wear.
And there he stood with a bouquet of red roses with a single white rose in the middle of the bunch for her.
"Your carriage awaits m'lady."
A/N: well a nice long chapter for you and the date will be the nextchapie...muahahahahaha they will suffer! Anyway R&R and I will update fast!
