Back, again, this time with a question donated by eastercat. Thanks! And, like she pointed out, no, they don't all have to be questions about how whatever-species-it-is mates, they can be other questions. However, with Ayame and Shigure answering the questions? They can twist it…
DISCLAIMER: (may as well, I mean, everybody knows this already though.) I don't own ANYTHING. (to do with Fruba or anything else at all.) Here we are!
Momiji: Why is the sky blue?
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Haru: …
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Shigure: Ooh! It's cause we're all looking up God's wife's skirt!
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Haru: And you're asking about this, why?
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Ayame: (glances up and stares) You know, I never noticed that…
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Yuki: Oh dear…
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Kisa: It's not always blue. Sometimes it's black.
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Yuki: Momiji, don't listen to anything Shigure or Ayame tell you on this subject.
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Shigure: Or it could be God's skirt? Who knows?
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Hiro: You idiot, everybody knows it's a reflection of the sea.
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Shigure: He might be a cross dresser!
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Tohru: It's blue because blue is such a pretty colour!
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Haru: You really don't want to know why I think the sky is blue.
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Uo: Kid, you've got some weird questions.
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Ayame: Are we sure it's blue though? I mean, our eyes might be deceiving us!
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Shigure: But that's not right, I mean what else do you think the Black Holes in Space are?
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Uo: Are you sure carrot top didn't knock the sense outta ya?
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Hana: It's a reflection of all the electrical signals coming together.
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Shigure: Unless God had a sex change…
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Hana: They are One.
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Shigure: But she MUST be female…
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Hatori: There are many theories and I'm a doctor, not a rocket scientist.
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Shigure: Cause the Black Holes are the bits where all the baby Gods and Goddesses come out!
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Kyo: Stop asking me stupid questions ya dumb bunny!
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Shigure: And they call me a pervert. What about all those guys who look up at nighttime with their telescopes!
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Akito: It's blue because I say it's blue!
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Rin: It's not blue. You're just an idiot.
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Shigure: They're looking straight up her skirt!
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Kureno: Akito says that it's because of her, and I believe her.
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Shigure: She doesn't want to be perved on like that! The stars are her blanket.
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Ayame: I mean, all the colours we see could be different! What about the people who are colour blind, what if they're seeing the REAL colours and we're all colour blind?
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Shigure: And the moon and the sun are her luscious bosoms.
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Ayame: Our brains are in a conspiracy to corrupt us!
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Yuki: … Are you sure it's blue, Momiji?
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Shigure: And all the planets are her pimples and moles.
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Ayame: There's something going on here that we don't know about!
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Haru: No, I'm serious, walk away now.
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Ayame: One by one, the colours in the world are going to strangle us!
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Shigure: She's not really that attractive at all is she?
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Kagura: It's cause somebody left the water running up in Heaven…
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Akito: DON'T QUESTION MY WORD!
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Kagura: If the sky falls in on us we'll be very wet.
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Ayame: AHHH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
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Shigure: I'll suggest Hatori to prescribe pimple cream to 'Mrs Blue-Sky'.
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Hatori: Don't listen to any suggestions from Shigure.
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Ayame: Unless... if I looked like the sky, would I die?
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Tohru: All people's thoughts and feelings come together and mix to make that pretty blue colour…
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Ayame:Maybe I should weave a sky blue dress and go out in the street!
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Tohru: Aww, that's such a sweet question Momiji!
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Ayame: Would I blend in with the sky?
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Shigure: She'd be much prettier then.
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Ayame: Would I be able to be invisible to the ferocious killer colours?
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Kureno: Akito's word is law.
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Ayame: Maybe I could learn to fly!
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Hatori: Well, Ayame's now in hospital because he attempted to jump off a cliff…Shigure: He was wearing such a pretty blue dress too. It almost acted like a parachute…
Until next time folks. I'm trying, very slowly (don't think it's working though) to make chapters longer. Meh, whatever. Thanks for reviewing! Keep 'em coming! I get all warm fuzzies, lol. Seeya in Chap 5!
