DISCLAIMER: I own Oroku and Gochi but not any of the original dbz cast…..not even Vegeta sniff

A/N: sorry this took so long I have had trouble getting it done. I won't make tons of excuses though so on with the fic!

The Date

Oroku led Gochi to the car and opened the door for her.

"Ladies first."
After an hour and a half of trying to find the restaurant that was supposed to be only 15 minuets away they ran hoping that they had held there reservation, and to there horror a person they thought they were sure not to run into the whole night was standing right in front of them!

"Table for two then?" Trunks smirked at them.

The couple was silent for a moment until Gochi realized that Oroku's arm was twitching.
"Yes! Yes we had a reservation!" She practically jumped up and yelled at the top of her lungs. The noise snapped Oroku out of his torture trance and once again took on a smirk that Gochi thought was too much like Vegeta's.

Trunks led them to there table and gave them there menus and as soon as Trunks was out of ear shot Gochi called over the manager and asked for a different server who promptly came to there table.
"Welcome to Sen Shi the best in Thai food! Have you decided?" chimed Vegeta as he had a very unlike Vegeta and oddly like Goku smile on his face.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Gochi burst, then realized where she was and sat down blushing.

"I am your new server you requested, have you chosen a dish?"

"Give us a few more minuets PLEASE." Oroku said through clenched teeth.

"Very well." Vegeta stated and practically skipped away.

"Why are they all here? Why me? Why us?" Gochi almost broke down before she felt a strong hand grab her arm.

"I know what they are doing." Oroku whispered as he ducked down and glanced around the room. "They are trying to get us to leave they must have a trap of some sort." Oroku began to eye suspects that may be involved with the "trap".

"…."

"What?"

"I think your reading too much into it." Gochi said laying her head on the table.

"Have your chosen?" Vegeta seemed to appear out of nowhere and made Gochi nearly fall off her chair!

"Yes may we have a new server?" Oroku said calmly but he was still looking around for potential suspects. Vegeta left and the next few servers where thus:

Chi-Chi who came and began telling embarrassing stories of Gochi from when she was little.

Goku who dropped there food and began trying to pick it up from the floor and eat it himself completely forgetting where he was and who the food was for.

Oroku's arm begins to reach his jacket.

Bulma who began fussing over Oroku and how he looked saying that he needed a tie and fixing his hair.

Dende who didn't know why he was there and just left.

Piccolo who had gotten into the wine and got drunk and nearly destroyed Gochi's new kimono that Bulma had gotten her.

Trunks again and before he could even say anything they change servers again.

Bulla who couldn't read so she kept asking Oroku to read her a story.

Oroku's arm twitches a little.

Buu who ate everything he was supposed to take to them.

Majin Vegeta who went crazy and blew up half of the restaurant before Goku and normal Vegeta tackled him and drug him out.

King Vegeta who was predicting Oroku's death if he ate the fish.

Mr. Popo who also didn't know why he was there and left.

Rick Rickstine who just yelled "I will avenge!" and jumped out a window.

Trunks again and before he could speak Oroku pulled out the knife he had concealed in his jacket and began to attempt to kill Trunks before Trunks ran screaming from the restaurant.

Goku who announced that he had retrieved all there food but ate it so it didn't matter.

Yamcha who was found making out with Bulma right in front of them but they got attacked by Vegeta and Yamcha is no more.

Freeza who tried and failed to kill Oroku.

Cooler who also tried and failed to kill Oroku.

Bulma again and before she could say anything Oroku broke.

"I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! GOCHI WE ARE LEAVING!" and with that he picked her up and flew out of the restaurant.
All of there "servers" where talking together and eating Gochi and Oroku's meal.
"Do you think it worked?" Trunks asked through a mouth full of chicken.
"I think it did son, I think it did." Vegeta smirked triumphantly.

A/N ok so the reason my name is Bvexpert and Gochi-son is that Gochi-son is my poster, my computer wont let me post for some reason so give a big thanks to Gochi-son for the posting! Plz R&R!