Again, I'm back! Whoa, I've updated a lot today… or is it just that it feels like it? I don't think that much has been achieved. Just a couple of short chapters. Lol. Rightio, this question came from SonMina! Thanks heaps!

Momiji: What's the difference between men and women?

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Rin: Bunny boy, are you blind?

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Kagura: We have big knockers! (shakes her boobs in Momiji's face)

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Rin: Men's bulges are a hell of a lot lower than female's bulges.

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Ayame: (unzips his pants) I'll show you…

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Shigure: Women are useful for only one thing.

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Haru: Well, seeing as you asked, apparently women are from Venus and men are from Mars.

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Shigure: Oh, what's the difference? HAHAHAHA!

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Ayame: Women don't have… (points down) … that

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Shigure: They can cook, for starters.

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Rin: Women and men are nothing alike.

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Shigure: And sing! Although they tend to sing in the shower…

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Tohru: (blushing) Uhh… well… women have…

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Haru: Which is obviously complete crap.

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Shigure: Or perhaps it's not so much singing, more like warbling…

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Rin: Except for Akito… you can't tell what that fricking shim is.

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Yuki: Don't tell me you're that stupid.

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Haru: It's not true, seriously.

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Shigure: A bit like a dying bird.

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Tohru: And… well… men have…

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Haru: We're all from the same planet, just males evolved in the right places.

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Shigure: But both men and women seem to have this problem…

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Kyo: Ask Haru, he combines the two by being part cow.

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Haru: I DO NOT!

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Kyo: And tell him when you see him that it's rude to eavesdrop.

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Tohru: Hey look, there's a stray rice ball Momiji!

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Hiro: … I'm not even going to stoop to the level of answering that.

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Tohru: Chase it! It's getting away!

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Ayame: And their mothers, if they want a girl, eat a lot of jelly…

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Shigure: Oh! And they can get the stains off of undies.

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Ayame: …before the baby is born so that their child will have boobs on its chest.

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Hatori: (shaking his head) This is why I passed medical school and Ayame didn't.

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Shigure: They're the two main differences.

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Hatori: You are old enough to read, you should look this stuff up, Momiji.

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Shigure: Without women, men would starve and walk around all dirty down under.

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Uo: Uhh… should I take that as an insult and smash you?

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Kisa: … last time I checked, you were older than me…

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Hana: I shall search for a suitable asylum for you.

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Uo: Or take that as a compliment and smash you?

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Haru: (furious) DO YOU WANT TO TAKE ME ON YOU STUPID CAT!

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Kyo: YA DAMN COW! STOP LISTENING IN!

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Uo: Either way, compliment or insult, it's disturbing. Tell those two to shut up.

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Akito: I am the difference between Man and Woman.

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Rin: YEAH! YOU'RE A SHIM!

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Yuki: Girls tend to obsess over little things.

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Shigure: And you wouldn't want to risk illness to your precious little man…

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Ayame: Ingenious, really. I suppose fathers eat a lot of coconut before conceiving if

they want a little boy…

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Shigure: Although I'm under the impression that Ayame had his removed.

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Kagura: And they spurt out milk when we've got a baby!

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Ayame: And a sausage, I think they most definitely eat a sausage too.

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Rin: Ugh, I won't be able to eat sausages for the rest of my life now.

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Ayame: It depends on the size of the sausage for how big in size the little boy will be.

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Kureno: Akito is sharpening a long silver sword to behead whoever called out that she is a shim.

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Yuki: And men take life at their own pace.

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Kureno: Akito would also like to point out that she is not a shim. She is a she.

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Ayame: My father didn't eat a very big sausage and my mother must've eaten a little bit of jelly before I was born…

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Akito: I would also like to say that I can speak for myself thank you very much.

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Ayame: Or maybe I'm just fat.

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Yuki: Oh my god, my brother has girly issues.

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Shigure: Momiji, you do realise that throughout this whole time everybody's been eavesdropping on everybody else?

Another one bites the dust! DONE,DONE AND DONE! I'll be back with whatever other suggestions have come up… and you're sparking ideas galore. You guys are brilliant! Chap 6 coming soon…