WHY? That is a question we all must answer one day… heh. Yeah, anyways, this question also came from Artemis Dea Vita. Sooo… I'll just get straight into it rather than bore you to tears with ranting. But hey, ranting is fun! Seeya at the end!

Momiji: Why did the chicken cross the road? (AN: WHY OH WHY! Sorry, I'm in a hypo mood)

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Ritsu: I'M SORRY! REALLY!

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Hatori: Possibly Shigure may have been behind the wheel and the thing was suicidal?

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Kagura: It was dared…

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Hiro: How am I expected to know what goes through a bird's mind?

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Kagura: …By a friend of a friend of mine.

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Ritsu: I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN IT OVER!

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Hatori: This is an old chicken joke.

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Ayame: It saw my shop!

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Rin: Likely as not it was running away from a butcher shop.

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Shigure: I was behind the wheel…

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Ritsu: IT WAS IN THE WAY!

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Ayame: And couldn't wait to get inside!

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Ritsu: I'M SO SORRY!

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Shigure: The thing must've been suicidal.

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Kagura: Cause Kyo wanted chicken for lunch

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Shigure: Or maybe it was acting in as the crossing lady?

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Yuki: Technically it was probably escaping from a stupid feline similar in appearance to our darling Kyo.

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Kagura: And I knew chickens were stupid.

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Kureno: I've gone temporarily deaf and I did not just hear that.

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Shigure: But really, who'd hire a chicken that can't be seen until the last second?

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Rin: HAHAHAHA! It was probably running to the government office to sign for divorce papers!

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Kagura: So this… er… 'friend of a friend of mine' dared it.

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Rin: Who'd want to be married to Kureno?

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Akito: How should I know? Fowls are too stupid to understand anything really.

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Ritsu: IT PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN A REAL ROAD!

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Kyo: Stupid bird.

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Ritsu: I PROBABLY RAN OVER AN INNOCENT CHICKEN THAT WASN'T EVEN ON THE ROAD!

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Kyo: Stupid rat.

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Rin: So it probably was willing to die.

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Yuki: You immature cat, you think I can't hear you?

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Kyo: YOU CALLIN' ME IMMATURE YA DUMB RAT, EH?

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Rin: 'Till death do us part'.

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Hatori: There are many answers, none of them even remotely worth going into.

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Ritsu: I'LL PAY FOR THE FUNERAL! I WILL!

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Kisa: A chicken?

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Ritsu: BECAUSE IT DESERVES A FUNERAL!

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Tohru: Oh the poor, poor thing… we should look for it! It might be lost!

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Rin:A... funeral? Has the monkey got a hinge loose?

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Uo: Who cares about a dumb chook? Catch it, cook it, eat it. It probably escaped from some old lady in the market or somethin'.

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Ritsu: I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL IT!

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Hatori: Let's leave it there for today, why don't we? Ritsu will be having seizures if he keeps up.

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More scepticism. I know what I'm going to do next though… mwahahahaha! Okay, no, so that didn't work. It just sounds like a sloppy kiss turned into laughter rather than having the evil effect intended for it… EVIL LAUGHTER HAS BEEN TAINTED! Sorry guys, thanks for reading and reviewing all previous chapters. (salutes) Seeya sometime soon!