Here we go again! OH WOW! Ha ha, I've posted a coupla stories already, but a while back Kute Anime Kitty pointed out that I had originally completely neglected to add Ritsu! GAH! So, now's he's been added, among the others. (Mainly the one that yells and pleads… and says sorry… a lot…) But thanks for all the reviews! AND the questions! Haha! This is heaps of fun! Keep 'em coming! This question comes from Teh Future Mrs Kyo Sohma. I'm sorta skipping from the different questions in order of whatever I'm inspired to write for. But duly note that I WILL use all questions in the end. If I've missed your question you have permission to hit me over the head none-too-lightly with a frying pan. But thanks a heap everybody! Ciao for now!
Momiji: What makes people cry?
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Ayame: Well, when babies are first born…
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Shigure: Okay, this is how it works…
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Ritsu: I don't know…
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Ayame: Doctors take them by their heel and dip them in a barrel of ice-cold water…
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Shigure: …First they drink a lot of water…
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Kagura: Squirt onions in their faces! That always works!
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Ayame: Otherwise they won't be able to cry without the water…
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Ritsu: I mean, I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO NOT KNOW!
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Shigure: And then put on a thing called crocodile tears…
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Ritsu: IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
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Ayame: And the baby will explode…
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Shigure: Of course, this only works if you're part crocodile.
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Ritsu: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL!
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Hiro: Well it's when they're sad dumbarse.
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Ritsu: AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!
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Ayame: This is why it is absolutely ESSENTIAL to have a barrel of ice-cold water to tip over a baby...
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Ritsu: AND ANYTHING ABOUT NOTHING!
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Tohru: Tears are the language of the soul.
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Ayame: Or to dip a baby in.
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Tohru: Or is that laughter?
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Ayame: Exploded babies are useless.
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Shigure: If you're not… then crying is just not for you.
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Hatori: People can cry for many reasons.
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Ayame: They'll never get the chance to grow up at all.
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Kyo: Ya stupid, dumb, rabbit. If I ever catch you cryin'…
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Rin: If you cry openly, you're weak.
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Kagura: WHEN IT RAINS! …
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Rin: Crying is seen as weakness.
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Kyo: Guys aren't supposed to cry.
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Yuki: Have you caught anyone crying, Momiji?
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Kagura: When it rains, people can't see the tears falling down your cheeks…
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Yuki: Was it that dumb cat?
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Kyo: HEY!
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Yuki: Or was it just a general question?
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Haru: Not all people cry.
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Akito: Don't you dare bring this up with me.
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Tohru: (remembering) But people also cry when they're afraid.
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Ayame: PLUS, you'd have a lot of mess to clean up.
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Akito: My private affairs are my private affairs.
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Ayame: If your baby exploded, I mean.
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Hiro: Cause if they're sad, of course they're gonna cry!
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Hana: It's their way to express their emotions.
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Ayame: And I suppose the mother would be sad.
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Hatori: It's a reaction of the same pheromones that cause you to laugh
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Uo: If you don't drink water, you can't cry.
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Hatori: … As well as causing you to cry.
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Rin: I'm done listening to you Momiji.
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Ayame: It's probably harder for people like us….
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Yuki: People like us? What's he talking about Momiji?
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Ayame: Who're cursed…
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Shigure: High school girls, high school girls!
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Ayame: Because then you'd be dipping a baby rabbit, or a baby horse, or a baby cow…
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Shigure: People cry over just how pretty I am.
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Kyo: (gags)
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Ayame: Or a baby chicken, or a baby tiger, or a baby dog, or a baby cat…
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Shigure: It's really quite flattering.
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Ayame: Or a baby pig, or a baby sheep, or a baby God…
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Kagura: Kyo, do you cry for me? CRY FOR ME DAMMIT!
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Ayame: Or a baby snake… or a baby seahorse… or a baby rat… or a baby monkey… or a baby rabbit…
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Tohru: (sweat drop)
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Ayame: Oh, I said rabbit twice did I? Hahah… sorry…
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Hatori: So you can just as easily cry as you can laugh.
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Ayame: Anyways, you dip the baby chicken or the baby rabbit, or the baby seahorse, or the baby tiger or the…
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Kyo: Tell him to shut up, would ya?
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Ayame: …you get the picture. Hahahaha! So you dip them into the water. And with the bigger babies, it's harder…
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Ritsu: I'M SORRY, DID YOU SEE ME CRYING? I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRY!
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Ayame: And most of the time they don't dip them in time and there's baby horse or cow bits all over the room…
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Hatori: (interrupting) Let's leave it there for now… Ayame could go on all day.
Yuki: Why did I have to be personally related to him?
Touche. I'm distracted now, so this is the last for now. Review if you will. Please? Haha! Nah, I don't like begging. Seeya! Have fun!
