Don't own anything except that in which I stated previously.
Not like anyone would steal my characters anyway. xD
Anywho, I'm not doing a Roxel story here. I have nothing against homosexuality. In fact, I openly support it, but I don't like taking things out of context. They're best friends. That's it. Don't complain, that's my opinion.
So, screw you guys, I'm going home. tomp tomp tomp tomp footsteps...
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And enjoy it. Even though it's short. xD
Chapter 2
"A Devious Plan: The Not-So-Random Set-Up"
Rozex was leaning against her bed, while Larxene lay down on it. They were hanging out in the younger girl's room, but, alas, there was not a thing to do, except listen to Demyx play "Sanctuary" on his sitar for hours, after which Xigbar, being a gun slinger, shot him down.
"Y'know what?" the brunette suddenly piped up, an idea forming in her devious little mind, "I think we should inject a little entertainment into our dull, non-heart filled lives, Larx."
"What d'you mean?" the blonde asked monotoniously.
"Think about it. You've been surrounded by gorgeous guys -- well, some gorgeous guys, anyway -- and you aren't involved with any of them," Rozex began.
"That's because we don't have hearts, Roz," Larxene replied in her same bored voice.
Rozex waved her hand and frowned. "Doesn't matter. Fact is, they're still hot, right?"
Larxene considered it for a moment. "Yeah, I guess so," she admitted.
The younger girl grinned. "So, let's have... a Boy/Girl party!"
The blonde woman sat up suddenly. "You're kidding, right?"
"Nope," Rozex grinned, "It doesn't matter if we can't fall in love with them, just that having them around to do stuff for us makes the world a better place to live in." Larxene nodded in agreement.
"So, you wanna invite them over now?" she suggested.
"Sure," Rozex replied as she picked up a handy phone that had appeared out of nowhere. "Who d'you wanna invite?"
"Hmm..." Larxene frowned and thought about it. "Well, we should invite Roxas and Axel, 'cos, y'know, Roxas is short, and Axel is a fanboy, so anyone would have a good chance with him."
"Right," the younger girl replied, "Anyone else?"
Larxene shook her head. "Nah, it'll make 'em more uncomfortable if there's only two."
The green eyed girl grinned, then she quickly dialed a number. She waited for someone to pick up. Finally...
"Hello?"
"Yo, Axel," she said, "Are you there with Roxas?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Me and Larx wanna invite you two over for a little get together, my place," she replied in her best cute voice. "How 'bout it?" She heard Axel gulp on the other line. She covered the reciever with her hand and laughed quietly.
Larxene giggled, and mouthed the words, "What's so funny?"
Rozex replied in a similar way, "He's nervous," then began to chuckle again.
"Erm," Axel began to reply again, so Rozex signaled to the older girl to be quiet. "Sure. Roxas says okay, too."
"Great," Rozex replied in the same cute voice, "See you in, say, half an hour?"
"Sounds good," the fire lover answered.
"'Kay, see you then." And with that, she set down the reciever, and she and Larxene burst into laughter.
"Oh M'God," the blonde was rolling on the bed laughing, "What did he say?"
"He acted pretty normal, but it took him, like, five minutes to think it over," Rozex giggled.
"You think he was talking it over with Roxas?" she chuckled.
"Nah, I didn't hear them talking," she replied, "My guess is Roxas will show up and have no idea what Axel got him into."
"OH!" Larxene cried, "We should call them, 'Axey and Roxy' when they get here. And act as though we really want them. Badly."
"Hee, good idea," Rozex grinned, "We should also try to make them do something really embarrassing, then blackmail them later. Or just make out with them, 'cos they're, y'know, shexiful."
"Ha, this is gonna be so fun." The blonde girl's smile stretched almost all the way across her face. "They'll think we're into them, but really, we're just manipulating them. What a stroke of genius, Roz. Kudos to you." Rozex stood up a bowed comically, then fell over rolling on the floor laughing laughing. Really. She rofl'd.
"Damn, we gotta prepare," she said, and then they ran off to get ready for their deviously evil plan.
And yes, We have realized that this Chapter is very short, but it IS a set-up, and we promise more Random humor in the next one. Really. Maybe even an Alpaca, but we are not making any promises.
